Chapter 126 I Am a Graduate Student. Is There Any Room for Me to Clean the Toilet?
The crowd was shocked. Could this graduate student have lost his mind by studying?
Han Chuang studied hard for decades, but his pursuit is to clean toilets?
Want to know about the public restrooms outside? You don’t need a graduate degree, just a normal mind!
What’s even more unscientific is that there are actually a lot of crying fans on his Weibo account? !
"Senior Brother Song actually entered the interior?!"
"Senior Brother Song, you can do it. How can you get to this position in just one year?!"
"Senior brother, is there still room for sweeping the floor? I will graduate next year, can I go?"
Song Yi replied very righteously: "There happened to be someone who retired this year, and I took over! This is a position I earned through luck and ability! You can't envy me."
The tone is serious, not like a joke or a joke at all, but... he really likes this job?
Later, by chance, Song Yi's Weibo was screenshotted by someone who had done something good, and it was widely circulated. Many people were surprised and followed it, and the Weibo became popular all of a sudden.
The most amazing thing is that a week later, Song Yi sadly posted on Weibo: "It's all your fault. I came down from the 18th floor and have to be a software engineer again..."
People who eat melon:? ? ?
Then a joke became popular on the Internet:
[Hello everyone, I am a graduate student at University B. I graduated today. I wonder if there is still a toilet cleaning position within the Ji Group? 】
[I am a doctor and my requirements are not high. Is there still a shortage of people to deliver water? 】
[Going a little further, I am a postdoctoral fellow who is good at cleaning glass. I can clean both sides to a shiny finish! Choose me, choose me! 】
There are also those who photographed Ji’s Group building and turned it into emoticons:
[Today, I, Mr. Ji, will randomly select two graduate students to clean the toilets. Who is so lucky for me, Kangkang? 】
Make fun of meme and fly!
But soon, someone weakly said: "Well, please stop teasing me. You can go to the official website of Ji's Group and I suggest you take it easy to kneel down."
Gradually, some spectators replied in surprise: "Fuck, I came back on my knees."
"I came back on my knees too!"
"Am I so scared that I peed?!!!"
Ji's Group's official website only publishes a few simple personnel lists and job positions.
"The dean of the Huaguo Computer Engineering Research Institute...is actually...the deputy engineer? Who is the chief engineer? He hides it so tightly?"
"Deputy Program Manager Ling Xiaoyi...could it be the one who won the title of China's most talented programmer a few years ago?"
"It should be...why are they all deputy positions? Where are the full positions?!!! Release the names of the full-time bosses and let me kneel down! I have already kneeled down to the standard!"
These names are all top elites in their respective industries. No matter which company you go to, you will definitely be highly praised!
But they are still only deputy positions! Thinking about it this way, it seems natural to have a graduate degree to clean toilets, right? !
Is there something wrong?
No!
So, after one operation, there were even more memes and memes about the Ji Group! But this time, everyone went with the mentality of worship.
Therefore, even if Ji's Group's official blog looks as cold as a robot, it does not prevent its fans from skyrocketing.
After all, who doesn’t love someone who has strength, confidence, and money?
Therefore, after Ji's Group reposted the promotional photo of the supporting actor, Weibo immediately stopped for an hour.
Bai Qi looked at Ji's formulaic welcome message, thought of something, and turned to look at Ji Ye: "Last time, it was the promotional photo you asked the official blog to post, right?"