Chapter 712 U: Infinite Events (31)

"You mean, you want to take a leave?" Nick Fury asked Natasha in front of him while lying on his office chair with his feet on the table in his office.

"Yes, sick leave!" Natasha said through gritted teeth.

"Sick leave? Are you sick? Then you can go see our psychiatrist." Nick shook his head and said.

"I got sick because of seeing a psychiatrist!" Natasha raised her voice and said, "I saw a psychiatrist at least 15 times a day this week! Even if you want to lower our insurance coefficient, you don't have to use such dirty means, right?!"

"No way, this is the price of hiring multiple Schillers, who is a psychiatrist?" Nick shrugged and said, "Whether it is Schiller who can settle accounts, Schiller who can lead Hydra, or Schiller who can do the job of a doctor, they are all psychiatrists. If there are no patients, they will not stay here honestly."

"That's not the reason you use me as bait to catch three Schillers!" Natasha said angrily, "With so many SHIELD agents, why can't they share the work equally???"

"Please, Natasha, the whole How many agents in SHIELD can stand up to scrutiny? "

Nick put his feet down, pointed to the next room, and said: "In the office opposite, there are a total of 9 agents, 8 of them are Hydra, and one is from the CIA, most likely a Hydra undercover in the CIA."

"In that office over there, there are a total of 12 agents, 6 civilian staff, except for Agent Carter, all are Hydra, and the remaining 6, 3 are KGB disguised as Hydra, and 3 are KGB disguised as CIA, you let them see a psychiatrist? "

"I..." Natasha was choked, she said: "But I am also a former Soviet, I was investigated for suspected Soviet espionage not long ago..."

"Yes, Schiller is also a Soviet spy, so you go." Nick said with a smile.

Natasha took a deep breath, she looked up at the ceiling, and couldn't even find a word to describe the current situation of SHIELD.

Now, the entire SHIELD has 100% professional agents and 99% Hydra. Among the Hydra, half are CIA agents, among the CIA agents, half are spies from various countries, and among the spies from various countries, half are KGB.

And she, Natasha Romanov, a former Soviet professional agent, is neither Hydra nor KGB. She has become a unique wonder in the huge SHIELD.

So much so that when the Soviet spy Schiller needed a patient who could receive psychological treatment, Natasha was the first choice.

Because there are so many points to complain about, Natasha doesn't even know where to start. She only knows that this can't go on. Any normal person would go crazy if he received dozens of psychological treatments within a few days. Natasha is not crazy yet, which only shows that she is really professional.

"Anyway, I quit!" Natasha said very firmly: "If you let me undergo psychological treatment again, I will turn myself in to the IRS!"

Nick widened his eyes and looked at Natasha and said: "IRS? I can't believe that such a string of words would come out of the mouth of a SHIELD agent! How can you be so ruthless?!"

"Every time I go to church to pray, I will thank the IRS. It is the IRS that prevents you from lowering the insurance coefficient three times within a week. It is the IRS that gives me the confidence to resist you, the unscrupulous boss!"

"Don't say that, Ms. Natalia, you and I both know that this little effort is just ... "" Don't come to this set with me! "Natasha is obviously crazy, she said," Either, let others do this work, or I resign, I will contact KGB now, let them catch me to Siberia! "" Okay, don't be so excited, lady ... " You have to stare at her ... "" In case, she was too exciting in the face of Schiller, and she might have to make trouble. You have to know, this is for the overall situation ... "" Don't say, I will notify her now. The order said, "In the next week, I don't have to do anything. I just need to watch the psychologist constantly. Well ... I have not done a test when I joined the job?" "Listen more, watch more, ask less...Okay, I'll go now. It won't be worse than waxing the deck of the aerospace carrier." Carter put down the documents and left.

Before the evening, she rushed to the office and grabbed Natasha and asked, "Is there something wrong? Doesn't this psychiatrist rest all day? And why does he change rooms and clothes? Is this a necessary step in treatment?"

"Remember, listen more, watch more, and ask less." Natasha turned around and said, seeing Carter's confused expression, she shook her head and turned away.

In Nick Fury's office, Coulson held the newly completed financial report, looked at Nick and asked: "Boss, is this really okay? One Schiller is in charge of finance, one Schiller is responsible for experiments, and another Schiller is responsible for personnel transfers... This... This is a bit too much, right?"

"What are you afraid of? It's not that the Schillers were obtained by illegal means. We just found many Schillers at the first time through the perfect intelligence network of SHIELD, and then invited them here to work for us. What's the problem?"

"The problem is that there are too many Schillers!!!!" Coulson shouted: "How can there be so many Schillers?!!!"

"Coulson, some of your questions always make me doubt that your rank of Level 8 agent is not watered down. Do you remember what the first rule of an agent is? More Listen, watch more, ask less, what can you do if you ask the principle? Can you solve this year's financial statements? "

Nick spread his hands and said: "The first Schiller we got helped us solve the financial problems of the next quarter."

"You know, in the previous season, two of the three accountants we hired went back to Moscow for vacation, and one "committed suicide" on the way back to Moscow for vacation..."

"At the beginning of this season, we didn't even have an accountant. Do you want me to go find those Russians who are asking for a lot? They even want to charge me for translation fees!"

"We found a Schiller who not only contracted the work of three accountants, but also proposed two sets of financial optimization plans. God, I have never seen such a capable financial staff!"

Nick stretched out a He clenched his fist and said, "If he works here for a long time, our fleet of space carriers will be formed in less than a year!"

Just as Coulson was about to speak, Nick raised his voice and said, "There is also Schiller who came second. He is simply a perfect doctor with superb medical skills, hardworking and willing to work. More importantly, he has no morals!"

Nick stretched out a hand and waved it vigorously, saying, "He can participate in our illegal human experiments and use hypnosis to interrogate intelligence. He alone is equivalent to an interrogation team. If they work here for a long time, we can recruit another 10,000 people next quarter!"

"And the last Schiller, my God, I can't say more flattering words. No one can imagine how much trouble he has helped me solve. "" He was alone, and the agents of the SHIELD were mobilized by the staff of the Nine -headed snake, and the agent of the SHIELD of the SHIELD created at least 40,000 agents! " He said: "The financial statements are optimized, experiments and interrogations are all illegal, personnel are fictional, tasks are fictional, work is also fictional ... What are we of the Aegis Bureau?" Nick looked at Corerson with a look at the stars and said, "If you ask this stupid question again, you can like to be up to 6 agents next year." "It is protecting the world" "but we don't really protect the world. "Coulson replied.

"No, the purpose of protecting the world is to make the world feel protected. This is the meaning of SHIELD's existence."

Nick shook his head and said, "As long as SHIELD exists, the authorities of various countries will feel that someone will come to protect them when various strange events occur."

"But if various strange events really happen and no one protects them, won't they be disappointed?" Coulson asked.

Nick sighed again and said, "They never had any hope, so how could they be disappointed?"

"In this world, no government will think that an organization led by Americans, with all American employees and subject to the US Congress will save them in times of crisis. As long as we don't add insult to injury, they will think that this is a rare fair and just organization."

Coulson opened his mouth and found that he couldn't refute it.

Nick continued, "In fact, Congress doesn't need us to do anything. As long as we exist and are actually controlled by them, they can tell the world that the United States is protecting the world. This is the whole meaning of SHIELD's existence. "

"If you really want to protect the world, don't count on S.H.I.E.L.D., or any other organization that claims to protect the world."

Coulson sighed, then said, "Okay... By the way, this is the salary statistics for this season, Director, you have to sign here."

Nick sat back in his chair. Coulson put the report on the table. Nick took the report without taking it seriously. Just as he was about to sign it, he saw the string of numbers at the end.

With a "bang", Nick fell off the chair. He asked in disbelief: "How can it be so high??? How can the salary of SHIELD this season be so high????"

"Where is the salary so high?" Nick got up from the ground panting and began to flip through the document frantically. Then he saw that the item in the salary report was called "Psychological treatment costs for SHIELD agents".

Looking at the long string of zeros, Nick took a deep breath, and his roar echoed over the entire SHIELD:

"Avengers assemble!! Assemble now!!!"

"All attack!! Capture Schiller!!!!"

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