Chapter 2071 Eat Shit

Chapter 2071 Eat shit

When Yang Wei saw that his cell phone was actually embedded in the feces, and it was still the kind of mushy yellow feces, not to mention how disgusting it was, he originally wanted to reach out and pick it up, but he was afraid of the dirt and did not dare to go.

"Mom!" Yang Wei raised his head and looked around, and suddenly saw a beggar begging on the roadside. He was overjoyed and immediately waved to the beggar.

"Beggar, come here. I'll give you some money. Help me pick up the phone." Yang Wei shouted at the beggar, waving a fifty-yuan note in his hand.

As soon as the beggar saw it, he immediately ran over holding the broken bowl.

"Here, pick up the phone for me, and I'll give you these fifty yuan." Yang Wei said to the beggar.

The beggar looked at the cell phone in the shit below and couldn't help but look disgusted. He turned back to look at Yang Wei and said, "I'll buy it at least 500 yuan or less. I won't do it. It's so disgusting."

"You are still sitting on the ground raising prices. You are a shabby beggar and you are still dirty. You have eaten I don't know how much shit you have and you are still dirty. Pick it up quickly. I tell you, I am a plainclothes policeman. If you don't pick it up, I will kill you." Caught in, I'll lock you up for ten days and a half, hurry up!" Yang Wei looked at the beggar and said angrily, but he didn't expect the beggar to dare to bargain.

"Fuck you, I won't pick it up anymore. If you can, catch me in. I'm worried about having no place to live, no food or water." The beggar looked at Yang Wei and said without any concern, and directly stretched out his hand to let him go. Yang Wei handcuffed him.

Yang Wei didn't expect the beggar to be so tough, and his face suddenly became furious. He wanted to teach the beggar a lesson, but when he thought about asking others to help him pick up things, he finally endured it.

"Okay, Mom, five hundred is five hundred, pick it up for me quickly!" Yang Wei said angrily, reaching for his wallet and preparing to take out five hundred yuan. Unexpectedly, when he took it out, he couldn't hold the wallet firmly. He immediately fell into the sewer below.

As soon as Yang Wei saw it, he immediately reached out quickly to grab the wallet.

"Bang!"

"ah!"

In an instant, Yang Wei's center of gravity was unstable, and he was carried down. His right hand directly pressed on a large pile of shit, which splashed all over his face.

"Fuck, you're eating shit!" The beggar saw that half of Yang Wei's face was almost buried in shit. He didn't care about anything and ran away to prevent Yang Wei from getting angry with him later.

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

At this moment, Yang Wei had eaten a large piece of feces in his mouth. He was so disgusted that he couldn't help but vomited. Unexpectedly, he didn't pick up the wallet, but put his own in it. This time What a shit.

"Mom!"

Yang Wei cursed and raised his head from the sewer. His face was covered with shit and he was turning blue from vomiting. He ignored his wallet and phone, stood up and ran towards the police station to wash off the shit first. Say it again.

"Give way! Give way!" Yang Wei rushed into the police station and ran directly to the toilet. When everyone saw Yang Wei whose face was covered with shit, they covered their noses and moved away with disgust on their faces.

"Yang Wei, you fell into the pit." Chen Yajie just walked out of the women's restroom. When she saw Yang Wei's face covered in shit, she couldn't help but feel disgusted. She covered her nose and stayed away.

When Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he immediately wanted to die. He didn't expect that Chen Yajie would see such an embarrassing situation. How could he pursue Chen Yajie in the future?

"Yajie, listen to me...!" Yang Wei's mouth was filled with the smell of shit. Chen Yajie didn't bother to listen to what he had to say, and immediately walked away as fast as she could.

"Yajie, listen to my explanation!" Yang Wei shouted, but Chen Yajie had already left without looking back. Yang Wei looked depressed and at the same time he was extremely angry. If the beggar hadn't sat on the ground and raised the price, he would have That won't be the case anymore.

"Mom, you damn beggar, don't let me find you, or I'll kill you!" Yang Wei said bitterly in his heart, then turned around and entered the toilet, turned on the faucet and started flushing.

After washing for half an hour, he finally got all the shit off his body, but he still felt stinky, and there was still a smell of shit in his mouth.

"Mom!" Yang Wei wanted to call his colleague and ask him to bring a set of clothes, but when he touched his phone, he discovered that his wallet and phone were still in the sewer.

Immediately, Yang Wei quickly ran outside without even thinking about it. There was still evidence of Ling Feng's cheating on his phone, so he must not throw it away.

Yang Wei ran out of the police station in one breath and returned to the small waterway, ready to take his mobile phone back. When he saw it, a large burst of water suddenly came from the sewer and his wallet and mobile phone disappeared.

"**, you can't be so unlucky!" Yang Wei looked at the sewer and exclaimed. The large pool of sewage below was extremely dirty. It looked like the water in a bad cesspit. My phone and wallet were completely gone.

Yang Wei suddenly fell to the side and was dumbfounded. He finally found the evidence that Ling Feng was having sex with other women. He even ate the shit. Unexpectedly, his phone was washed away by the water. This is such a bad luck. .

"No, the phone is heavier, maybe it's still down there!" Yang Wei suddenly stood up in excitement. Without thinking, he reached out to fish in the sewer. Unfortunately, after fishing for a long time, he didn't find anything. His hands were full. Poop, on the contrary.

At this time, Chen Yajie just walked out of the police station and was about to handle the underwear theft case. Suddenly she saw Yang Wei sitting by the sewer with a depressed look on his face. She was very strange and asked: "Yang Wei, are you there?" What to do!”

As Chen Yajie said this, she walked over and immediately smelled a foul odor, and immediately took a few steps back.

As soon as Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he immediately stood up and looked at Chen Yajie excitedly and said, "Yajie, I tell you, I saw Ling Feng with another woman, holding hands, and the two were very sweet. I had photos, but my phone fell into here. Wait, I will pick them up and show them to you. Don't walk away." Yang Wei said excitedly, and immediately reached into the sewer again, desperately fishing to see if he could get it back.

Chen Yajie watched Yang Wei's actions from the side, and felt that Yang Wei's brain seemed to be stuck in the door. He ignored her and walked away without looking back.

"Hey, Yajie, don't leave, wait, I will get it back soon!" Yang Wei watched Chen Yajie leave and shouted immediately, but it was a pity that Chen Yajie ignored him and strode forward.

Yang Wei was so excited that he immediately stood up and tried to chase after him. However, he forgot that he was in front of a sewer and stepped on empty air and fell down.

"Bang!"

"Ah!"

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