Chapter 887
887: Little Noisy
The outskirts of the liar's iceberg, the windy dump. There are blizzards in this place all year round, and ordinary people can't live here, so this place has become a dump. Domestic garbage, corpses, and even living people who want to be executed are all thrown here. Here, however, lives a special guy, or rather, a robot—Little Noisy.
Tang Yu didn't know why he came here. He just had an intuition that this little robot with the strongest sense of presence in the game might be helpful to him, because the origin of this robot is too deep. And he is also sure that because of the obstruction of the nuclear bomb, there should be no experimenter who will find Little Noise before him. Even though Nemo's team came early, they didn't find the right direction. You must know that this is no game, here is a whole planet!
"This hole is for Captain Flint, and this hole is for handsome Jack... Ah, today's snowstorm is unexpectedly heavy, just like the past 364 Earth days..." Tang Yu from afar I heard an electronically synthesized voice that sounded very Erbi, and the tone was always cheerful.
"Ah~~ Dear Jackson, we meet again! How long have you been dead here? One year and three months or two years and seven months, ha! It doesn't matter anyway, what matters is that today is sunny again Bright day, cheers! Ahahahahaha!"
Kacha, Kacha~~~ Tang Yu stepped on the thick snow and walked over, and saw an inverted trapezoid with a boxy body, thin and short mechanical arms, and a huge round one-eyed eye in the center of the body. Below is a robot on wheels holding a shovel and talking to a long-frozen corpse. Little noise, an important role throughout the plot of "Borderland".
Hearing the sound of footsteps, Little Noise turned around suddenly, saw Tang Yu wearing a black cloak, and immediately yelled: "Wow! What did I see? Black cloak? Is it the god of death? Oh no, the robot is I can't see the god of death! So... is it because you are too ugly to wear this clothes? Anyway, I finally saw a living person! Let me introduce myself first, I am a CL**-TP robot, you can also call me Little noise!! That... you are not sent by Captain Flint to catch me, are you?"
"not me……"
"Ah!! I knew you weren't, man! I knew it the first time I saw you! Do you know what message I got? Message one, you're very, very ugly! But that's okay, I don't Don't mind, because standing in front of you is... wow! The most handsome existence in the world! It doesn't matter, you can take off the cloak bravely, because no matter what you look like, you are still not as handsome as me! So it doesn't matter The difference! Eh? Did I mention information two just now? Forget it, it's not important!" Tang Yu was interrupted by a small noise just as he opened his mouth.
"I'm here..."
"Ha! Let me guess,
You're a Vault Hunter, aren't you! ? Handsome Jack has a lot of work recently! You are the seventh Vault Hunter corpse to have been thrown here recently! Ah, right? you are still alive? God! You are still alive! A living Vault Hunter! Come give us a high five! ...uh, no...you're not a Vault Hunter..." Little Row's voice dropped suddenly, its raised mechanical arm still frozen there.
"Why do you have to wait for Vault Hunter?" Tang Yu finally seized the opportunity to speak.
"I'm looking for a Vault Hunter for a reason, a very important reason, related to the survival of Pandora, the rise and fall of civilization, and the nature of the universe! It's impossible for a small person like you to know this! It's even related to handsome Jack You will never be able to guess it!!" Little Noisy spun around on the ground.
"So, you want to find Handsome Jack to avenge those little brawlers who were killed by him? But because Handsome Jack is too powerful, if you are a local aborigine, generally you will not resist him. You are willing to oppose Handsome Jack, and you have enough Only Vault Hunters are capable, does that mean?" Tang Yu said with a smile.
Little Noisy suddenly jumped up, "Wow! You are really my best friend! My black-faced confidant! Oh no, you are the roundworm in my stomach!"
"Then why don't you go to Roland's rebels?" Tang Yu asked.
"Roland is a good guy, and his rebel army has some strength. If a powerful Vault Hunter joins in, it can really fight Handsome Jack! But I feel like throwing up when I see his face, so forget it! Ahaha !Ahahahaha!" Little Noise laughed awkwardly.
Tang Yu looked at the robot. In fact, he knew a lot about Little Noise. Noisy used to be a very powerful universal robot, but this one is the most powerful prototype, made by the founder of Hyperion. It used to be the partner of the handsome Jack, who took risks with Jack, fought against Dahl's invasion, and helped Jack ascend to the high position of Hyperion.
Even when an opportunity to obtain all of Hyperion's weapon technology and lead an army of little brawlers to rule the planet Pandora came before it, it chose to refuse because it considered Jack as its friend. But such trust was followed by betrayal.
Without hesitation, Jack destroyed its combat system, destroyed the production line of the little noise, and hired Roland, who hadn't lost his face at that time, to destroy all the traitorous little noise robots, and then threw it away as garbage.
So under this funny and broken-mouthed appearance, there is a heart full of scars and loneliness, which is a small noise. Therefore, it wants to avenge the handsome Jack, even if it has lost the combat program and can no longer take up arms, it is not for itself, but for other little noisy robots. It never said a word to Roland and his party, because although it had countless reasons to hate Roland, it knew that Roland was not wrong.
Therefore, whether it is with the Hyperion Company, the handsome Jack, or Roland of the Rebel Army, Little Noise has a deep relationship, and it is a main thread in the entire plot! Thinking of this, Tang Yu stepped forward and said to Little Noise, "Give me a high-five!"
"Oh no! I don't want to high-five with such an ugly person! Although I haven't seen your face yet, my intuition tells me so!" Little Noisy said so, but still raised his slender The short robotic arm was waiting to high-five Tang Yu.
"Do you know why I gave you a high five?" Tang Yu asked suddenly.
"Why pinch~~?"
"Because... I belong to Handsome Jack..." Tang Yu said, and suddenly slapped Xiao Nuo Nuo on the hand, and then activated the mechanical field! !