Chapter 422: A Man's Divine Artifact
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu didn't know what to say after hearing Lulu's words.
Lulu looked at the surprised Zhao Tiezhu and asked, "What? What's wrong?"
"No, no, no." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head and said, "It's really a pity. Let's wait for the opportunity in the future."
"Looking at you, it seems that you have that idea?" Lulu looked at Zhao Tiezhu seductively, but Lulu's temptation was completely different from Hongyun's. She was not as mature and sensible as Hongyun. But there is an extra flying atmosphere in it.
"I don't dare~" Zhao Tiezhu said, "If we have a couple, I can still accept it. If it's a threesome... I don't share my womanly habits with others."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, look what you said, flying together? You are really evil. Are you planning to let Lingshan and I fly with you?" Lulu asked.
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu hesitated, "Don't seduce me."
"Haha, a good man is not afraid of seduction." Lulu smiled, and then said seriously to Zhao Tiezhu, "What do you think of Lingshan?"
"It's not bad. He's pretty and has a good personality." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Oh, if you can, you really have to help her." Lulu suddenly said this, which made Zhao Tiezhu a little confused.
"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going back, please treat me." Lulu stood up, took the small bag and left the lounge, leaving Zhao Tiezhu sitting there blankly.
"Sister Lulu is really a goddess of our generation." Zhao Tiezhu couldn't help but sigh.
After paying the money and leaving the lounge, Zhao Tiezhu was wondering if he wanted to chat with Linda as it was still early. But when he called, Linda said she was playing at Pan Pan's house and asked Zhao Tiezhu if he wanted to go. Zhao Tiezhu was wondering. Forget it, I called Hongyun again. Hongyun answered the call half a day later, and dared her to accompany Gege to watch a movie.
Zhao Tiezhu looked at the bright moon in the sky and sighed to himself, he'd better go home.
After arriving at the villa, the three women were playing games downstairs, while Manyu was watching. Zhao Tiezhu picked up Manyu and said, "Aren't you going to sleep yet?"
"It's still early." Manyu pointed to the alarm clock, "It's only nine o'clock now. Manyu goes to bed at ten o'clock."
Zhao Tiezhu nodded and played with Manyu for a while. Lucy suddenly asked, "Tie Zhu, did we bring back the lubricating liquid last time? I want to introduce it to Ling'er and the others."
Zhao Tiezhu was stunned. He had thrown the bottle of harmful lubricant into Java a long time ago. Where is it now, he said, "I don't know when I lost it on the road."
Lucy stood up, picked up the bag that Zhao Tiezhu had thrown on top from the sofa, and said, "Let me search carefully for you."
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu nodded. He had already thrown away the thing anyway, and he was not afraid of Lucy looking for it. In his bag, there was only a wallet and mobile phone.
Zhao Tiezhu was leisurely watching Lucy open her bag. When he saw the slightly exposed cylinder, Zhao Tiezhu suddenly thought of the artifact that Lulu gave him at noon! He shouted hurriedly, "Wait a minute."
But, it's too late!
Zhao Tiezhu closed his eyes helplessly. Lucy curiously took out the cylindrical thing from the bag and asked, "Tie Zhu, what is this? Air cup? Airplane cup? Is it used on airplanes?"
"Yes, yes, it's for use on the plane, Lucy, give it to me quickly." Zhao Tiezhu shouted hurriedly.
At this time, Su Yanni on the side also came over and asked, "Tie Zhu, what is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"
"This is the latest cup for aviation." Zhao Tiezhu leaned forward and reached out to grab the artifact.
Lucy turned around and shouted, "Don't be so stingy. It's just a cup. You can't get pregnant by looking at it. Hey, there's a lid that can be opened!" Lucy was surprised and opened the opening of the artifact. Opening it, Zhao Tiezhu seemed to see that the seal of this artifact had been lifted. He could only hope that Lucy would not see the magical effect of this artifact.
"Huh? Why is there a small hole here!" Lucy asked in confusion when she saw that after the lid was opened, there was a small hole as thick as a finger.
"That's where the water got in." Zhao Tiezhu explained, but there was an evil feeling in his heart, where the water got in. . . Tsk tsk, I don’t know what kind of water came in.
"Then why is it so soft? It's so soft! Yan Ni, please squeeze it and see." Lucy handed the artifact to Lucy. Lucy stretched out her hand and pressed it and said, "Well, it's indeed very soft. I see. Look, isn’t this hole hollow? It looks like a spiral channel!” Su Yanni put her finger into the small hole, “Oh, it’s smooth and has suction! What kind of thing is this! Not to mention what kind of cup it is, the hole is so tight and slippery, how much water can it hold? "
Zhao Tiezhu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "This thing has not been studied yet. Those are fillers. After the study is completed, the fillers will be removed."
"Oh!!" Su Yanni nodded in understanding, then turned the artifact over one by one, and saw several patterns and instructions for use printed under the artifact. Although these instructions for use were in English, and the words inside were also It was very difficult to understand, but Su Yanni's face suddenly turned red, and then turned black.
Just because of the humanized design of this artifact, it was worried that people would not understand the words, and specially printed the method of use in the form of a cartoon on the bottom of the bottle. Su Yanni looked at the man in the cartoon putting this thing on his penis. Even the most innocent people could understand the function of this thing at once. Thinking of the small hole and the spiral channel with strong suction inside, Su Yanni glared at Zhao Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, you actually use this thing!!"
"This... Yanni, it's not like that." Zhao Tiezhu felt that he really didn't know where to start. Saying that a girl gave it to him? That was as absurd as when he said that a girl stole Su Yanni's underwear.
Lucy looked at Su Yanni in surprise, not knowing what Su Yanni was angry about. Su Yanni hurriedly turned over the map on the ground to Lucy. Lucy looked at it and her face was slightly red, but she was a foreigner after all, and her mind was more open, so she didn't react as much as Su Yanni.
"I didn't expect you to rely on this kind of thing." Su Yanni threw the artifact to Zhao Tiezhu, and then said, "Don't you know that this is unhygienic?"
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu thought for a while and said, "This is Huangtian. You know, with his cold personality, although many girls like him, he doesn't like any of them. He is already a man in his twenties, so he naturally needs it. He was embarrassed to buy it, so he asked me to buy it for him!" Zhao Tiezhu said, but he sighed in his heart, "Huangtian, it's not that I don't talk about loyalty, but only you. They can't prove it, so I'm sorry for you."