Chapter 1996: Beaten Into a Pile of Cow Dung
Obviously, Lu Yuyu was in an extremely happy mood at this moment. He stood up, came to Qin Yi and Duanmuhen, and looked around them: "I just discovered now that this world is like this. You just sent me to this prison. Who would have thought that you would be sent in the next moment? Tsk, I like this bloody world!"
Lu Yuyu raised his hand and touched his forehead, and rattled the iron lock on his hand: "Well, let me think about it, what crime did you two commit, and who is so big? How dare you imprison both of you."
Lu Yuyu frowned and looked like he was thinking.
Qin Yi and Duan Muhen didn't speak, but looked at him with interest.
Soon, at a certain moment, Lu Yuyu's eyes suddenly lit up: "I understand, you must have imprisoned me indiscriminately before, which made Xueer angry, and in a fit of anger, you were also imprisoned. If Otherwise, Duanmuhen, you stupid young master, who else besides Xue'er would dare to touch you? Even the clan leader usually has no way to deal with you. Only Xue'er is your nemesis, and he can do it at any time. Beat them all over the mountain!"
Damn it!
It's really logic, there is no flaw!
Qin Yi and Duan Muhen were dumbfounded, and at the same time, they couldn't laugh or cry.
Lu Yuyu's divine logic did not stop and continued to play infinitely: "Then, everything is obvious. Xueer has me in her heart. The person she really loves is me. Otherwise, I know that you will When I was imprisoned in this prison, why did I get so angry that I imprisoned you in the same cell? ?”
As his divine logic continued, Lu Yuyu became quite excited, and even opened his arms, as if to embrace the prison, and raised his head and laughed: "Hahaha, I suddenly felt that in fact, this prison, It’s also very wonderful. Although there is no sunlight here, I can already see the sunshine!”
He spread his arms and wandered through the prison
He walked up and dragged the chain until it made a clanging sound. After turning around in a circle, he returned to Qin Yi and looked at Qin Yi with a very disdainful look: "Qin Yi, boy, you are more handsome than me. So what? You have a good brain and a higher level of cultivation than me. You led an elite army to defeat the Feng Yue tribe's army. So what? But in the end, you were defeated by my men. Look, in Xue'er's case, In fact, you failed miserably...
"Do you know why you suffered such an ugly defeat? Xue'er even sent you to this prison with her own hands? After all, you don't understand a woman's heart! Think about it, you have been paralyzed for so many years since you returned to Jiuzhou Continent. Without even looking at Xue'er, which woman in the world can endure this pain of lovesickness and maintain an unchanging heart, and I am in front of Xue'er every day? , can she not rekindle her old love for me?"
Although Lu Yuyu was talking nonsense, Qin Yi couldn't help being stunned and sighed secretly: Indeed, Duanmuxue has suffered too much lovesickness over the years, and it's really difficult for her.
Thinking of this, Qin Yi felt a sense of self-blame in his heart.
However, Duanmuhen beside him had no such thoughts——
"Peng!"
He suddenly punched Lu Yuyu's door without any warning, knocking out one of his front teeth. He fell to the ground a foot away and spat fiercely: "Bah!" The dead birdman is so noisy, are you done yet?”
Lu Yuyu spat out the knocked out front teeth, and there was blood on the corner of his mouth, but his mood was happy: "Haha, idiot, you hit me, it's useless even if you hit me, it can't change Xue'er's The fact that she loves me cannot change the fact that she has sent you to jail!"
"I love you numbly!"
Duanmuhen himself was extremely dissatisfied with Lu Yuyu. At this moment, seeing his logical and obscene behavior, he was angry and funny. He raised his foot and kicked Lu Yuyu hard on the buttocks, knocking him straight away. Kicked to the corner: "I've seen shameless people. It's really rare to see someone as shameless as you!"
"Hey, idiot, now you can clearly see that your sister is in love with me, and this birdman you called brother-in-law as soon as we met was finally kicked by your sister. Are you angry?"
Lu Yuyu rubbed his butt desperately, Duan Muhen's kick was not light, and Lu Yuyu's butt was kicked so hard that he felt a sharp pain.
However, although the pain in his buttocks was extremely severe, Lu Yuyu's heart was filled with sunshine. He laughed happily and said: "Idiot, it's useless for you to get angry because you're embarrassed. It can't change the fact that Xue'er loves me. I know you You hate me in your heart, but when the time comes, you still have to call me brother-in-law, tsk tsk, I like this feeling!"
Qin Yi and Duan Muhen stood there dumbfounded. Such divine logic was rare to see. But having said that, from this incident, it can be seen that Lu Yuyu is actually a somewhat intelligent person. It's only when you are carried away by your emotions that you come up with this absurd divine logic.
"Repay brother-in-law? Damn you, you really disgust me! If you disgust me, there is only one outcome, and that is, you will be beaten into a pile of cow dung by me!"
Duanmu Hen was furious, rushed over with a single stride, rode directly on Lu Yuyu, raised his fists and beat him headlessly and facelessly.
After a while, Duanmuhen was tired from beating him, so he took a long breath, shook his hands, and stood up from Lu Yuyu: "You see, this is what you will get if you ask me to call you brother-in-law."
Qin Yi took a closer look and was stunned. He saw that Lu Yuyu's face had completely lost its human shape. His eyes were swollen like a panda, the bridge of his nose and mouth were crooked and tangled together, and his entire face was a bloody mess.
This is too cruel!
怎么说,人家还是个小小的将领,再有,他其实根本就没犯什么罪,只是意、淫端木雪爱上了自己而已,竟然就被端木痕这个奇葩少主,胖揍成了这样.
What's breathtaking is that even so, Lu Yuyu's heart is still full of sunshine, and he is still laughing happily: "Duanmuhen, you idiot, even if you beat me to death here, you can't change it. The fact that Cher loves me.”
"It's so numb. Only now do I realize that once a person becomes shameless, there is absolutely nothing anyone can do against him."
Duanmuhen glanced at Lu Yuyu on the ground and shook his head: "Forget it, let this bird man be nice and lewd here."
After all, Lu Yuyu didn't make any substantial mistakes. No matter how arrogant Duanmuhen was, he didn't dare to really beat him to death. What's more, he would soon be fighting against the Tiger and Wolf tribe, and now was the time to recruit people.
"Brother-in-law, ignore this bird man. Tell me, what have you done in Jiuzhou Continent these years? Why haven't you come to Magnolia Continent to see us for so many years?"
Lu Yuyu ignored Lu Yuyu, pulled Qin Yi aside, and asked curiously.
He didn't mind being imprisoned in this prison at all, because he knew very well that Duanmuxue didn't dare to do anything to him. He was imprisoned just out of anger.
"Since I left you that year, I returned to the Nine Provinces Continent and entered the Cemetery of Gods and Demons."
Qin Yi touched his nose and said: "There is no cemetery of gods and demons in your Yulan continent, so you can't imagine what kind of existence it is."
"What kind of existence is that?"
Duanmuhen said strangely.
Lu Yuyu, who was not far away, couldn't help but calm down and looked curiously at Qin Yi with his eyes that had been beaten into panda-like shapes.
"The Cemetery of Gods and Demons, as the name suggests, is a cemetery where gods and demons are buried."
Qin Yi eloquently said: "The cemetery of gods and demons that exists in the Kyushu Continent is composed of five different parts. They are located in the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest of the Kyushu Continent, as well as under the Kyushu Holy See. However, it has now been proven that they exist in the Jiuzhou Continent. The part of the cemetery of gods and demons below the Kyushu Holy See is not a real cemetery of gods and demons, but a dangerous world of exile. "
"So, doesn't the Cemetery of Gods and Demons cover almost the entire Kyushu Continent?"
Duanmuhen sighed and blinked in disbelief.
"That's not true."
Qin Yi shook his head: "These four are scattered, and together they form a complete cemetery of gods and demons. After I left Yulan Continent, I entered that part of the cemetery of gods and demons in the northern wilderness of the Kyushu Continent. The Demon Cemetery is very strange. There are five floors in total. Each floor is a continent. Moreover, after entering, there is no exit. People will be completely trapped inside. You can only go up one floor after another until you reach the fifth floor. There is an exit only at the upper level..."
Qin Yi gave a general account of his situation in the Cemetery of Gods and Demons.
After hearing this, Duanmu Hen stood there stupidly, blinking his eyes a few times, feeling very uneasy.
After a while, he came back to his senses and said clearly: "I said that you have not come to see us for so many years. It turns out that you are trapped in the cemetery of gods and demons."
Lu Yuyu, who was huddled in a corner, was also filled with horror. He couldn't imagine what the five continents would look like as they went up one layer at a time.
The entire Cemetery of Gods and Demons is like a cage of heaven and earth. Once you enter, you have to fight your way up one level at a time. There is no exit until the fifth level. Such a scene is unheard of.
While he was horrified, Lu Yuyu felt a little regretful in his heart: It was a pity that this boy was not trapped in the Cemetery of Gods and Demons forever.
"Squeak!"
At this time, the cell door opened, and a guard walked in. Looking at Lu Yuyu in the corner, he was suddenly surprised: Damn it, he was beaten into a pig's head!
When Duanmuxue beat Lu Yuyu just now, there was so much noise that the guards outside could not have known about it, but Duanmuxue was the young master, so they could only listen quietly.