Chapter 101 Eating
Although Su Yi no longer allowed Xisha to order more dishes, more than twenty dishes were still too much for two people. The boy had probably never seen such a formation before, his eyes were straight, and he stammered. He said: "Sir, you see there are only two of you. Will you be unable to finish all the dishes?"
Su Yi smiled and said: "It's okay, I have a big appetite, just serve the dishes. I guarantee that all these dishes will be eaten in the end, and not a drop will be left."
Seeing Su Yi's determined look, the young man knew that customers come first, and he had tried to persuade him, but Su Yi didn't listen to him at all. He had no choice but to put away the menu and go to the kitchen to order the dishes. .
Xisha stared at the young man's leaving figure with longing eyes, as if she wanted to follow the young man to the kitchen.
Su Yi lightly knocked on Xisha's head a few times. Xisha quickly covered her head, turned her head and bared her teeth at Su Yi: "Why are you hitting me?"
Su Yi said in a low voice: "Auntie, I invite you here not just to treat you to a meal. I think the food here is made of human flesh, and I want you to eat it."
"Huh, it's true. I feel like it's nothing good to invite me to dinner all of a sudden!" Xisha was a little dissatisfied, crossed her arms and stared at Su Yi scornfully, "Since you are my brother and you invite me to dinner, I Just try to help you!"
After saying that, her expression changed and she looked coveted: "Speaking of which, I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time..."
"Xisha!" Su Yi stopped. When he mentioned human flesh, Su Yi felt his scalp go numb. "Don't say such horrible things."
Xisha curled her lips in disdain, "You humans are so fragile that you can't even listen."
Su Yi couldn't answer these words, and it happened that the little waiter arrived and successfully attracted Xisha's attention. Su Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Eat quickly, eat quickly, and don't talk while eating."
In fact, Su Yi didn't need to ask, because Xisha didn't have time to talk at all while eating.
Xisha took a plate of food and poured it all into her mouth with a "humph". The boys next to her were stunned.
"Hey, you're drooling!" Su Yi said jokingly to the boy, "Shut up now."
Only then did the young man realize his gaffe, and immediately closed his open mouth, and said nonchalantly: "No wonder the guest ordered so many dishes..." Not one dish was enough for one bite, and he estimated that more than twenty dishes were all. It's not enough for this little girl to eat half full.
"Do you understand now? I never waste food. I can finish all these dishes!" Su Yi said proudly.
The boy wiped his sweat and said, "Then I have to go to the kitchen to order the food. Wait, you two..." He wanted to say it slowly, but the little girl finished the food in just a few mouthfuls, so he had to He quickly changed his words: "This guest sir, please take it easy."
Seeing that the young man's back disappeared from sight and there was no one else around, Su Yi lowered his voice and asked, "How is it?"
Xisha swallowed the food in her mouth, smacked it in her mouth a few times, and commented fussily: "Hmm... the bamboo shoots were cooked a little too long, and they are getting old; too much oil was used to stir-fry the vegetables; the lobster and The crab is not bad, it would be even better if it was paired with wine; the lotus root is a bit raw, it must have not been cooked yet..."
Before Xisha could finish her words, she was interrupted by Su Yi: "Wait a minute, what are you talking about? I'm asking you if this dish is made of human flesh!" Who asked you if this dish is cooked? Isn’t it delicious?
After hearing this, Xisha looked at Su Yi with caring eyes and said, "Brother, have you eaten too much gutter oil and your brain is broken? I eat only vegetarian dishes, where does the meat come from?"
"Ah?" Su Yi touched his head, "Vegetarian..." As soon as the dish was served, Xisha took it away and ate it in one bite. He didn't know whether it was a vegetarian or a meat dish.
"Okay, then if you eat meat or vegetables, you must tell me." Su Yi said.
Xisha looked at the dishes on the other tables and said casually: "Oh, I know, I know, I'm sensible!"
Seeing Xisha's eyes staring straight at the dishes at the next table, Su Yi complained in her heart: "I don't know if it's true or false, I just know how to eat!"
Su Yi didn't dare to say this openly, for fear of being eaten by Xisha in one bite, so he could only recite it in his mind every now and then.
The chef cooks the food quickly, and the waiter serves the food quickly. He is the only waiter in the whole Fanji Tavern, but he doesn't look messy at all, and his movements are very nimble.
Xisha had to eat one plate after another, but Su Yi didn't take a bite and just sat next to him to train himself.
What to train for? Train his eyesight so that he can tell whether the dish is a vegetarian or a meat dish between the time the dish is served and the moment it enters Xisha's mouth.
But it's a pity that Su Yi didn't notice any of it.
In the middle of the journey, Su Yi cautiously asked Xisha if what she ate was human flesh, but Xisha rolled her eyes and said vaguely, "Can't you wait until I finish eating before you ask?"
Hey, have you figured out that I am paying for this meal? Su Yi roared loudly in his heart, but his face was respectful: "Then you continue to eat, I won't disturb you, tell me when you're done."
As expected, Xisha ignored Su Yi and kept eating quietly.
Until all the dishes are eaten.
After confirming that no more dishes would be served, Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief, "I've finished eating, can you tell me now whether this is a dish made with human flesh?"
Xisha frowned, smacked her lips, and thought hard for a while, "That's probably it, right? I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time, and I think the texture and taste are still a bit similar."
Hearing Xisha's words, Su Yi automatically screened
Covering Xisha's words "I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time", she stretched out her hand and turned the table over.
"Someone is coming!!!"
When the boy heard Su Yi's voice, he hurried over from the kitchen, nodded and said, "What's wrong, guest sir?"
Su Yi frowned, pointed at the broken dishes, and said, "How come your shop only uses human flesh?"
When the boy heard this, he looked at Su Yi and subconsciously thought that Su Yi wanted to come to eat the Overlord meal. With this in mind, the young man said: "Sir, you probably don't want to have a meal, do you?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone turned to look at Su Yi, as if they wanted to see who was so shameless and wanted to eat the King's meal.
Su Yi's face turned red, he took out a handful of money from his wallet and said, "Who wants to eat the Overlord meal? I'll give you the money right now! Tell me, how much!"
The little guy said a number, and Su Yi quickly paid for it, but what was embarrassing was that Su Yi's money... wasn't enough.
"Heh." The boy made a mocking sound. ..