Chapter 278: Martial Arts Secrets?
"My name is Li Ling'er, what else can I call you?" the underwear thief rolled his eyes and said.
"Tch, if you were Li Ling'er, I would still be wearing sterling silver earrings. Do you know what this person's name is?" Zhao Tiezhu pointed at Li Ling'er.
"I don't know, I didn't ask." The underwear thief looked at Li Ling'er curiously.
"Her name is Li Ling'er, or do you think you two are very destined? You both have the same name." Zhao Tiezhu asked with a smile.
"Oh? That must be because we are destined to be together. My real name is Li Ling'er." The underwear thief gave Li Ling'er a wink. Li Ling'er felt a chill in her body. The feeling of being stared at by a woman was really not a good one.
"Well, it seems that you are not going to tell the truth. I have to try my hand." Zhao Tiezhu stood up ferociously and stretched out his hand directly.
"Ah! No, my name is Chen Meng." The underwear thief hid back in fear.
"Okay, let's call you Chen Meng. Give me your movement skills and I will let you go." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"No, can you guarantee that you will definitely let me go?" Chen Meng was really afraid that Zhao Tiezhu would do something beastly to her, because as a lesbian, what she fears most is what a man would do to her. She has a repulsion towards men, and will feel uncomfortable if her body is touched by a man.
"I promise." Zhao Tiezhu looked sincere, "It's useless for me to keep you. I'm stupid, keeping a love rival?"
When Li Ling'er heard Zhao Tiezhu's words about his love rival, he glanced at Zhao Tiezhu angrily, but said nothing.
"Okay, take out your phone." Chen Meng thought for a while and said as if he had made up his mind.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tiezhu asked doubtfully.
"I'll pass the Bluetooth to you. Don't you want body skills? I have all these secrets hidden in my phone." Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu like a country bumpkin.
I guess it’s really keeping pace with the times! Are all the cheats on your phone now? In Zhao Tiezhu's impression, all martial arts secret books must be thread-bound, preferably a little bit damaged, otherwise the name of this martial arts secret book would not be worth it. Just watching Chen Meng take out an iPhone 4, Zhao Tiezhu felt that the times are really It's making progress
Zhao Tiezhu took out his mobile phone from his pocket. The sad thing is that Zhao Tiezhu's phone is too broken. His Bluetooth version is infinitely low and cannot connect to iPhone 4. Zhao Tiezhu asked Cao Ziyi to borrow his mobile phone under Chen Meng's eyes of infinite contempt. , Cao Ziyi’s mobile phone turned out to be an iPhone 4. This fairy-like figure actually followed the trend and used an iPhone 4. This made Zhao Tiezhu lament that he was really behind the times.
After turning on Bluetooth, Chen Meng directly passed through a document from the other end. It only took a few seconds. Zhao Tiezhu asked blankly, "That's it?"
"Otherwise?" Chen Meng asked.
Zhao Tiezhu was speechless, this. . This is too much to look down on other people’s martial arts secrets! In ancient times, which martial arts secret book was not sought after by thousands of people? The novel also said that the appearance of a peerless secret book would cause turmoil in the world. Now, this martial arts secret book has become such a small document, and then not In a few seconds, you can make a copy and pass it on to others. If it were in ancient times, martial arts secrets could be copied, and the whole world would be like Ximen Chuixue, Lu Xiaofeng, etc. The martial arts secrets were sold on the street, buy one, get one free, and get three It’s packed.
"This, I always feel a little weird. This is very different from what I imagined. Do you still have to push my back and pass on decades of skills to me to make me practice faster?"
"...I think too much. This is just a method of breathing luck and changing the rhythm of footsteps. In fact, most of the so-called martial arts secrets are breathing methods." Chen Meng felt that it was necessary to clean up Zhao Tiezhu, a local idiot. Eliminate illiteracy. "The kind of martial arts secrets on TV, which can be mastered once practiced, and can kill hundreds of people with one punch without taking a breath, are all imaginary. There are real martial arts secrets, but the contents are basically basic." The above are all breathing and breathing methods. The human body is a circulatory system. If the breathing and breathing method is good, it can speed up the person's metabolism and make the person have stronger strength and speed. But the most basic thing is to exercise. Without Exercise, everything is a cloud.”
"I can't tell that you, a lesbian, are so knowledgeable~" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Meng with shining eyes, which made Chen Meng feel guilty for a while, "I am a lesbian and have no interest in men. Don't treat me like this." What's the intention?" Chen Meng said, holding his chest.
"This... Aren't lesbians' bodies the same as women's? How about you reveal something to me? If I'm satisfied, I won't fuck you anymore." Zhao Tiezhu said with a bad smile. Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with disdain, "Why are you saying this in front of a minor like me?" Li Ling'er thought to herself.
"Ling'er, don't listen, these are adults' words." Zhao Tiezhu seemed to see what Li Ling'er was thinking, and pushed Li Ling'er to the door, "Go out and see the handsome guy, and we, adults, can talk about adult topics."
"Tch, how old are you?" Li Ling'er's original intention was to say that Zhao Tiezhu was not much older, but Zhao Tiezhu made Li Ling'er vomit blood, lowered his head, looked down, and then said, "You understand."
"I..." Li Ling'er felt that there was a generation gap between herself and Zhao Tiezhu, so she pulled up a chair and sat at the door to the side, picking up her mobile phone and playing with it.
"Come on, let's continue. Can you reveal your identity?" Zhao Tiezhu turned the chair around and put his head on the back of the chair.
"This... Didn't you say that if I told you the body skills, you would let me go?" Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu pitifully.
"Yes, I did let you go, but isn't this door blocked by Ling'er? Let's talk more, don't let me do it~" Zhao Tiezhu threatened with a smile.
"Brother, dare you not to do this." Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu speechlessly, "Okay, let me say one more thing, my identity is nothing special, my grandfather was a disciple of Yan Zi Li San, and then the skills were passed on to my father, and my father passed it on to me."
"Oh? Your master's grandfather is still Yan Zi Li San? He was a chivalrous thief, and in your generation, you go to steal underwear? You are really promising." Zhao Tiezhu said in surprise.
"Huh, what era is it now? It's very chaotic. How can there be so many bad guys to steal? And now it's not the era when you can steal things just by climbing the wall. The current anti-theft measures... Alas." Chen Meng sighed.
"Since you are a disciple of Yan Zi Li San, do you have any special skills? Can you give me one too?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"They are all lost, big brother, what I said is true! I just stole some underwear. Even if I am arrested and taken to the police station, at most I will be educated. Please let me go." Chen Meng wailed.
Zhao Tiezhu thought that he could not ask anything, so he said, "Well, if you want to steal underwear in the future, don't steal from my place."
Chen Meng nodded hurriedly as if she had been pardoned, "Of course, that's big brother's territory, and their underwear is yours, big brother."
"Damn, who do you think I am?" Zhao Tiezhu slammed the table and said righteously, "Am I such a rude person?"
After a few more nonsense, Zhao Tiezhu finally let Chen Meng go. He couldn't tell why. Anyway, this person was not guilty of a serious crime. Moreover, Zhao Tiezhu felt that if he handed this woman over to Su Yanni, would Su Yanni leave his villa because she had completed her mission? Although such a possibility is almost non-existent, Zhao Tiezhu will not allow even a 0.1% probability to exist.