Chapter 1244 Go Drinking (Part 1)

Historically, Marshal Ustinov of the Soviet Union seemed to believe that defeating the opponent at the wine table first was the first step to gaining absolute psychological advantage, and this weird law still affects some of the veteran soldiers and diplomats.

When Huaxia and Lao Maozi were negotiating on the introduction of the Su-27, the domestic delegation specially found a half-Russian who had an outstanding alcohol capacity to drink with Lao Maozi. In the end, all seventeen generals of the entire delegation were carried out of the banquet hall. In this way, the Soviet delegation was conquered by us. The motherland needs your stomach now to subdue those fucking Russians! This sentence has also become a legendary story.

Later, before the naval delegation set off for Moscow, the expert was seconded to the navy to perform the same arduous "special mission". It seems that now it is Guo Tai's turn again.

"No problem!" Guo Tailai patted his chest and promised: "I promise to complete the task, tell me, Uncle Liu, where to drink?"

"Don't worry! Now the old men have learned to be good, and they have learned to recognize people." General Liu said with a smile: "It's not enough to always come out alone. Therefore, the higher-ups decided to change their faces this time and continue to treat the old men. Drink it up."

"Ha! Tell them to let the horse come over!" Guo Tailai wanted to drink the old man, and suddenly a grin appeared on Guo Tailai's face, with an expression of eagerness to try.

Guo Tailai didn't ask what technology the country wants to introduce. Anyway, his task is not to negotiate, but to let those negotiating opponents taste the hangover. No wonder I let myself learn Russian, so I was preparing for this.

General Liu never doubted whether he could overwhelm his negotiating opponent. Just kidding, he witnessed the drinking capacity of a company with his own eyes, so how many negotiators are he afraid of? Let them each bring a strong backup is no problem. Guo Tailai, a strong guy who drank a lot, stopped because he ran out of wine. There will never be a situation of running out of wine in a negotiation occasion, and he doesn't know what kind of record the fat man can set this time.

"If you want to wander around abroad in the future, you have to change your face." General Liu asked, "Can you do it without professionals teaching you how to make up?"

"I am the best plastic surgeon in the world!" Guo Tailai said without humility: "Believe me, Uncle Liu, this is not a problem at all. Give me one night."

What can you do in one night? General Liu definitely didn't know. But he also knew a saying that doctors are not self-governing, so General Liu was also very curious, could Guo Tailai still perform plastic surgery on himself?

General Liu didn't know, but Zhao Yanyan knew very well that Fatty really had this ability. Therefore, when Guo Tailai asked Zhao Yanyan to help him customize an image to appear in front of the old men, Zhao Yanyan immediately became interested and began to help Guo Tailai adjust according to his own preferences.

This is so much fun, if it wasn't for state secrets involved in this matter, Zhao Yanyan would have wanted to call Chu Fei to design it together. Customizing the image, to put it bluntly, isn't it just pinching the face? Although there is no game that can achieve this function yet, doesn't Fatty have an exquisite carving technique? As long as Zhao Yanyan moves his mouth, Guo Tailai can realize it with his hands.

"Is there really no problem with changing the shape of the bones?" Although he knew that his fat man can definitely adjust the muscle fat, Guo Tailai actually said that the bones can also be adjusted, which made Zhao Yanyan a little worried.

"Small-scale changes are definitely not a problem." Guo Tailai said with a smile: "Senior sister, if you have paid attention to international entertainment news, you should know that the height of Tianhou Maijie once sparked a month-long discussion after New Year's Day. , Later, Sister Mai personally proved her height on a TV show. That is, I added five centimeters to her legs."

"Changing the shape of the bones will consume a lot of energy?" Zhao Yanyan has no doubt that Guo Tailai can do it, but she is just afraid that it will affect the consumption of her fat man and the body itself.

"It will definitely be much bigger than just changing muscle and fat." Guo Tailai said honestly. This is almost common sense, how could it be possible to hide it from a wise senior sister?

"Then just change the shape of the muscles and fat to change the face and body shape." Zhao Yanyan decided without hesitation: "In addition, make the skin rougher and darker, your skin is really too good , so that girls will be jealous. Find a soldier's skin color and palm for reference tomorrow. The face will change as it is now."

Since Guo Tailai solved the energy problem of the nano-robots, he has basically maintained his muscular body shape. Chu Fei likes Guo Tailai like this, and her senior sister also likes it, so it won't change. However, now Zhao Yanyan asked Guo Tailai to be thinner and not be so obvious. After all, if you don't change your size, if you are too fat or fit, you will be reminiscent of Guo Tailai, and if you are thinner, the difference will be bigger.

Early the next morning, when Zhao Yanyan came to General Liu with Guo Tai who had changed his image, General Liu was shocked.

"This is Fatty?" Looking at Guo Tailai who was completely different from yesterday, except for his size, he couldn't see any other places that felt the same as Fatty.

"It's me, Uncle Liu." Guo Tailai replied with a smile.

"Fortunately, the voice is right." General Liu relaxed when he heard a familiar voice. This is indeed a fat man, but he couldn't help being curious immediately: "How did you do it?"

"Use acupuncture to change the state of some muscles and fat." Guo Tailai quickly explained: "It can be recovered, and this state can be maintained for a period of time, but you need to give yourself a few needles in advance."

"Can the voice be changed?" General Liu nodded, and then remembered some general reminder: "It's better to change the voice and wear glasses, even if you are familiar with it, you won't be able to recognize it."

"Yes!" Guo Tailai casually put his right hand under his throat, and then the words he spoke changed, and Guo Tailai's original voice could not be heard at all.

"Perfect!" General Liu was so satisfied, he circled Guo Tailai twice back and forth, and immediately ordered to Zhao Yanyan: "Xiao Zhao, immediately take the fat man to the reference room to take pictures, the identity in the base, according to this The image is re-filed. The identity photo is also based on this image, and the fat man will come to the base in the future with this identity."

"Yes!" Zhao Yanyan immediately agreed, and was about to take Guo Tailai away.

"Fatty!" General Liu stopped Guo Tailai in time, and he was not afraid to tell Zhao Yanyan, and said directly: "This time we are not in the country, we are going to drink at Lao Maozi's place. We will leave in about two weeks. You should practice your Russian these days." Those old men refused to accept our comrades last time, saying that you are half Russian, this time you are pure Han, teach them a beautiful lesson!"

"Don't worry, Uncle Liu." Guo Tailai smiled and said, "I hope they prepared enough wine for the reception!"