Chapter 575: Brother Airplane
Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that Su Yanni was coming to FJ on Sunday. After Zhao Tiezhu parked the car, he took Li Ling'er to the small sex ground. Li Ling'er went to the girls' dormitory to change into a cheongsam as usual, while Zhao Tiezhu was at home. After changing into the student uniform from the Republic of China, it was actually just a Chinese tunic suit with a small hat added to it.
Almost everyone in the class has arrived, except for one Guo Jing. It's okay not to come, because she didn't participate in the training. If she came, I don't know where to insert her into the crowd.
Fan Jianxin was fat. Wearing this tight-fitting student uniform, his round belly was clearly visible. Zhao Tiezhu patted Fan Jian's belly and made two sounds, "If you had a figure like this during the May 4th Movement, you would be You are a spy who has infiltrated the students. This belly is the typical belly of the exploiting class!”
"Aren't oppressed people allowed to have belly?" Fan Jian protested dissatisfied, "At that time, there must have been people who got fat even if they drank water. You can't discriminate against fat people."
People here were having fun, and not long after, Linda came over and said to everyone, "Wait a minute our class will be the 21st in line to enter. Then, the slogans will have to be shouted loudly, do you understand!? "
"knew!"
everyone shouted.
"Fan Jian, what's the slogan?" Zhao Tiezhu didn't come yesterday, so he didn't know about the slogan yet.
"Slogan? It's our class's entrance slogan!"
"I know it's the entrance slogan, what is it?"
"Department 11 of Foreign Languages, I am number one in the world. If anyone dares to disobey, I will give him a handjob." Fan Jian said casually.
"I'm going to slap you, isn't this very pornographic and violent!" Zhao Tiezhu exclaimed in shock.
"Nowadays, it's all about personal names. You can't put friendship first and competition second. Those are the products of the older generation. Who wants to call that? It's better not to call it. It's shameful. Brother You guys think so, right?" Fan Jian said to the people on the side.
"Yes, yes, we have been thinking about this slogan for a long time! How touching~" Zhou Shao said from the side, "You are the best in the world, how domineering. If you dare not accept it, I will take you to the handjob machine and let you fight. Even though x is dead, he is still a poor virgin, haha.”
"You are so damn evil!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at the crowd and said with fierce contempt, "But... I like it." Zhao Tiezhu then showed a lewd smile, "Actually, I think our slogan can be longer."
"Oh? Tiezhu, tell me?" Fan Jian asked curiously.
"Department 11 Foreign Languages, I am the best in the world. If a man is dissatisfied, cut him into pieces. If a woman is dissatisfied, take her to call a chicken. Hahaha." Zhao Tiezhu said and laughed, but the surroundings suddenly became silent. .
"Is this bad?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"First of all, it's too long. Secondly, it's too yellow. Thirdly, it's too violent and affects river crabs..." Fan Jian said seriously.
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu looked frustrated. He was uneducated, which was terrible.
After the sports committee member went to the front of the team and organized the team, Li Ling'er appeared in a cheongsam. The same outfit as usual, but it still aroused the exclamation of all the boys and most of the girls in the class, "This childlike face is huge, coupled with a mature sense of surname The cheongsam is really an angel and a devil!”
Li Ling'er held a sign in her hand, which said the 11th Department of Foreign Languages. This originally very ordinary sign was painted with a lot of pictures by a bunch of sexy people in the Department of Foreign Languages, making the whole thing look extremely weird.
Not long after, the main fuck field of FJ University not far from the small fuck field, the xxx symphony sounded. It was the kind of song that would be played almost every time there was a conference or any festival, and then the surrounding teams sang in sequence. They walked outside the main sex venue in order. The first person to enter was naturally at the entrance of the sex venue. As for Zhao Tiezhu and the others, they were the 21st, so they had to queue very far away, and even the music in the sex venue Zhao Tiezhu could only hear a little bit of the sound.
The entire queue moved forward one by one. Not long after walking, they arrived at Zhao Tiezhu's class. Zhao Tiezhu still didn't lose his temper at critical moments. He walked with a serious look and was very coordinated with the people around him.
When people from the Department of Foreign Languages entered the sex room, there was a commotion. First of all, the uniqueness of their costumes. The intellectual youths who seemed to have come from the Republic of China made some old professors on the rostrum seem to think of their own. The senior literati stood up one after another and looked at the direction below. Most of the square formations that had been parked saw Li Ling'er wearing a cheongsam and black silk stockings. This Li Ling'er was a school belle-level figure. Coupled with this With her outfit, she instantly killed countless men. All the men were talking in low voices for a while, and many boys had already concluded that Li Ling'er would definitely be the winner of this school beauty contest.
When the queue reached the central podium, it was time to start shouting slogans. Li Ling'er took the lead and said, "11 Foreign Languages Department," and then the people behind them shouted in unison, "11 Foreign Languages Department, I am the best in the world." Zhao Tiezhu even pulled his neck and shouted, but he did not participate in yesterday's training of shouting slogans. When I finished shouting "I am the best in the world in the 11th foreign language department", there was a pause of about one second, and then he continued. Who dared to disobey? Take him to dust the machine, so that it looks rhythmic and layered.
But Zhao Tiezhu didn’t know that, so after everyone in the 11th Department of Foreign Languages, Number One in the World, I shouted out, after everyone calmed down, Zhao Tiezhu still shouted loudly, “Whoever dares to disobey, take him to the jackpot.”
The radio station responsible for the sound effects of the opening ceremony specially placed several microphones under the rostrum in order to make the slogans more majestic, so that the sound could be completely transmitted throughout the main stadium. Therefore, Zhao Tiezhu said A roar was naturally picked up by the microphone, especially when everyone around him was quiet.
then. . .
Everyone only heard a hoarse shout, "Whoever dares to disobey, take him to masturbate."
Suddenly, there was silence in the entire fuck field.
If this sentence were shouted out by a class, it would at most create a sensation. After all, there are so many people shouting, so there is nothing surprising. However, there is only one person shouting at the moment, which seems very unique and unique. Very strange again.
After almost a second of silence, the people in the fuck field burst into laughter, and the people on the rostrum also laughed. Coupled with the good effect of the speaker, the people who were still queuing outside the fuck field also laughed. .
Zhao Tiezhu was originally a celebrity in the school. His rewards and punishments, as well as his fight with sumo wrestlers, made Zhao Tiezhu's name widely spread among the students. Many people immediately saw Zhao Tiezhu in the crowd, and slowly , someone started shouting, "Brother Gray Machine, Brother Gray Machine."
This person started shouting, and more people started shouting.
FJ University tolerates students from all over the world, and its academic style is very open. In other schools, this is equivalent to violating school discipline, but in FJ University, it is nothing at all. Therefore, after a few seconds, the entire main fuck field On the way, a very rhythmic shouting of "Brother Gray Machine" came.
The person from the foreign language department just hid his face and walked away without even shouting the last sentence.
Zhao Tiezhu, on the other hand, looked at the classmates around him who were calling him Brother Ji Ji, and wanted to cry without tears. . . . this. . You don’t bring people to play with people like this.
(A new week has begun, I wish everyone all the best~)