Chapter 96 The Stupid Groundhog

If he was in the dormitory right now, Shi Lei's first reaction would be to take off his pants to see what happened.

What the hell is this? Isn't the quota used up? Why is it punished? Moreover, the scepter, I have never finished talking to you, why is it such an important part? !

Fortunately, the blood mist didn't last too long, Shi Lei didn't say a word, the driver twitched his nose a few more times, as if he felt that the strange smell was gone, so there was no more trouble.

"It seems to be gone again. Maybe it came from outside the window. Why does it smell like blood! It's a bit annoying! It can't be someone slaughtering sheep in the middle of the night, right? The sheep slaughtering in the center of the city? These people are absolutely lawless!"

The driver complained a few words and arrived at the place.

Shi Lei dropped the money, ran around clutching his crotch and disappeared.

The driver thought that Shi Lei had a stomachache, so he shook his head and said, "This guy has dysentery?" He looked back and saw that the snow-white rear seat cover hadn't changed, so he was relieved.

Shi Lei rushed directly to a dark alley, he didn't care much, turned on the phone, borrowed the faint light of the phone, and took off his pants.

The cold wind was bitter, especially in this narrow alley, Shi Lei was shivering in his sleep due to the draft, and all of a sudden he was covered with frozen goose bumps.

Shi Lei can't control these things, he just wants to know if he is still there!

The soreness just now was just a sudden moment, and it disappeared soon. Along the way, Shi Lei only felt a slight numbness in his crotch, as if something had disappeared. He pressed his hand twice, but nothing was pressed. How could he not panic.

"It must be there, it must be there, even if it's a little shorter, but don't disappear. Damn, I'm still a virgin. Although I have some inexplicable relationship with Yiyi through the clothes, I still act like a fake." Brother Chu! If this is gone, what will I do for the rest of my life? What will be ruined is not my happiness alone, but the happiness of the whole family, and the sexual happiness of two people!"

Shi Lei's mind was full of these weird words, finally a stone in Shi Lei's heart fell to the ground.

It's okay, it's still there.

But why, after not seeing each other for more than half an hour, you look a little different?

Half an hour ago, Shi Lei had just walked out of the screening hall of the movie theater, went to the bathroom, and saw it with his own eyes.

But now, just because of the sudden pain just now and the bitter cold wind in the alley, it shrank a lot and looked awkward, but it was still basically intact, and the upper half should not be missing. Shi Lei guessed that the reason why he didn't touch it in the taxi just now was because he contracted automatically after the pain, and because he was flustered and made some mistakes. Judging by his appearance, he is basically the same valiant little brother from before.

It is true that his appearance has changed, but Shi Lei can't tell what is the difference.

After staring at it for a long time, Shi Lei suddenly realized!

What the hell! The skin is a bit shorter, so the length has changed a lot from before.

It's like a person who used to have long hair fluttering, but was suddenly grabbed by his hair and beaten up. All the hair on the top of his head was pulled off, and the long hair was still scattered around, but in the middle he was bald like the Mediterranean Sea, showing blue hair. Oozing scalp. With this appearance, even if his own parents saw him, they would think that his son was still the same son, but obviously changed. Even, there is a possibility of not being recognized in a short time.

He must have been punished, and the amount was quite small, probably around twenty, thirty, thirty, or forty. Compared to the amount of 100,000 yuan, thirty or forty is only three thousandths four thousandths, this section of skin that has accompanied Shi Lei for more than twenty years, compared to Shi Lei's body, is almost three four thousandths four thousandths. look.

But why? Why should Shi Lei be punished?

This week's quota has definitely been used up, Shi Lei is sure, so Zhang Liangliang said that he doesn't want to go home, Shi Lei agreed without thinking too much. At nine o'clock, even if he came back, he would have to wait until twelve o'clock. He might as well watch a movie. Anyway, there is no need to find the scepter to check the quota.

But now, the scepter gave him a punishment. Even if this punishment is insignificant, and it can even be said to be beneficial to Shi Lei, even if he is not the patient with too long skin, cutting it shorter will only benefit his male and female life in the future, so that's not okay. ! If the scepter could erase parts of his body as he wished, circumcision the skin today, nose circumcision tomorrow, gouging out an eye the day after tomorrow, and cutting off an ear the day after tomorrow, what would Shi Lei look like?

Shi Lei was very angry, he was so angry!

He was going to find the scepter for an explanation.

Putting on his trousers, Shi Lei sighed that luckily nothing serious happened, while angrily went straight to a self-service bank not far away.

Inserting the black card and entering the password, Shi Lei waited until the scepter had just shown its full view, and then yelled: "Meow meow! Are you sick? Why punish me? Why do you have to cut the skin of me!" Shi Lei was furious.

The scepter also seemed to be irritated, and the scepter on the screen actually trembled a little, as if someone had been irritated.

"How dare you scold me, you stupid groundhog!"

Hey, it was a mole last time, why is it now a groundhog again! Are you related to rats?

"You haven't spent all your quota, of course you will be punished!"

Shi Lei knew very well that with the current relationship between Zhang Liangliang and himself, they could definitely be called friends, so it would be no problem for him to invite Zhang Liangliang to dinner. Moreover, if there is a problem with this, it cannot be solved by cutting the skin. Although more than two thousand is not much, it can account for about two percent of the one hundred thousand quota. Two percent, it is estimated that It's not enough for the whole little brother to fill in.

In that case, Shi Lei wouldn't think that he still didn't spend all his quota!

"I have spent all my quota, and I have recorded every transaction." Shi Lei angrily turned on the phone, and pulled out a ledger from inside. Except for today's consumption, every other transaction is clearly recorded on it. with.

"Your stinky, coquettish thing accounts for about 3.8/10,000 of your body. Converted to a weekly quota, it should be 38 yuan. Think about it for yourself, what 38 yuan is it?" The yuan was not included in the quota? When you think it through, you remember to apologize to me! Otherwise, you will insult your honorable master..." Maybe he also realized that Shi Lei had already exposed the so-called master and slave, the scepter said again : "Otherwise, you will be punished for insulting a dignified person like me!"

"Punish your sister!" Shi Lei ignored it at all, he knew very well that according to the rules of the black card, he would never be punished unless he didn't spend all his quota.

However, Shi Lei really followed the records on the phone, looking at each stroke.

Thirty-eight yuan, basically it can only be a taxi fare, with such a small amount, Shi Lei really has no other expenses.

On the entire week's bill, there was only a sum of thirty-eight yuan, which was recorded on Wednesday afternoon, and the time was marked on the back, which was close to two o'clock in the afternoon.

Shi Lei carefully recalled, it was close to two o'clock in the afternoon, where did he spend thirty-eight yuan, but the purpose of this money was not recorded.

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