Chapter 687 Exercise
Staying in the living room, the old driver couldn't sit still after waiting for a while.
Isn't it just to go out to get some fruit? Why does it take so long?
Besides, did you eat barbecue that was too spicy before and gave you a severe stomachache?
Thinking of this, the fake monk in cassock picked up his pants and went out.
According to the book, there are only two people in the Wuzhuang Temple, Qingfeng Mingyue, so it shouldn't matter if they just walk around.
So, the old driver carefully observed and walked forward while looking for the toilet.
There were many pavilions and buildings all around, and after about ten minutes, he found that he was lost.
"Madan, why is it such a big place!"
While muttering in her mouth, Su Qiubai broke into a cold sweat on her forehead.
His stomach was hurting so much that he was shaking. Who knows if these Taoist priests didn't know how to go to the toilet or couldn't find the damn latrine!
"Dong dong dong!"
It was at this time that he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
She was stunned for a moment and looked towards the door over there. It was at this moment that Su Qiubai suddenly realized that she had bumped into the door by mistake.
Who's knocking?
Such a question popped up in his mind, and then the old driver walked forward naturally.
"Who?"
Without thinking much, he asked.
"The poor monk is Tang Sanzang who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and passed by the treasure land..."
Suddenly, there was such a voice coming through the door.
Suddenly, Su Qiubai looked confused, and her mind went blank!
Tang...Tang Sanzang?
Depend on!
Really unable to hold it back, he cursed secretly and became more and more nervous when he heard other voices outside.
"That... that... there's no one! There's no one here! You should leave quickly!"
He stammered, and the old driver’s ass was about to be on fire.
If he really enters Wuzhuang Temple, he, a fake monk, will definitely be doomed!
And there was Monkey Sun next to Tang Monk. If that guy gave him a stick, the shit would probably come out.
Madan's, please don't let them in!
Almost at the same time as he said this, Su Qiubai ran to the door, and then pressed a thick stick next to his back.
Tang Seng and his disciples outside were also a little confused at this moment.
What's going on?
You clearly heard someone talking inside, but then you said there was no one and told you to leave quickly?
"It's so strange. If you don't want it, you don't want it. You actually say that there is no one...is there something wrong with this Taoist priest?"
Muttering in his mouth, Zhu Bajie looked a little angry.
There was nothing wrong with Tang Seng's face, but he felt equally strange in his heart.
After thinking about it, he decided to give it another try.
"Donor, we are just passing by here to stay overnight and have no other ideas. Please..."
"I told you that there is no one in the Taoist temple, so hurry up and leave! The scriptures from the West are still waiting for you! You monk... why are you so inked!"
Hearing Tang Seng continue to chatter, Su Qiubai spoke again anxiously.
What the four masters and apprentices outside didn't know was that in the time they were talking... Su Qiubai had already demolished the incense-burning square tripod, the stone tables and chairs in the yard, and even almost demolished several walls, planning to move them over to the door. .
The sound that Tang Seng and his disciples heard outside was a clanging sound.
As a result, the four people continued to be confused.
"Hey! Open the door quickly, or Grandpa Sun will turn your Wuzhuang Temple into a pile of broken bricks!"
Sun Houhou was also angry now. He finally climbed to the top of the mountain and was treated like this. The Great Sage's temper was never very good.
Su Qiubai's heart skipped a beat when she heard this, but her feet didn't stop for a second and continued to move things hurriedly.
"Wukong, please stop being rude!"
Tang Seng was obviously not very satisfied with his eldest apprentice's attitude, so he reprimanded him.
"That's right, don't be rude! This monkey... really, hurry up and leave, otherwise you will be in trouble!"
The old driver followed naturally and said that he did not tell lies this time. According to the records in the book...the four masters and apprentices really suffered a lot after they came in.
For this reason, Sun Dasheng had to go to Patriarch Bodhi. Thinking of how he burst into tears watching this episode on TV when he was a child, the old driver really hoped that they could avoid this disaster.
As a result, the four masters and apprentices outside were even more confused because of Su Qiubai's words.
Especially Sun Dasheng raised his eyebrows and almost took out the stick.
It was at this time that the busy old driver suddenly heard a suspicious voice in his ears.
"What is the holy monk doing?"
After being stunned for a moment, Su Qiubai turned around and happened to see Qingfeng Mingyue and Qingfeng Mingyue.
The scene at this moment was indeed a bit weird. In the eyes of these two Taoist boys, the entire front yard was in a mess.
The square tripod, the stone table and the stone chairs were all lying staggered in front of the door, and bricks from several walls were scattered on the floor. The bald monk's hat was crooked, and his cassock was hanging on the branch, and he was busy rolling up his sleeves. sweating a lot……
"Amitabha, this poor monk just feels that he hasn't moved his muscles and bones for a long time. Seeing the beautiful scenery here, he can't help but exercise..."
Quickly wiping away his sweat, the old driver tried his best to look taller and replied softly.
Qingfeng Mingyue was confused by these words.
Fuck, exercise?
Are you kidding me? You're almost tearing down this yard, and you tell me you're just stretching your muscles?
Besides, look at the monk now, how can he look like a holy monk? This is what a robber would look like!
After a long pause, Qingfeng Mingyue nodded.
"Um... have you finished your exercise?"
"Ahem... hahahahaha... I've finished my exercise, life lies in exercise, this exercise... I feel completely different!"
While laughing, Su Qiubai went over and put on his cassock, and at Qingfeng Mingyue's reminder, he straightened his hat again!
Afterwards, not wanting to stay here any longer, Su Qiubai hurriedly wanted to pull Qingfeng Mingyue behind him.
But who knew that the voice of Sun Wukong came in again through the gate.
"Hurry up and open the door! Broken Taoist temple, Grandpa will rush in now!"
The Great Sage's tone was very bad, and he was close to running away. After he finished speaking, there were two more bangs, as if he was going to knock the door open.
Qingfeng Mingyue didn't know what was going on, and when he was about to go up to ask for clarification, he was stopped by Su Qiubai again.
"There are robbers outside, ignore them... Let's go to the back to drink tea and chat, hurry up!"
As he spoke, the monk had already pulled the two Taoist children to the back.
Although Qingfeng Mingyue felt that it was not right, he followed him to the back out of trust in Tang Sanzang.
Halfway through, the two people were about to notify Zhenyuan Daxian, but were stopped by the old driver.
Zhenyuan Daxian... That's not an easy character to deal with either.
The three people returned to the previous room, and there were a few more cups of tea on the table.
Before, the two Taoist children went out to pour tea, and when they came back, they found that Su Qiubai was missing, so they went out to look for him.
Relieved, the old driver's stomach started to hurt again. Before, he was scared by Tang Sanzang and his disciples outside the door, and now the feeling is getting stronger again.
After talking to Qingfeng Mingyue, the two told him where the toilet was.
After Su Qiubai left, Qingfeng Mingyue really planned to pick ginseng fruit for him this time!
Outside, Tang Seng and his disciples were still standing at the door.
"Master, let's just rush in! Destroy this Taoist temple and leave."
Zhu Bajie sat on the steps holding a rake, complaining in his voice, and his shoes were thrown aside, obviously very angry.
"That's right, I, Sun Wukong, smashed this Wuzhuang Temple into pieces with one stick!"
The Great Sage was also quite emotional, and he seemed very excited while speaking.
However, Tang Seng shook his head.
"No, we just came to stay... How can we do such a robbery? Since they don't want to stay, let's leave."
Sighing, Tang Seng was also helpless, and he was about to leave while speaking.
But the next moment, he was stopped by Zhu Bajie.
"It's not easy to climb up the mountain, and we have to leave again... Master, why don't I go in with the eldest brother to see the situation, and it won't be too late to make plans then."
The second brother said, squeezing his pig eyes.