Chapter 791: Deadly Joke (XVIII)

"How dare you rummage around in my house without my consent and move in?!

Bruce Wayne!

You damn rude bastard!

! I should have shot you before I left! You will only be quiet if you lie in the hospital!

!"

Bruce was a little stunned. Originally, he was very surprised when he saw Selina appear in front of him, but he didn't expect that Selina didn't come to see him after a long separation, but to settle accounts with him.

Selina came back so straightforwardly, not because she was worried about Bruce's mental state, she just heard Maggie say that Bruce was packing things in her house and was going to move in, so she rushed back in anger.

Selina kept swearing, she said: "You damn unruly rich old man! Do you know that this will make it impossible for me to survive in the East District in the future! Boyfriend? Even if you are my husband, you can't live in my apartment! Only I can enter the apartment I rent, everyone else get out of here!

"

Speaking angrily, Selina dragged Bruce through the blocks of the East District and returned to her original apartment. As soon as they entered the apartment, they bumped into the landlord who was coming down the stairs.

The landlord was stunned when he saw the two of them, but Selina did not stop at all, strode up and slapped him, leaving three bloodshot marks on his cheek.

"Hef!

You are an East Side idiot who is dumber than a groundhog and blinder than a mole!

! I should have shot your mother before I left, and then let you go home crying!

Stuff her ashes into the crotch of the madam on the street next door!

!"

"Selena! Are you crazy?!" Hef yelled, "You brought a stranger home and let him live there!"

Selena stretched out her index finger with black nail polish, poked her fingertip into Hef's nose, and said to him, "You dare to let the thief from the East Side into my apartment! Tomorrow I will hang your son's head on my balcony!

!"

"I told you, that's because your boyfriend moved in without permission. He is not from here. You should know very well..."

Selena stretched out her other hand, " He slapped Hef in the face and said to him, "When did I say I don't live here? ! You still care if I bring a guy back to stay overnight? ! Why don't you care about your wife kissing a black man? ! ... Selina crossed her arms and said sarcastically, "Really? You don't care about the dirty guy on the third floor bringing women home, and you don't care about the green-haired guy on the fifth floor who did it five times in three days. And you, you stinky old gambler, stop pretending to be a good person here. Do you think I don't know? A month ago, your son killed a little girl in the room..."...

"What do you want?!" Hef said with a gloomy face, "I have taken back your house and rented it to someone else. Don't even think about living here anymore. Get out of here!"

Selina turned back, snatched the umbrella from Bruce, and slashed towards Hef. Hef didn't react at all and could only cover his face with his arms.

Selena beat him and cursed him: "Dirty, unruly bug! Tonight, I will make your deeds spread all over the East District!

!"

The old man hurried forward to stop him, saying: "Selena!

Don't go crazy here, you're making so much noise that everyone can't sleep..."

"Hefu! Hefu! Are you going to let her make such a fuss? If you ask me, just return the rent to her. Don't you earn enough?!"

"This damn scoundrel, ***!" Hefu cursed while being beaten, and the old man continued to persuade him: "You know she is a ***! Aren't you afraid that she will climb into the boss's bed one day?! She will shoot you!"

With a "swish", four bloody marks were scratched on Hefu's back. When the onlookers in the corridor saw the blood, they hurried up to stop him.

Finally, Hef's clothes became rags, and Selena's hair was also scattered. She pulled her long hair back with all her strength, panting and saying:

"I've only been gone for a few days, and you, a coward, dare to challenge me. If you don't give me an explanation today, I'll smash all the glass here!"

Hef was even more out of breath and said: "Selena, you... you crazy woman..."

"Am I just crazy?!" Selena raised her voice and said: "I've been here for so many years, is this the first day you met me?!

As she said that, she was about to go up and pull Hef's clothes. Hef's wife also ran out, but she couldn't beat Selina at all. Hef's son was a teenager this year and didn't dare to come forward at all. None of the residents in the building could stop the crazy Selina.

Bruce had been squeezed aside a long time ago. Not to mention stopping Selina, he couldn't even stop the people who were trying to stop the fight.

The fighting skills he learned could only be used in the situation of face-to-face gongs and drums, and the decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City. In this kind of chaotic street fight, the more skills, the more beatings.

However, Selina was obviously an intermediate and advanced player. No matter how many people around her tried to pull her, she grabbed Hef and beat him hard.

Because she didn't have an advantage in size and couldn't suppress Hef, a big man, she gave full play to the advantages of her sharp teeth and claws, using nails and teeth together, and repeatedly attacking the injured areas. The skin near the four wounds on the back was almost torn off by Selina.

"Hef! Hef!" Someone shouted, "Don't you know that this wild cat has always been a lunatic? Why rent her house to others?!"

"Or, you should pay her back the rent!" Someone else said, "It's just a few dozen dollars. If she really wants you, the medical expenses will be more than that!"

The people who were trying to stop the fight all agreed. Hef finally couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted, "Stop! Selena!

!"

Selena panted and shook her hands to shake off the blood on her fingertips. She glared at Hef and said, "Give me back my money, otherwise, I will make you and your family suffer!"...

Hef touched the wound with a grin and ordered his wife to get the money. His wife brought back a whole banknote with a much larger denomination than the rent.

Selina grabbed it and said, "This treasure is mine! Don't follow me, or I'll dig out your eyes!"

As she said that, she stepped back step by step. When she came to Bruce's side, she pulled him and ran out. Hef chased after her, but he couldn't catch up with their speed at all.

After running into a dark alley, Selina finally stopped, holding her knees and breathing hard.

After a while, she straightened up, holding the banknote in one hand, and the middle finger and index finger of the other hand together, and then flicked the end of the banknote. Listening to the crisp sound, she smiled and said, "I have such a big harvest just after returning. It's great!"

After that, she looked at Bruce and said, "I really don't understand, facing a soft egg like Hef, how could you be driven out by him?"

At this time, Bruce had woken up from that kind of philosophical thinking, because he fell into another kind of shock. He had never seen such a shrew Catwoman.

In the past, Selina was not very strong in front of him. In most cases, Batman took the lead. Selina liked to act like a spoiled child with him. When discussing something with him, she was mostly gentle and soft-spoken, just like a kitten meowing in the arms of its owner.

But today, Bruce deeply realized that he might have some misunderstandings about Catwoman. Regardless of whether she acted like a spoiled child, was she really a house cat? Why did she look more like a tigress?

Bruce

had never heard a voice like Selina's, which was at least ten times rougher than her usual voice, with a high pitch and loud voice, and she cursed without scruples, throwing out all kinds of dirty words as if they were free. More than a dozen people in the entire corridor could not compare to her mouth.

But at this time, Selena came over again and said to him: "Okay, since my rent has been returned, I won't blame you, but. You can't enter my house casually in the future. My house is mine. If you want to find a place to sleep, go back to your own home..."

Bruce listened to her gentle voice and felt that everything just now might be an illusion. At this time, Selena also noticed the wound on his face. She took a breath, then held Bruce's face and said to him: "Oh my God! Honey, what happened to you?"

Selena sniffed, smelled the smell and said: "You didn't get splashed with those chemical reagents? ... Oh, splashed on your face? What did you do?!"

Selena took two steps back, looked Bruce up and down, and then found that Bruce's dress was a little wrong.

Especially the pair of shoes on his feet. Selena remembered that Bruce should wear leather shoes most of the time, and they were the kind of shiny leather shoes that could be seen through. Why do the rain boots on his feet look so much like those worn by people in the East District?

"Where did you buy these boots?" Selina squatted down and took a look and said, "Why did you buy this kind of patchwork goods? ... You didn't get cheated, did you? "

Selina realized that something was wrong, and she stood up. Staring into Bruce's eyes, she put her hands on her hips and said to him, "What did you do in this month? Tell me now!"

Bruce didn't want to say it, because he had vaguely noticed some problems. Men always have extra self-esteem when facing beautiful women, so Bruce felt a little guilty when facing Selina like this.

However, as Selina's eyes became colder and colder, Bruce recalled Hef's miserable condition and decided to tell him everything.

"I lived in the slums for more than a month."

Selina nodded, showing no surprise. Maggie had already told her about it.

Then, Selina showed a puzzled expression and said, "You have only lived here for more than a month. How did you end up like this? Did something happen to you? Did that lunatic called the Joker come to you again? Did he hurt you?"

Bruce didn't know how to start, but he still shook his head and said, "No... Not only did he not hurt me, he helped me."

Selina's eyes became more puzzled. Looking at Bruce's somewhat haggard mental state in front of her, she said, "Okay, I'll ask you an answer. First, where did this pair of shoes come from?"

"I bought it."

"How much did you buy it for?"

"Five dollars."

"How much???!"

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