Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Eleven, Vicious Isolation Demon Realm (2)

I received a video worthy of an action blockbuster.

Content includes infiltration, reconnaissance, hacking, explosions, gunfights, combat, intimidation, negotiations, bets, racing, explosions, betrayal, victory and freedom.

The period was also mixed with all kinds of jokes, flag-raising and sublimation of meaning.

The sender of the letter, who is also the protagonist of the video, "Machine God" Tony Stark claimed in the postscript that because this experience was so exciting, although he tried his best to cut, he was completely unable to cut anymore, otherwise he would "sorry" You work so hard”, so I asked me to make a “summary version” and forward it to Pepper Potts.

[This movie has obviously been edited, so I want you to make a trailer to help promote it, right? ] Complaints about the stupid system.

‘No, this should be considered as being handed over to me for review. After all, he doesn’t know which content can be included and which needs to be cut or coded. ’

【Um? for example? 】

‘For example, some of the guys with their own triangulation effects need to be cut out, some of the advertisements and names of interstellar companies need to be coded, and some of the catchy alien swear words need to be silenced. ’

【puff. 】

After taking some time to browse this "movie" in general, I can only say that this new "Universe Demon" is a little too bold. He just stepped into the universe and ran to find the weaker "Lord of Dimension". Don't dare to cause trouble with "Gao Tianzun".

Due to various reasons, at this time, Gao Tianzun has no Valkyrie, Loki or Hulk, and no one will accidentally end up on Sakaar in an accident. It can be said that they are basically the same as the "Avengers". Not above - but just basic.

As the "Mechanical Demon God", Stark established contact with him for an incredible reason - the dwarves.

Although Nidaville is under the protection of the "White Star", the dwarf tribes living on it have all belonged to the "Mechanical Demon God" and invented and built various instruments for him.

Although the "Mechanical Demon" has the authority to manufacture weapons and equipment in large quantities, it is some kind of "3D printing" and a "prototype" must be invented before it can be copied. Although Stark himself is a great inventor, even he himself cannot He dare not boast that his speed of invention and creation can be compared with that of the entire dwarf kingdom, so he attaches great importance to these ethnic groups whose vocation is forging, and he can say that he takes whatever they ask for.

After the dwarves received unprecedented preferential treatment - Asgard valued the strength of the warriors more than their equipment - they began to look through history books and genealogies to find their lost tribesmen, and they were actually found.

In addition to the Dark Iron, Bronzebeard and Wildhammer tribes, the original "Nibelungen" also divided into two branches: the "Frost Dwarf" and "The Iron Dwarf (The Iron Dwarf)", which are different from the three major clans that are good at and love forging. They were more interested in prospecting, and took the initiative to leave Nidaville after it was transformed into a ring world with no mines to explore.

The former arrived at Jotunheim through formal means, and eventually assimilated with the Frost Giants, making them almost indistinguishable from each other.

The latter took the initiative to head to a strange planet out of his love for exploration and the novelty of exploring mineral veins - and then became a slave of Gao Tianzun's mine.

As a matter of fact, it is not certain whether the Iron Dwarves doing their favorite prospecting and mining day and night counts as slavery, especially since their bodies are made of steel and their bodies are filled with lightning and electricity. Need to rest and eat.

But since the "Mechanical Demon God" thinks it is, then just treat it as such. After all, Gao Tianzun does have real slaves under his command who are treated similarly to them.

Then, there is the video content he sent me. Stark can obviously negotiate with Gao Tianzun as the "Mechanical Demon God", but he has to use the identity of "Iron Man" to sneak into those cosmic mines to try to rescue the "Iron Dwarves" They, and then as expected, something unexpected happened, and they fought with the mine supervisors, mine security guards, ground defenses, and air patrols along the way.

If that was all, Gao Tianzun might directly dispatch the space fleet to level the mine, but Jarvis also broadcast the battle on the live screens of many events on Sakaar, and the ratings far exceeded those The impact of the old-fashioned and boring competitive competition was too great, and the uninterrupted broadcast had proven that a cosmic boss was involved. Gao Tianzun had no choice but to respond and go to the mineral planet to negotiate with Stark.

‘Really, where did you learn this practice of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? ’

【What do you think? 】

‘First of all, let’s exclude Rachel. She always puts [the dependent of the Lord of Dimensions] on her face. ’

【Fine. 】

The result of the negotiation... was reasonable but unexpected.

"Iron Man" will participate in the "Saka Super Formula Championship (S1)" held on the Saka planet. As long as he can win the championship, Gao Tianzun will release all the slaves on the mineral planet, but if he fails, even if he wins the runner-up, he will have to Participate in at least 100 tournaments or other events of the same level while staying on Saka.

The racing plot that didn't make it into "Iron Man 2" was mixed with Anakin's speeding plot from "Star Wars Episode I" and turned into this weird but very reasonable competition...

‘It’s Stark who likes racing, and it has nothing to do with me. ’

【Just believe it yourself. 】

At this point, the "movie" enters the short break before the final battle - or the final - while Stark is building his super car while secretly conducting reconnaissance on the Sakaar planet. Unexpectedly, he comes into contact with Gao Tianzun, an opponent of Gao Tianzun. The forces of dissatisfaction, and an even more unpredictable "Bond Girl" - perhaps it should be called "Steel Girl"?

That lady is Gao Tianzun's second-in-command, and is theoretically the first-in-line successor to Saka. Logically speaking, she is the least likely to rebel. But the problem is... Gao Tianzun's lifespan is extremely long, and he seems to have been born since the universe. It has existed since birth and will continue to exist.

Is there a 7 billion-year-old prince in the universe?

The two parties hit it off immediately, using various metaphors and hints to reach an agreement that could be reneged on at any time.

By the way, during this process, the lady seemed to have tried to use a honey trap, but was firmly rejected by Stark. After all, she was traveling with her housekeeper and daughter, and the content she filmed had to be shown to his wife.

As for the final big scene, it is a massive accumulation of speed, explosions, various weapons and mechanical transformations, but there is nothing interesting to watch. It is expected that Gao Tianzun will appear on his own, and it is not surprising that he cheats and causes harm. It is very normal for the female deputy to stab him in the back. The only The highlight is that Stark's car finally turned into a Gundam, or EVA, and successfully hit the line with a hair's breadth using the horns on its head.

Gao Tianzun, who still had the home field advantage, wanted to cheat by flipping the table, but the "table" was firmly held down by a group of "Universe Demon Gods" and "Lords of Dimensions" who had nothing to do to place bets. In the end, he was used by the female deputy using a certain method. A strange staff melted into liquid, was put into a jar and sealed, and could do nothing but mumble curses inside.

At this point, the movie has ended and the credits can begin.

Hmm... there is an easter egg at the end. The jar containing Gao Tianzun sauce was stolen by some guy, which hints that there will be a next one, perfect.

[Do you know why Gao Tianzun, a character who has existed since ancient times, is so easily defeated? 】As I started editing, the stupid system asked.

'Um? Why? ’

[Because his title is ‘Grandmaster’, not everyone can be a ‘Grand Master’. 】

‘…’

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