Chapter 465 11 Isn’t It for Moments Like This that I Hired This Bunch of Chatterboxes?
Chapter 465 11. Didn’t I hire this group of chattering Deadpools just for moments like this?
“Shua”
A strange light flashed, and a golden space-time rift suddenly appeared and disappeared in the next moment.
The watchtower that had fallen into the earth’s atmosphere also disappeared with the light, and only some debris floating in the space represented that there had been an expensive “big treasure” here.
This scene instantly made the smug smile on Luther’s face floating in space disappear, and turned into a gloomy one.
Damn it!
Despite the frequent schemes, he still underestimated these heroes.
Although he didn’t understand how they teleported the watchtower away and where they sent the space station that had become the “source of disaster”, this scene represented that Luther’s Doomsday Legion’s first attack on the Justice League failed at the last minute.
This feeling was really terrible.
But Luther quickly adjusted his mentality.
As an outstanding villain, he has excellent emotional control and firm will. It is a difficult and long process to fight against superheroes. Villains with bad mentality will be hit by continuous failures, and they will not be able to hold on to the end.
"Swoosh"
The yellow streamer shone in the space, and the figure of Sinestro, the Light of Fear, appeared beside Luther who was "roaming in space" in the light of the yellow light.
The Lord of the Yellow Light included Luther in his cosmic energy expressionlessly, and said:
"It's a pity that your plan failed. It was actually quite exciting before the last second of failure."
"This is not a failure! It just didn't achieve 100% success."
Luther snorted.
He no longer looked at the direction where the watchtower disappeared, but looked at Sinestro beside him. There were fist marks left by the fierce fight on the face of the Fear Lantern, and his battle clothes were also damaged.
Bald Lance glanced at him and said:
"What? You were beaten up by two Green Lanterns?"
"You can say that, but I was actually just collecting combat data."
Sinestro shook his head. Although he was embarrassed, he still said with great dignity:
"They thought they could beat me, but this is just to give them a taste of sweetness for the next reunion. I will enjoy the bitter expressions of the two Hal Jordans when they finally fail.
This fight has already begun to interest me, but what should I do next?"
"Next?"
Luthor looked at the earth and said:
"Next, we should go to rescue people. If we don't go, our "companions" will sell us out, but we must grasp the time.
We must let them say what I want them to say to the British "The 'truth' that Xiong heard. In addition, the power of Lord Warlock will also enter the scene, and we must be prepared to welcome it."
"Do you really believe them?"
The Lord of the Yellow Lantern took Luther back to the earth. Surrounded by cosmic energy, he whispered:
"I don't know what you think, but I think the stars are all a group of insects."
"Your words are too humiliating. How can you insult insects like this?"
Lei Tu snorted and said softly:
"But now we need them, and their victory will also become our victory. If these heroes are a little stronger, it would be great. Unfortunately, at present, their chances of winning are really low.
This is the only choice left for us."
"You can actually wait to die."
Sinestro said faintly.
Luther shrugged and did not answer this cold joke. If he was really a person who was willing to wait for death, the Legion of Doom would not have been established.
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"A large-scale space distortion reaction occurred outside the Earth's orbit! What's going on?"
In the main control room of the Osborne Tower, the old Green Goblin wearing combat armor strode in and questioned Dr. Otto, who was observing and connecting with the high-speed falling aircraft outside:
"How did that space station come from? Was it some kind of attack?"
"No, from the appearance, it should be the Justice League's watchtower that Mason mentioned to us, and the space-time disturbance accompanying its appearance is exactly the same as the energy reading when the Flash used the speed force to penetrate the plane."
Dr. Octopus moved the data quickly.
Although the wasteland world re-launched the satellite with the technological support of Team K, they now lack the means to attack the outer space, and can only watch the space station fall off the orbit to the ground.
"Communication connected!"
Doctor Octopus was busy for a few seconds and quickly connected to the communication with the main control console of the watchtower. Cyborg's voice then sounded from it:
"Attention, ground forces! This aircraft has been invaded by dangerous alien creatures. Do not try to destroy it! I emphasize again, do not destroy it!
This alien creature has the dangerous ability to spread biological spores and parasitize the world. Once it enters the stratosphere, it will cause irreversible and serious consequences."
"Are you Cyborg from the Justice League?"
The Green Goblin and Dr. Otto looked at each other, and he, the "Governor" of Osborne Tower, stepped forward to respond:
"The threat you mentioned does not exist for this wasteland world. There are not as many lives that can be parasitized by alien creatures as you think, unless they can use zombies as carriers.
Immediately take your people out of the space station, and we will prepare weapons to destroy your aircraft in the atmosphere."
"Well, this is the second question I want to talk about."
Cyborg awkwardly transmitted the scene of the battle between the four Kryptonians and the seven Doomsdays inside the space station to the Osborn Tower.
It is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a battle. The real situation is that the four Kryptonians are being beaten by the Doomsday Legion.
The only Superman who can burst and beat Doomsday is still a "sickly child", and letting Kara, Zod, who have not yet grown to the extreme, and Bizarro, who is not very smart, to deal with these "Kryptonian enemies" is simply sending them to death.
If Mason had not equipped them with vibranium armor, the battle would have ended long ago.
"I guess these biological weapons with more exaggerated life forms than Kryptonians will not die because of the explosion."
Cyborg said in a low voice with embarrassment:
"I'm sorry to turn our troubles into your troubles. Little Flash has fallen into a coma due to the hyperspace transmission, but he told me that this is the base world of Team K, so..."
"Don't apologize if we have established a strategic alliance!"
Mason's voice sounded outside the main control room, interrupting Cyborg's overly polite words.
After learning that the watchtower had been teleported away, he immediately realized that Little Flash had reversed the situation again at a critical moment and rushed back urgently.
Mason, who was sitting on the Moubis chair, stopped in front of the main console. He said to Cyborg on the communication screen with serious interference:
"Organize a retreat immediately! Let the Kryptonians, Little Flash and the second-line heroes who are still in the space station all evacuate. You should still have escape pods available.
Leave the threats of Starro and Doomsday to me.
Communication ended."
After the communication was cut off, the old Green Goblin stared at the terrifying Doomsday monster that was beating up the Kryptonians in front of him. He said to Mason with a gloomy face:
"Do you have the means to kill these guys?"
"Kill? No, I don't.
Doomsday, an ancient Kryptonian biological weapon, has overcome the concept of 'death' when it was born. Even if they are killed, they can still be resurrected as long as they are given enough time."
Mason shook his head calmly and said:
"But they don't It will not be a problem for you, so rest assured, Norman, I promise that this falling space station will not be a problem for anyone.
But it will take some time to start those instruments, so we have to send a group of cannon fodder to cover their evacuation. "
The captain looked at the old Green Goblin and said:
"Are those deadpools still there?"
"Damn it!"
Norman's eyes widened when he heard the name, and he scolded Mason:
"You still have the nerve to mention those disgusting bastards! They came to Osborne Tower in just three days and turned my place into a pigsty and a circus. You go and take care of them.
If not, drive them away!
My world does not need these annoying lunatics, they even invited my Harry to participate in those obscene.
Ah, I can't even say that word, it's simply mental pollution! "
"I hired them to fight for their lives, Norman."
Mason had expected the Green Goblin's reaction, but he still sighed and said:
"Since you want them to work hard, you have to tolerate it. Although they have their own bad habits, it doesn't prevent them from being really cheap and easy to use."
"Really?"
Dr. Otto, who has always been gentle, also turned cold and said to Mason:
"Then I think you don't have any objections to the fact that the Deadpools messed up your collection showroom last night and stole a lot of collections, right?
Those lunatics also stole my access card and sneaked into your engineering laboratory to start a... cough cough, I won't go into the details, anyway, I never thought that group sex could be so disgusting. "
"Ka"
Hearing that his collection showroom was destroyed and his beloved experiment was destroyed, he was shocked. The laboratory was also used as a YP location, so Mason pulled out the pistol from his waist and loaded it. He said expressionlessly:
"Leave it to me, I will send these bastards to where they should go!"
When the Mobius chair was activated, Mason reminded Dr. Otto again:
"The first bait test of the 2149 quantum tunnel experiment is about to begin, please prepare the Pym family."
"Huh?"
Dr. Otto said in surprise, pushing his flirtatious sunglasses:
"We don't have a suitable test subject, Mason, ordinary life can't withstand the destruction of the mind and spirit by the microscopic world. Oh, I understand what you mean,
Let's start preparing now.
But it takes twenty minutes to activate the quantum tunnel.
So, we need the Deadpool Corps to restart the Watchtower's propulsion rocket to change its falling trajectory and let it fall in the designated test area."
"No problem, the Deadpools will do this job, they are very professional. "
Mason nodded and left the main control room.
He quickly came to the large lounge on the top floor of Osborne Tower. Before pushing open the door, Mason took a deep breath to prepare himself for the filth he was about to see.
However, the moment he pushed open the door, Mason's eyes still staged a "pupil earthquake".
"Bang"
Mason closed the door, rubbing his eyes, trying to forget the terrible things he had just seen, and shouted to the inside in the weird voice coming from the lounge:
"Wade! There is a mission! You have 30 seconds to put on your pants, let the female Deadpool above you and the mechanical Deadpool below you put on their clothes, and let the Deadpool boy stop scribbling on my wall.
And the Deadpool dog!
I swear, if that damn dog bites through one of my shoes again, I'll throw it into the forge!"
"Don't be angry, I'll be fine soon!"
Wade's voice rang out from the lounge, along with the chaotic sounds of other Deadpools packing up their things.
The barking of dogs, the noise of naughty children, and the elongated screams of Deadpools sounded like a harsh symphony. These unreliable guys at least knew that Mason had hired them and were quite attentive to their boss's requirements.
Thirty seconds later, Mason pushed open the door expressionlessly, and the entire lounge miraculously returned to being tidy.
In front of him, the members of the Deadpool Corps lined up in a row according to size.
From Wade Wilson's classic Deadpool to Wanda Wilson's blonde Deadpool, to the intelligent life machine composed entirely of mechanical bodies... Mechanical Deadpool.
It is worth mentioning that this mechanical Deadpool has shaped his appearance into a female image and has quite obvious female features.
Then there is the cowboy Deadpool dressed in wild western style and holding a cigarette, and the short Deadpool boy, and finally the dog Deadpool, which is a dog in a Deadpool uniform.
In addition to these human members, the Deadpool Corps also has a very strange "compatriot", that is, a "dead head" with a black helmet, a skinny face, a classic zombie mouth and crooked teeth placed on the table.
This guy claims to be the "brain trust" of the Deadpool Corps, but in fact it has a great background.
"The Deadpool Corps is waiting for orders, boss! "
Classic Deadpool raised his finger to make a military salute above his head, but his movement was so big that his untied pants fell down and revealed his flowered shorts.
At the same time, the large cabinet in the lounge was overloaded and fell apart with a bang, "spitting out" all the things that the Deadpool Corps had just stuffed in.
Firearms, bullets, damaged collections and instruments, sexy underwear, costumes for Cos, some not-so-decent things, leftover pizza boxes and various household garbage flew all over the sky.
This scene made Mason's fists clenched and made a clicking sound, and also made the Deadpool Corps fall into a rare silence and embarrassment.
"Mason, the space station is about to enter the outer atmosphere!"
Dr. Otto's voice sounded at this time, reminding:
"The aircraft is in place, let the Deadpool Corps set off quickly, the four Kryptonians can't hold on any longer. "
"A space station is losing control and crashing into the ground. ”
Mason tried to suppress the anger in his heart, and said to the deadpools who were staring at each other:
"I need you to sneak in to cover the evacuation of the good people inside, and restart its power during the fall so that it can fall to the designated area. This job is a bit difficult, so I will provide you with various support.
If you come back alive, the damage and chaos you caused in Osborne Tower can be written off, but it will definitely take extra compensation to make you work well.
So if you need anything."
"I want a VIP card for the Raw Bar! The kind that can eat, drink and play for free! My wife has long wanted to find a good place to get drunk and dream, and your place looks good to me. "
The classic Deadpool was the first to ask for benefits, and then the other Deadpools also shouted:
"I want nice clothes, the underwear that Wade's wife wears. I heard that you made it, and I want a set too!"
"The AI data of Fenrir's armor, her realism I am very eager for."
"Gun! A powerful gun! As a cowboy, you need a powerful gun! The larger the caliber, the better! ”
“Big brother Mason! Can you make me a good friend? Deadpool doesn’t need friends! Deadpool makes his own friends!”
“Woof woof! Woof woof! Woof woof! (The dog needs a magical potion, a potion that can be as strong as Harley’s big dog!)”
The whole Deadpool army spoke, just like being put together with three thousand quacking ducks. Mason was so upset that his head hurt. He waved his hand and scolded:
“When you come back, there will be everything! Now get going! Damn it! The Kryptonians I raised are almost beaten to death.”
“Yeah! It’s just to die, we are professionals in this area!”
Wade shouted, and he pulled up his pants while howling:
“Deadpool army! Transform and set off! "
A large group of "pollution sources"-like deadpools howled and rushed out like wild dogs, leaving only the last dead head motionless. This zombie head without a body rolled its eyes on the table.
It stared at Mason and said in a hoarse voice:
"I feel my IQ is being sucked away by this group of idiots. My patience is plummeting. I don't want anything. I just want to go home now."
"This is easy."
Mason showed a gentle smile, stretched out his hand to lift the dead head's bun, raised it in front of him and said to it:
"We just need a guide from the 2149 universe to lead the first batch of "quantum world pathfinders" into that dangerous plane world.
I think you must be willing to take on this important task, my dear dead head.
I'm serious!
If you spit zombie saliva at me again, I'll throw you into the toilet and flush you into the sewer! You can try!"