Chapter 854: Charming Moments of Human Spaceflight (Part 2)
"Why you again?" Stark leaned against the door frame, looking at Polaris who was filling out the information, and said, "Are you sent by Congress to slow down our progress?"
"Tony Stark!" Polaris slapped the wall, looked at him and said, "You damn idle playboy, can you shut up? If you stay here, I will tell Pepper tomorrow that you would rather stand at the door in a daze than go on a date with her!"
Stark rolled his eyes, stood up and said, "If it weren't for the fact that your ability is really useful, I would never let mutants participate in this project!"
Before Polaris could speak, Stark stretched out a hand and said, "Don't say I discriminate against mutants. How much trouble have you caused me?! The big pit under the Mercury base , have you filled it in? "
Polaris threw the information aside in annoyance and said, "They are them, I am me. Didn't I do a good job in transportation before? You have time to talk here, why not go and fix your rustic hairstyle, dark brown curly hair? My God, I thought I saw my grandfather!"
After that, Polaris picked up the information and bumped past Stark. Stark turned his head to look at her, touched his hair and said, "Hey, this is authentic American retro, you tasteless girl!"
Polaris was too lazy to entangle with him. After leaving Stark Building and getting in the car, she began to read the information. It wrote her future work content, but as she read it, she exclaimed in surprise.
"Solar system traffic diversion work? ? ? ... Well, what kind of job is this? There is still traffic diversion in the solar system? ? "Is Stark kidding me? "
After saying that, she lowered her head and opened the set of equipment she had just received. There was a set of work clothes for space operations, a manual of precautions, and an emergency communicator.
Polaris felt a little puzzled. She skipped the manual of precautions and began to study the work clothes.
She found that there was an x engraved on the edge of the helmet of the work clothes. It was obviously specially prepared for mutants. The material was very soft, just like ordinary clothes. It seemed to provide no protection at all. Only the helmet was hard, a bit like the helmet of a space suit.
Polaris showed a slightly disgusted expression, but she still put on this before going to space, and then she found that this suit was much uglier than she thought.
Compared to the space work clothes, it is more like a diving suit, and it is the old-fashioned diving suit. It is completely unfitting and cannot reflect the body curve. It wasted the beautiful lines that Polaris had practiced. The helmet was particularly ugly, covering her trendy green hair and making her look like a light bulb.
Just as Polaris stood above the earth, he was tangled in whether to When he was about to go home and change into his uniform, he suddenly felt a "bang" vibration.
Polaris was startled, and then looked around and found that about 20 meters in front of him, two strange devices collided with each other.
Polaris quickly flew over, and then found that it seemed that two spacecraft collided with each other.
Flying to the side of the accident site, Polaris picked up a piece of debris and looked carefully. She found that one of them was Stark's transport device, which was engraved with Stark's surname, and the other one looked like an experimental device launched by a certain country, which contained a tomato and two beans.
Looking at the tomatoes and beans in the experimental cabin, Polaris felt very confused. She didn't know much about space experiments, so she could only take out the emergency communicator.
Unexpectedly, it was Stark himself who answered her call. Although Polaris was a little unhappy, she still said to the other end of the phone: "Stark, one of your transport devices and... tomatoes and beans collided. Don't you plan to come and see?"
"Tomatoes and beans??! "Stark's voice was full of confusion. He said, "Lorna Dane, I understand that some people like to drink before work, which makes them more inspired. I am the same, but you can't drink so much before going into space, right? ? "
"How did my spacecraft collide with tomatoes and beans? ? ? ? "
Polaris was about to speak when there was another "bang" behind him. This time the collision was a bit far away, about 200 meters away. Polaris put down the tomatoes and beans in her hand and flew towards another accident site.
Then she found that the objects that collided this time were even stranger. One of them was Stark's device, which looked like an antenna installed above the base. The other one was engraved with the logo of the United Nations and had a speaker inside.
"What is this? "Polaris reached out and took out the speaker from the wreckage. She pressed a button and a familiar voice came out:
"The next broadcast is the Human Cosmic Heritage Inheritance Law... Earth is a society ruled by law. What we need to emphasize is that humans have complete inheritance laws for cosmic heritage, and our inheritance of all heritage is reasonable, legal, and compliant..."
"What's going on? Why is there Nick's voice? ? ? "Stark on the other end of the phone asked in surprise: "You haven't gone up yet? Are you in SHIELD now? What nonsense did Nick ask you to make up?"
Polaris didn't know how to explain the situation, so she flew to the first accident site, turned on the camera on her uniform, stretched out her arm and introduced to Stark: "Look, this is the tomato and beans I just mentioned..."
Before she finished speaking, she saw another aircraft floating past her. It looked like one side was damaged. At this time, it was floating aimlessly in space like space junk.
Polaris stopped the aircraft and found that this aircraft and the previous aircraft with tomatoes and beans should be made by the same country, and even the experimental cabin looked exactly the same.
She opened the experimental chamber again, and the result was even more confusing. There were potatoes, soybeans, wheat seeds, cabbage, carrots, broccoli, an unknown soil, a slightly smelly fertilizer, and even a type of grass...
Stark also saw all of this at the same time. Polaris shook his head and said, "It seems that the aircraft is from the same country as the one just now, but I don't know who it belongs to..."
"China!!!!!!!!!!"
Stark's roar echoed in the universe. He said, "Jarvis, get me the S.H.I.E.D. right now!!! Tell them not to launch vegetables, fruits, seeds, soil and fertilizers anymore!! You can't grow vegetables in space!! You can't grow them!!!!"
"...What?...How many billions? No matter how many billions, it won't work! There's no place to grow vegetables on the Mercury base! Venus? Venus is even worse! Mars Star? ...Yes, I know, the climate on Mars is OK, but it can't be...Okay..."
"Listen, you can't just launch spacecraft like this anymore, it will damage my transport spacecraft...No, my transport spacecraft has no place to put these vegetables and fruits..."
"Seeds? ? Hey, hey, man, listen to me, you have to know that my transport spacecraft is specially used to transport high-tech materials..."
"You have high-tech seeds? ? ...But...Why can't I talk to you? ...No, I won't go, I don't have time...Video conference? You're not going to teach me how to grow vegetables, are you? ? ...Okay, okay, wait a minute..."
Then, Polaris heard Stark's voice coming from the phone, and he said: "Clean up the scene."
"How to clean up?" Polaris asked.
"Use your magnetic force to drag them into the sun, or make them disappear. Don't let these things block the road. There will be spaceships transporting resources along this route later..."
Just as Polaris was about to move, Stark roared again: "No, wait!!!"
Then his voice became smaller, obviously talking to someone else, he said: "... No way? Send tomatoes, beans, potatoes, soybeans, wheat, cabbage, carrots, broccoli, soil and fertilizers and fodder back to you????"
"Do you know how valuable my time is? What? How many billions???... Saudi Arabia pays? What does it have to do with Saudi Arabia? Are you saying that this experiment is still aimed at waterless or low-water cultivation? And Dubai?"
"Okay, wait a minute... That person, pack up their messy vegetables and other things and send them back!"
"What? Schiller, what did you say? Wait a minute, my psychiatrist has some opinions... You said no broccoli? ? Why no broccoli? One of your personalities really hates broccoli? ? But they offer a high price! "
"Okay, no broccoli, Lorna, no broccoli, don't take the broccoli back, otherwise my psychiatrist will go crazy!"
Polaris, who had been standing in space and listening for a long time, rolled his eyes, sighed, crossed his arms, and said to Stark:
"You mean, let me carry these... um, vegetables, seeds, fertilizers, and even a bundle of fodder back by myself? ? Stark, I work for you, but I am not your slave. Slaves at least have horse-drawn carriages and donkey carts. You want me to carry these things back? ! "
"Take a step back, can I carry it back? Where can I carry it back? ! "
Before Stark could reply, Polaris felt the vibration again. When he turned around, he saw two more machines collided.
No, there were more than two this time. The location of this accident was closer to the second accident location. First, a transporter with two wings collided with the two machines that were damaged before, and then there was a chain crash.
Polaris flew over, but the more she flew, the more she felt something was wrong, because there were strange things floating in front of her eyes. The first thing that caught her eye was two packs of British black tea, then a Mexican banana, two Cuban cigars, three large Sicilian lemons, two German sausages, a Russian loaf...
Stark's roar echoed in the universe:
"Jarvis!! Take the United Nations!! Why do they send these messy things into the universe?!!"
Polaris in space felt very embarrassed when looking at these things.
After a while, Stark's helpless voice came: "You also take a sample and bring it back to them. As for the transportation method, I will send a transport plane up later, and you put everything in..."
"Oh my god! I thought they would use the technology I gave them to start an arms race and build all kinds of space weapons... At the very least, they would improve transportation efficiency and start transporting all kinds of resources into space. What are they doing? A space agricultural product expo?!"
"I don't know if cosmic radiation is useful for agricultural products..." Polaris wiped his mouth and said, "Anyway, it's definitely useless for sausages, and it's useless for bread. It's still hard as hell. I can prove it myself."
"You actually ate it???... How does it taste?"
"Not very good, hiccup."