Chapter 545 I Don’t Want to Be Hunted Down

When it comes to makeup, a straight girl like Qixun has no experience at all.

She had never put on makeup in this life before she was old enough. In her previous life, she had no time to study it, and she only had to put on makeup once in a while, so she didn't need to do it herself.

Therefore, having watched makeup tutorials, she has rich theoretical knowledge and zero practical experience.

But when it comes to teaching people, theoretical knowledge is barely enough.

Fortunately, there are cosmetics in her space.

If it doesn't work, the little fat man can buy it himself.

Qixun described makeup as the art of disguise and taught the little fat boy a lot of theoretical knowledge.

Although the little fat boy looks happy, he is very clever and proficient in the art of painting. Under the guidance of Qixun, he tried several times and actually used cosmetics to turn what he was tinkering into into another one. people.

Not to mention Qixun, the little fat man himself was shocked.

Perhaps it is human nature to love beauty, so the little fat man made his face look five points more handsome than before.

And this face now is really unrecognizable even to his mother in person.

Qixun scratched his chin and said regretfully: "Little fat man, no, Brother Fugui, I think it's better for you to lose some weight?"

His face can be changed through makeup, but his slightly chubby figure cannot be changed through makeup.

Having said that, Leiyu is a place for body training, and the little fat man's body is a bit too strong, and he just didn't let Lei Pi lose even a cent of oil.

It is difficult to produce fat people in the cultivation world. How did he manage to become so fat?

It's very confusing.

Regarding weight loss, the little fat man also wanted to do it.

As a man, who doesn’t want to have six-pack abs?

But the problem is that his technique requires constant eating. What can he do? He was also very melancholy about this fat body.

Obviously for him, going to the Green Dragon Jungle was more suitable for training, but he still reluctantly ran to the Leiyu District and was struck by thunder, not only to lose some weight, so that he could regain his pure and clear figure like a small green pine before training. What?

I think back then, he was also a handsome boy.

Forget the past.

Qixun stared at the little fat man, whose stomach trembled every time he moved. After all, he didn't have the heart to refute what the little fat man told him about his past.

Qing Jun, a handsome young man, etc... Not everyone can face their true selves. Who doesn't have a dream? Because there is everything in dreams!

A great man once said that a true warrior has the courage to face the misery of life.

But warriors are rare in the world.

Most of them are just salted fish who have dreams but lie flat.

The little fat man felt that he was deeply hurt by the little girl's unabashed suspicion in her eyes, and said heartbreakingly: "Everything I said is true!"

Qixun didn't want to hit her, but she felt that as a former scientist, seeking truth from facts was the basic ethics, so she said politely: "If there is a picture, there is the truth. How about you provide evidence?"

fatty:......

You can't go back in time, he has no evidence!

Qi Xun felt that appearance was given by her biological parents, and that discrimination on appearance was the most unreasonable and common thing in the world.

Her beauty is only for her second brother, so she doesn't want to worry about the appearance issue anymore, so that the little fat guy will not be addicted to the pain and unable to face the reality.

"The past is gone after all, and remembrance cannot turn back time. What we need is to work hard now and create the future. Let's discuss the issue of changing body shape first."

The little fat man wanted to cry even more: "I can't lose weight unless I change my exercises."

Qixun: ...Forget it, it’s not worth it to start from scratch just to lose weight! Wait, what kind of weird technique is the little fat guy practicing? Unfortunately, the practice is a personal matter and it is not easy to ask.

Qixun scratched his chin and pondered. Since he couldn't lose weight, he might as well go in the opposite direction. He slapped the table and gave the little fat man some feasible advice: "Since you can't lose weight, then gain weight! Anyway, you like to eat. If you can't lose weight, why don't you eat?" fat?"

But the little fat guy doesn’t want to get fat!

Qixun felt that he was a conscientious businessman, but he was too serious about after-sales service.

If it weren't for the ten-thousand-year lightning strike on the soul-nurturing tree, she wouldn't have wanted to care about it.

After thinking for a while, he continued to suggest: "Then continue to train. Of course, I can't lose weight anymore, and you don't want to gain weight anymore. So let's take a step further. You can get stronger, right? Eat to death, and then Let the thunder crack to your death, and practice while cracking! I don’t believe you can’t get strong even if you do this!”

The little fat man thinks that being strong is better than being puffy, right? At least it looks manly. It's just too useless.

The problem is, he doesn't have much to eat.

It’s not easy to find something to eat in Leiyu!

Seeing the pitiful look of the little fat man, Qixun couldn't bear it. He gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, for the sake of our ape dung, I will give you some monster meat as a friendly gift!"

Fortunately, she had space, and since she could carve the Jade Talisman of the Universe, she could store things to preserve their quality, so she had stocked up on a lot of food and drink.

When she was in the Gravity Plain, her master also gave her a lot of monsters to fight back.

Later, she met her second brother and replenished her inventory.

Therefore, if you support the little fat man, you can still do it.

What made Qixun happy was that after the little fat man got her entire Universe Jade Talisman's monster meat, he thought that since he had the monster meat, there was no need to eat spiritual rice anymore, so he used half of the sixth-grade spiritual rice on his body, They were all given to Qixun.

A full two hundred pounds of sixth-grade jade and pearl rice.

While being happy, Qixun rolled his eyes at the little fat man: "Look at you, you are stingy. I obviously have hundreds of kilograms of jade and pearl rice, but I took the trouble to teach you how to make snacks, but in the end you only gave me twenty kilograms!" By the way, do you still have the seeds of jade pearls? Give me some more, otherwise, I will be in big trouble with all the monster meat!"

The little fat man also felt that he had been really stingy before, so he gritted his teeth and took out his treasured jade pearl seeds: "I only have thirty kilograms in total. I gave you one kilogram before, and now I will give you twenty kilograms. I will keep nine for myself." Jin. This is the sixth-grade spiritual rice. Even in our great world, seeds are extremely rare. I also had a hard time getting this. Well, the technique I practice requires a lot of spiritual food, so I must plant some spiritual food. Gu Lingmi, when I reach the Grand Master realm, I need to eat sixth-grade spiritual food. If not, I will give it to you."

Of course, the meat of high-grade monster beasts is better, but with his cultivation level, it is impossible to hunt high-grade monster beasts by himself. In comparison, it is easier to obtain high-grade spirit grains and rice. At least you can grow some yourself. Pretty safe.

Qi Xun thought about it and realized that she had six, seven or eight-grade monster meat, all prepared by her master for her body training.

Moreover, I have my second brother here, and if I want to eat monster meat, I will have the opportunity in the future.

With the misfortune of the second brother, how can the demonic beasts in the Azure Dragon Forest still be okay?

For the little fat man, monster meat is rare, but for Qixun, the Lingmi Linggu, which is not available in the Shenyin Realm where she is, is even rarer.

"Don't you still have two hundred kilograms of jade pearl rice? I'll exchange the sixth-grade monster meat for your jade pearl rice, five to one, okay?"

In fact, the energy contained in spiritual rice is no more than the flesh of monster beasts of the same level, or even less.

But the spiritual energy of Lingmi is gentler and more nourishing, with fewer impurities.

This exchange ratio is much higher than the market price outside, and the little fat man’s current cultivation level is not used. In the future, he can still buy jade pearls after leaving the refining realm. He immediately made a decision: "Deal!"

Wouldn't he be stupid if he didn't agree to such a good thing immediately?

After passing this village, there is no such shop!

The little fat man also gave an additional fifty kilograms of fifth-grade spiritual rice mutton-fat seed rice and ten kilograms of seeds that were suitable for his current cultivation level.

The two were very satisfied with each other, and for a while they were as close as half-brothers and sisters who had been separated for a long time.

Qixun wanted to pat the little fat man on the shoulder, but he was not strong enough, so he could only pat the other person's arm: "Brother DEI, if you encounter us again in the future, if you encounter us, just say hello."

Little Fatty: ...It’s better to say goodbye, right?

I don’t want to be hunted down again!