Chapter 2017 You'll Laugh to Death
Chapter 2017: You'll Laugh to Death
"Competition? What kind of competition?" Ling Feng looked at Yang Wei in confusion.
"It's like this, my friend Abin heard that you are good at free fighting, so he wants to compete with you. Do you dare?" Yang Wei pointed at the Abin next to him who looked like a fool and said to Ling Feng.
"Hello, my name is Abin!" Abin next to him looked at Ling Feng with a confident look and stretched out his hand towards Ling Feng, looking very awesome.
Ling Feng looked at him and stretched out his hand, but did not shake hands with him. Instead, he suddenly folded it, stretched out his index finger and picked his nose, and then shook hands with Abin. Abin was so scared that he quickly retracted his hand and looked at Ling Feng with anger.
"Sparring, forget it, I don't have time, I have to go to class!" Ling Feng glanced at the two of them indifferently, turned around and left. This is a bullshit sparring. It's obvious that Yang Wei is resentful of the last incident and deliberately found a muscular man with a pit face to take revenge on him in the name of sparring. Ling Feng doesn't bother to pay attention to idiots like Yang Wei. The more you pay attention to such people, the more excited they will be.
"Stop!" Abin shouted loudly when he saw Lingfeng was about to leave. He rushed towards Lingfeng fiercely and grabbed Lingfeng's shoulder, ready to grab Lingfeng and give Lingfeng a loud slap.
Unexpectedly, Lingfeng seemed to have eyes on his back, and his body slightly tilted to avoid his attack directly, making him grab nothing at once, and his center of gravity was unstable, and he rushed forward. Abin hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the ground and bounce back, but he didn't expect that Lingfeng suddenly stretched out his foot quickly and tripped him.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, Abin fell hard, and his head hit the ground with a loud sound. Many people on the school road looked over here to see who was so bold to hit the school road with a hammer. As a result, they found that someone had fallen and hit his head on the ground. They were extremely surprised and immediately surrounded him.
"Tsk tsk, it's really amazing. You are even good at iron head skills. You are fine after hitting your head like that. Otherwise, you can hit it a few more times to see if you can break the road. If you break it, I will pay for repairing the road!" Lingfeng looked at Abin on the ground with a gloating look. Although this guy didn't break his forehead at this moment, he had a huge bag, which turned black directly, obviously from bruises.
The people around laughed when they heard Lingfeng's words, and Abin was so angry that he stood up from the ground in anger, pointing at everyone and shouting: "What are you looking at, you want to die, get out of here!"
"Go, idiot!" The onlookers left immediately.
"Abin, are you okay?" Yang Wei asked nervously when he saw Abin had a big bump on his forehead, but he actually wanted to laugh but he just held it back.
"Really, if you want to laugh, just laugh. Holding back laughter is bad for your health!" Ling Feng said as he tapped Yang Wei's armpit quickly.
"Hahaha..." Yang Wei burst into laughter. Abin was dizzy from the fall and thought Yang Wei was laughing at her. She was furious and glared at Yang Wei fiercely, but Yang Wei still didn't react and laughed out loud.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha...hahahaha..." Yang Wei laughed louder and louder.
"Pa! Stop laughing!" Abin said angrily and slapped Yang Wei's forehead fiercely.
"I can't help it...hahaha...hahaha!" Yang Wei found that he couldn't control himself at all and laughed involuntarily. Many people around him looked at Yang Wei strangely, wondering what he was laughing at.
Abin looked at Yang Wei and couldn't help wondering why Yang Wei laughed.
"Boy, did you do something to him just now?" Abin pointed at Ling Feng's nose and asked. He just saw Ling Feng reaching out and tapping Yang Wei, and then Yang Wei was like this.
"How could I do anything to him? He was just having a seizure. I don't want to bother with you. I have to go to class!" Ling Feng said and left.
"Don't leave, stop right there!" Abin said angrily. As a special forces soldier, he was brushed by Ling Feng, fell down, and lost face. Naturally, Abin would not let Ling Feng go so easily.
Abin grabbed Ling Feng again with one hand, but this time he was not so fierce, so as not to repeat the same mistake.
"Bang!"
Before he could react, Abin fell to the ground again, and there was another loud noise. His forehead hit the cement road heavily, and this time he was bleeding directly.
"Come and see, this person is performing the iron head skill again. This time he must be damaging the road surface!" someone exclaimed.
"Ironhead, your sister!" Abin was very depressed at this moment. He was thrown to the ground before he even touched Lingfeng. He felt dizzy and couldn't stand steadily. Blood was all over his face.
"Are you okay? You're bleeding a lot. Do you want to go to the infirmary?" Lingfeng looked at Abin with blood all over his face and said slowly while picking his nose.
"Hahahahahaha...hahahaha..." Yang Wei on the side was still laughing. Abin got angry when he saw it and slapped him hard in the face.
"Boy, you're looking for death!" Abin said angrily. He was slapped by Lingfeng twice in a row, and he fell to the ground before he could react the second time. He really didn't understand how Lingfeng got it, but now he didn't have time to care so much. He couldn't dispel the anger in his heart without beating Lingfeng hard.
Ling Feng A Bin punched Ling Feng in the face fiercely. Ling Feng didn't even look at him. He dodged it with a flash, and then kicked it quickly. No one saw it. Immediately, our comrade A Bin fell to the ground gloriously again, and had another intimate contact with the earth.
"Ah!"
This time A Bin screamed and fainted.
"Why can't you stand steadily? Really, oh!" Ling Feng shook his head at A Bin on the ground, sighed, and then turned and walked into the base.
"Oh my god, it turns out that it's not the iron head skill. I thought it was going to damage the road surface. It's boring!" The onlookers saw that A Bin didn't get up again, and they left immediately. Soon the bell for class rang, and only Yang Wei and A Bin were left on the school road.
"Hahahaha... Ling Feng... Hahahaha... Hahahaha!" At this moment, Yang Wei's mouth was almost cramped with laughter. He couldn't control it at all when he wanted to stop. His jaw was almost dislocated from laughing.
"Ling Feng, you bastard, I won't let you go!" Yang Wei shouted in his heart at this moment. Just now, Ling Feng touched him and he couldn't stop laughing, so he was 100% sure that it must be Ling Feng who made him like this. As for why it happened, he didn't know.
The most important thing now is to find a hospital to see what's going on. If he keeps laughing like this, he might get facial paralysis. Thinking of this, Yang Wei immediately helped A Bin who had fainted on the ground up, made a phone call and asked someone to pick him up. As a result, he laughed as soon as he spoke, and couldn't say a complete sentence at all. Yang Wei had to send a text message for help, and then helped A Bin walk out with a silly smile all the way.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha...uh...hahahaha...
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