0841. Are You on It?

"What? Is there such a thing?"

This was the first time Li Mu heard it.

But it makes sense when you think about it.

Otherwise, the six anti-demon races would not have hurriedly opened the [Ancient Ancestor's Gate] to seek annihilation without being completely sure. Even if the gods behind them successfully arrived, such as the six ancestors, There are also elite masters and strong men from all races, basically all of them have perished, and the losses are not unbearable.

Without believers and subjects, gods will become water without a source and a tree without roots.

It can be said that the gods of the six major races paid a huge price in order to come.

If there is a time limit for the opening of Asgard, it would explain why they are so willing to force their way to Earth at all costs.

If you miss the time, you will have to catch the next bus.

Li Mu guessed that this time interval would definitely be very long.

It has grown to the point where even these long-lived ancient gods have lost patience and can no longer wait.

The old magic stick said: "I said your kid was jumped by an immortal, but you still don't admit it. If I guessed correctly, the Green Fox God Biyan should be the real mastermind behind the arrival of the six anti-demon races on the earth this time. You The Dao wound was inflicted by her secretly. If she could come back alive, it would be considered good. With her here, there are still two key fragments in the hands of the anti-demon race. They still have room for bargaining... It's perfect. Plan."

When Li Mu heard this, he instinctively said: "How is that possible? Biyan..."

I can't say anything else.

The old magic stick looked at him and smiled without saying a word.

Li Mu carefully considered the old magic stick's words, but his heart was already leaning toward his judgment.

Is the Green Fox God really the leader of the six major races this time?

Everything is in her calculations?

If this is the case, then the Green Fox God's scheming and wisdom are too terrifying.

The old magic stick looked at his expression and laughed so hard that he almost covered his stomach: "Haha, have you come back to your senses? Do you really think that your male charm is invincible and you can even handle a ten-million-year-old vixen? You, or... Too young, with too little experience in the world, I was jumped by an immortal, and I’m still here with lingering feelings.”

Li Mu said with a dark face: "I advise you to be kind."

The old magic stick laughed even harder and almost rolled on the ground.

"Seriously, I really advise you to be kind." Li Mu gritted his teeth.

"Look at you, I'm joking with you. Why are you so impatient?" Under Li Mu's murderous eyes, the old magician finally slowly stopped smiling and said, "It's okay. The saying goes, gold comes after hard work, after a few more experiences. Now I feel calm... Hey, hey, well, well, to be serious, you only have one way now, you have to find a way to get a place to enter the Immortal Palace and find the legendary flat peach."

Li Mu laughed and said: "I don't have any good ideas. There are as many strong men as there are in the Six Divine Departments and Heavenly Court. The high-level strong men in the Emperor Realm can press me to the ground and rub me. As for the Dao Realm, Not to mention, in the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are just a cloud, not to mention they have organizations and helpers, what can I do."

The old magician was stunned for a moment and said, "You kid, what do you mean?"

Li Mu said: "I have figured it out. In this colorful world, millions of things have their own destiny. Even the earth, according to the junior high school geography book, still has a lifespan of five billion years. Even if It really collapsed and was forcibly demolished. That is also its fate. The fate of people is destined by God. The fate of the earth is also destined by God... Do whatever you want."

The old magician let out an ouch and said, "Hey, you kid, you're trying to give me a pick."

Li Mu looked up to the sky and laughed, saying: "Hahahaha, yes, yes, you can see it. Anyway, my current strength is enough. Where are my relatives and friends on earth? I can take them away from the Ziwei Star Territory." Among them, some are livable places. You can just build a planet to hide in, live a good life for hundreds of years, and be like this for the rest of your life. You will be carefree and free, with no pressure, no need to work overtime, no mortgage, no need to pay rent, and no need to have a second child... How wonderful it is to be free and wield a sword to the end of the world, hahaha, damn, I can’t wait as I say it.”

The old magician took a look and realized that this bastard didn't look like he was just joking. He couldn't be serious about it.

"Uh, well... Xiao Mu, people can't be so selfish. After all, the earth is your hometown..." the old magic stick said.

Li Mu interrupted and said: "This thing about hometown, doesn't it mean that wherever you live for a long time, it is your hometown? Besides, alas, I was jumped by the vixen immortal on earth, and I was sad. I want to leave this sad place."

The old magic stick said: "I have trained you for so many years..."

Li Mu said: "Are you training me to kill pigs?"

"I've taught you my magical skills and secrets, and I have high hopes for you..." the old god said.

Li Mu said: "I have tried my best, but now I am injured by the Immortal Jump, and the way forward is cut off. No matter how hard I try, it is useless. I am already a useless person."

"I..." the old magic stick said: "I brought you up by pooping and peeing, I..."

Li Mu nodded: "Yeah, that's right. Let's do it this way. The worst I can do is take you with me when I leave the earth and provide for you until you die. Anyway, you have to practice virtue and meditate with your hands closed. There's no point in staying on the earth. Why don't you join me in this mortal world and live a carefree life."

"No, I want to become enlightened here." The old magician flatly refused.

Li Mu laughed loudly: "Old man, the fox's tail is exposed. I said, if you can leave the earth but never leave, you must not be holding back anything good. It turns out that you want to become enlightened here, your source of enlightenment. On Earth?"

The old stickman angrily pulled off a few strands of his beard and said, "You've become a bad boy. You actually tried to trick me."

Li Mu said proudly: "You are also an old sage who has been tested by the world for a long time. You are called the eternal god, but you have no scheming at all. You were trapped by me with just a few words. Oh, you are so naive... you If you want to become enlightened, it must have something to do with me? Why don't we have a frank talk about why you came to me back then, and why you didn't hesitate to bleed yourself and teleport me to the galaxy, but don't use the earth to demolish it or something like that? I won’t believe it if you talk about it.”

The old magic stick's nose was so angry that he said, "You kid said so much, is this your real purpose?"

Li Mu nodded seriously: "Yes, yes, is it really because I am a one-of-a-kind cultivation genius that you adopted me from a young age and wanted to train me to be your loyal subordinate? No, are you? Do you want to raise me as a furnace? Or, my parents were actually killed by you. You made me an orphan. I believe in you, and then you slowly want to devour the luck of me, the chosen one, and achieve your path. ?Don’t look at me like that, it’s what’s written in online novels.”

"Hurry up and take some medicine." The old magician was so angry that his back teeth hurt: "I don't have a master like you... Damn, I'm so angry, you don't have a disciple like me... I'm so angry that I'm bald ," He raised his hand and slapped himself twice, saying, "Get out of here."

Li Mu laughed loudly: "It's neither this nor that. Then tell me, why?"

The old magic stick said: "I won't tell you."

"You really don't want to tell?"

"No."

"You have to think about it."

"You brat, it's not that I didn't tell you, but there are some things that you know now, which are harmful rather than helpful. My old man, have I ever harmed you in these years? Like those evil things in your mouth?"

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Li Mu finally smiled and returned to the topic, saying: "Well, old man, I won't tease you anymore. You have to help me get the quota in the Immortal Palace. I will go and find the best immortal fruit to cure the Taoist injury. I What do you think about inheriting your legacy and continuing to protect the earth?"

"Last will?" The old magic stick is really going to kill someone.

Li Mu's eyes widened and he said: "Master, what are you talking about? I'm talking about will, will, will."

The old magic stick covered his heart and said: "Oh, you little brat, get out of here right away. Wait until I get a place in the Immortal Palace."

"Haha, that's settled then."

After Li Mu finished speaking, he quickly jumped out of the meditation room.

The old magic stick rubbed his heart and sat back on the kang angrily.

"Damn, this kid is really bad at learning. He was such a naughty and innocent little kid back then, but now he is even more sinister than the stupid dog Xiao Jiu. Could it be that he was infected by the sinister aura after the stupid dog woke up? ...Well, now it seems that we can’t run away, we have to stay here for a few more days and do something...The scheduled gathering of the Queen Mother of the West in Yaochi can only be suspended for now."

The old magic stick was thinking in his mind.

It’s true that the son is too old to help his mother.

I can't control it anymore.

…

When Li Mu came out of the Zen room, he saw Saint Yunguang standing outside the door with a low eyebrow and a well-behaved look.

"Huh? What are you doing sneaking around outside? Are you eavesdropping?"

Li Mu said bluntly.

Saint Yunguang sneered: "Eavesdropping, I am listening openly, do you have anything shameful to do?"

"Oh, you are a little maid, you have a tough mouth." Li Mulu said happily: "It seems that you haven't figured out your identity yet. How dare you talk back to my master as a fire girl? Huh? Believe it or not, I will take you directly. Chastity.”

"You..." Saint Yunguang suddenly ran away with her face flushed: "You are shameless, despicable, and obscene."

Li Mu laughed loudly, looking at her panicked look, and said loudly from behind: "Don't say I didn't warn you, today's lunch is noodles, the fried sauce is sweeter, add onions and cucumber shreds, the noodles need to be soaked with water, ten Do it before two o'clock, otherwise, the consequences will be serious... I'm not afraid to tell you, my master is an old pervert, he has been coveting you for a long time, and he will find any excuse to do anything outrageous to you, but no one can save you."

Plop!

The sound of the old magic stick falling from the kang came from the Zen room.

Li Mu ran away quickly.

After spending a whole morning renovating the mountain-protecting formations in Shaozu Mountain and Randengsi Village, Li Mu started boxing slowly in the pine forest again.

The eight dragon mark injuries on his spine really affected his practice.

When the Zhenwu Fist penetrated backwards into the eighth position, my spine suffered severe pain and it was difficult to use my strength.

Moreover, during the process of practicing boxing, Li Mu vaguely discovered that there seemed to be a very strange power in his body. It was inexplicable, unexplainable, difficult to control and command, and extremely hidden. Only the [Zhenwu Fist] forced him to move to the eighth form. When it is activated, the feeling will become clearer and clearer. It is like an undercurrent hidden in an underground river. It surges for a moment, but quickly subsides with the pain in the spine.

What power is this?

With doubts, Li Mu sat at the lunch table.

Saint Yunguang stood at the dinner table in fear, staring at the old magician with a perverted look, as if she was fully alert to escape at any time, for fear that the old magician would not be satisfied with the meal she cooked.

"Huh?" The old magic stick took a bite and was very surprised.

Saintess Yunguang's heart almost jumped out of her throat.

The old magic stick continued: "It's quite delicious."

After finishing the meal, Saint Yunguang ran away to wash the pots and dishes. Normally, doing such a thing would be more unacceptable to her than killing her, but now she felt that it was like a gift of amnesty.

Li Mu smiled mischievously.

"Evil people still need to be punished by evil people," he said with emotion.

The old magician said: "What do you mean? Who is the evil person?"

Li Mu said: "Don't worry about these unimportant things... By the way, I discovered another strange thing." He told the story about the strange power found in his body.

The old magic stick checked it out, looked at Li Mu with a very strange look, and said: "Did I make a mistake and you were not jumped by the vixen immortal?"

"Ah? What do you mean?" Li Mu was startled.

"I want to ask you something, and you must answer me honestly." The old magician said with a solemn expression.

Li Mu was also made nervous: "Okay."

The old magic stick said: "That vixen... have you... fallen in love with me?"

"I..." Li Mu jumped up with a dark face and said, "Is it over yet?"

The old magic stick said: "There is clearly divine power in your body, which is very pure. It should be from the same source as your injury. This can only happen if you have intercourse with the fox god to collect yin and replenish yang." This is a phenomenon that can only occur when you have absorbed the secret arts of dual cultivation and absorbed its divine source. Okay, you kid, I really underestimated you. You actually fell in love with an old fox that is tens of thousands of years old. Hahahaha, laugh to death. I'm sorry, you're awesome, can you teach me some experience?"

Li Mu felt as if he had been struck by lightning, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Huh? Are you kidding me?"

The old magician said: "Don't lie to me, do you really not know about this?"

Li Mu nodded in confusion.

The old magic stick was stunned, and suddenly he burst out laughing in disbelief. He held his stomach and rolled around in the yard, laughing with tears in his eyes: "So...haha, you...you were actually...fucked by that..." Long live the vixen... haha, raped, no... I should say raped, hahahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death, so... can you inherit my Randen Temple? Hahahaha... …”

Boom!

Li Mu felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

This is impossible.

How can it be.

Not far away, Saint Yunguang looked at Li Mu with a bewildered expression. There was a hint of schadenfreude in her shocked expression.

This pair of master and disciple are both perverts.

My life is really miserable. I have to be a maid here for a year. It is like a hell.

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