Chapter 163: Mo Yan's "Joke"
"joke?"
Zhang Zhiqin wiped his mouth, Mo Yan is usually so scary, doesn't he look like someone who can tell jokes?
Mo Yan had already taken the wine bottle back from him, and she didn't dislike it. She also blew on the bottle, and then began to talk faintly:
"Ten years ago, there was a young girl who had just graduated from college. She met a man while she was working.
Although this man was poor, he was motivated and handsome. The man took the initiative to pursue her, and the two soon became lovers.
Not long after, the man proposed to the girl. At that time, housing prices in Kyoto were not as high as they are now, but the man still had no money to buy a wedding house.
The girl's income is very good, so she paid the down payment of a house with her own money.
In order not to make the man feel inferior in front of outsiders, the girl also deliberately used the man's name to register the household on the house, and then the two went to get the certificate.
During the period before the wedding, men are in the rising stage of their careers, and they are busy with work. They contact photo studios to take wedding photos, send wedding invitations to relatives and friends, book hotels, find wedding companies...all these things are done by girls.
A friend advised the girl not to be so desperate, but to leave a way out for herself, but the girl didn't listen, she felt that if she liked someone, she should treat him wholeheartedly. "
"Such a good woman, can you give me a dozen?" Hearing this, Zhang Zhiqin sighed, and then said:
"Hey, why is this plot similar to Teacher Lin and Brother Fang?"
Mo Yan ignored him and continued:
"The wedding day soon came, and she put on her wedding dress with joy and anticipation..."
Having said that, Mo Yan suddenly stopped.
"keep going."
Zhang Zhiqin looked at Mo Yan strangely, and complained:
"Your joke is too long and not funny. Surely no one would listen to it before?"
"This idiot." At this moment, a black figure hid in the kitchen, cursing in a low voice through the door.
"Plan Zhang seems a bit unintelligent." Another slender black figure also whispered, and then his tone became a little worried:
"Sister Yan never talked about her past, you must not let her know that we both heard."
Lin Yao crouched behind the kitchen door, quietly looking outside.
Li Wan and Su Yu didn't sleep well, one liked to lift the quilt, and the other liked to roll around. Lin Yao took care of them all night and didn't fall asleep much.
Just now I got up and wanted to go to the kitchen to pour some water, but I happened to meet Fang Xiaole who also got up to drink water.
Before the two could speak, they saw Mo Yan coming out of another bedroom, carrying a bottle of red wine on the dining table, and leaning against the sofa to drink it.
I drank and cried.
Zhang Zhiqin who was sleeping on the sofa was woken up, and Mo Yan told Zhang Zhiqin her "joke".
"I don't want to talk anymore." At this moment, Mo Yan in the living room was silent for a moment, and then suddenly said.
"You... how can you not tell a joke halfway through? Isn't this torture?"
Zhang Zhiqin didn't expect Mo Yan to stop talking, and hurriedly urged.
"You finish this bottle of wine, and I'll tell you."
Seeing him scratching his ears and cheeks, Mo Yan couldn't help being amused, and stretched out his hand to hand the wine bottle in front of him.
Zhang Zhiqin saw that there was more than half of the bottle of red wine left, and he quickly waved his hands: "Then I still don't listen."
"I know you can't do it, I'll drink it myself." Mo Yan sneered, raised her neck, put the red wine bottle to her mouth and poured it into it.
"Hey, you will die if you drink like this!" Zhang Zhiqin had no choice but to snatch the bottle:
"The two of us are half of each other, is it okay for the head office?"
"It still looks like a man."
Mo Yan glanced at him, the moonlight and the outside lights shone on her face, there was a little charm in her reproach, a style that had never appeared on this face.
"Drink."
Mo Yan urged, Zhang Zhiqin quickly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, took a big gulp from the bottle, and finally suppressed some strange emotions.
The two of them took a sip from the bottle, and quickly finished the bottle of red wine.
Mo Yan's eyes gradually became hazy, but she was still conscious for the time being. She sat softly on the floor, leaning her head back on Zhang Zhiqin's lap again.
"Uh......"
Zhang Zhiqin's body froze, her whole body straightened, and she didn't even dare to move a single hair.
Mo Yan didn't notice his abnormality, looked at the ceiling, sighed faintly, and continued to narrate:
"The girl was wearing a wedding dress and standing at the entrance of the hotel. On that day, she invited many relatives and friends, and even asked her best sisters to be her bridesmaids.
Before the wedding started, the groom suddenly disappeared, and the girl was looking for him everywhere, when she suddenly received a video on her mobile phone,
It was sent to her by a friend who said she was going to the restaurant on the wrong road and passed a utility room and saw..."
"What did you see?" Seeing that Mo Yan stopped talking again, Zhang Zhiqin belched anxiously:
"Sister Mo, can you not cut it short? I'm so anxious!"
"Do you want to see it?" Mo Yan asked suddenly, raising his hand to wipe his eyes.
"What are you looking at?" Zhang Zhiqin didn't understand.
Mo Yan suddenly took out his phone, clicked on the old video at the bottom of the save gallery, and handed it to Zhang Zhiqin.
Suddenly, an indescribable voice came from the phone.
Zhang Zhiqin's eyes widened as she held the phone.
"Fuck!"
He hastily turned off the video, and threw the phone back to Mo Yan as if getting an electric shock.
"Sister Mo, you are going too far, showing me something that is not suitable for children!"
Mo Yan glanced at him contemptuously: "Little virgin, neither good nor good!"
"You..." Zhang Zhiqin pointed at Mo Yan, but her thigh was pressed by her, and she didn't dare to move at all, and could only stare at her.
Mo Yan ignored him, took a deep breath, and finally told the end of this "joke":
"The man in the video is the groom, and the woman is one of the bridesmaids. The girl didn't cry or make a fuss. When the groom came back and the wedding was halfway through,
She asked the friend to connect the mobile phone to the big screen showing the wedding photos, and played the video in front of everyone...
On the second day of the wedding, the girl and the man went through the divorce procedure. The house was owned by the man, but the girl could not get it back, so the man gave the girl 20,000 yuan.
After that, the two never met again. "
Mo Yan's voice gradually became quieter, and the living room became quiet again.
"It's over?"
Zhang Zhiqin waited for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking.
"It's over."
Mo Yan murmured.
"This girl is quite powerful. She posted a video of the groom's cheating at the wedding, ruining him in front of so many people, and letting go of his hatred!"
Zhang Zhiqin smacked his mouth, pondered for a moment, and then said:
"But it's not funny at all! Is it a joke if you don't say it?"
Mo Yan rested her head on his lap and did not speak.
"I see!"
Zhang Zhiqin slapped his head suddenly, and pointed at Mo Yan: "Sister Mo, are you the person in this story?"
"This guy, he's not stupid to the end..."
Fang Xiaole and Lin Yao in the kitchen looked at each other, both dumbfounded.
"You're the one making the video, and that girl is your friend, right?"
Zhang Zhiqin suddenly realized.
Lin Yao: "..."
Fang Xiaole: "..."