Chapter 1682 Oolong
1682: oolong
"Tang Yu! What the hell did you send me over here!!!" The vice president yelled angrily in Los Angeles International Airport, completely lacking the training to be the interim president of the United States of America .
Not far in front of him, a technician belonging to the Rockefeller family was running away in a panic while screaming, and a robot behind him was chasing after him, and at the same time, he kept firing green paint bullets from the muzzle of his right arm. The bullet hit the back of the man's head accurately, making a burst of popping sound.
In the other direction, more than a dozen robots have been pulled down by the guarding American soldiers with ropes, and then locked the joints with iron chains. Of course, during this process, the green paint bullets in the hands of the robots have not stopped, crackling hit these soldiers. There is a strong smell of paint in the air, and there is a piece of green everywhere.
Seeing such a scene, the vice president only felt the veins throbbing in his forehead, "I want you to give me an explanation!!!"
On the other end of the phone, Tang Yu held his nose indifferently. Of course, the vice president couldn't see this action, "These robots are the explanation for you... By the way, didn't you want me to explain it to you last time? You see, I sent it to you, and you asked me to explain it, or I will send another 100 robots over?"
"Send your mother away..." The vice president almost started to jump and curse, and finally calmed down, "Do you fucking want to dye my airport green!!!"
"How about... change to red next time?" Tang Yu asked tentatively.
Click! The phone hung up immediately.
The vice president looked at the phone receiver that was broken in two, his face was flushed, he kept taking deep breaths, and kept emphasizing in his heart, this is a farce, this is a farce, this is a farce...
At this time, the last robot finally got caught in the rope and fell to the ground with a bang. More than a dozen American soldiers roared and rushed forward to press the robot under them, and several others hurriedly took iron chains to lock the robot's joints. While doing these tasks, the gun on the right arm of the robot continued to shoot at the face of the soldier at the bottom of the crowd. The soldier was also pressed down and could not move, so he had to bear it hard. With an unlovely expression on his face.
"You bastards!! Trash!!! Shit!! Garbage!! Scum!!... Bastards!! Shameless!!!!" The vice president stood beside the group of American soldiers and the man in black from CIA, oh no , It was the man in green who was cursing angrily in front of him.
"The word 'bastard' has been said just now..." The assistant to the president who is a Virgo and has obsessive-compulsive disorder answered in a low voice.
"What did you say just now? Huh!?" The vice president suddenly turned his head, his murderous eyes piercing the assistant's face with pain.
"That... I'll go to the cleaner right away to deal with the aftermath..." The assistant hurriedly found an excuse and ran away.
"Look what kind of virtue you are now!! This is a dignified US Army soldier!! A dignified CIA agent!! A dignified mechanical expert!!!" The vice president pointed at the group of people standing in front of him and cursed angrily.
There were two to three hundred people standing in front of him. Everyone's body was mottled by green paint bombs, green patches of paint were blown everywhere on their clothes, and Tang Yu reprogrammed the robot very badly. , These robots don't use iron fists to attack to avoid hurting people, but they also add a program to hit the head. I only saw that these people's faces were covered with green oil, and their hair was glued together by green paint. When they lowered their heads, the green paint on their heads was still falling drop by drop.
But the worst thing was the CIA agents who made the most noise before. They were concentratedly attacked by robots, and there was not an inch of them that was not green. They could walk into the set of "Toy Soldiers" without makeup at all.
And the result of the paint sticking to the hair is obvious. Today, hundreds of people here have to shave their heads and even their eyebrows when they go home. Of course, those agents obviously need to shave another place... Well, Xiao Jing is talking about leg hair.
"Also!! Why are people from Rockefeller here!? Why do these robots suddenly make trouble!? Could it be that Tang Yu sent so many robots here to spray paint for you!! Ah!??" The vice president continued to ask.
"We are worried that these robots have bombs on them..." the leader of the cia'green' whispered.
"Shut up!! Do you think I'll believe this poor excuse for the second time!!??" The vice president pointed at his nose and roared, and then he waved his hand with the remaining anger still alive. Another The assistant quickly brought over another satellite phone and connected to Tang Yu's number again.
"Tang Yu, what are you trying to explain by sending these robots?" The vice president calmed down after getting angry.
"The videotape I sent you last time was the actual combat video of these robots, and the specific reasons why I raided Langley Air Force Base before. And considering that you don't have suitable projection equipment, I also sent a projector, but your people It was dismantled. So, this time I will just send the real thing directly. Of course, there is also a copy of the projector and video tape. In the cargo compartment of the transport plane, those people are attracted by the robots, so naturally they will not notice these small things. " Tang Yu also put away the teasing, oh no, he was joking and answered seriously.
"So you put paint bombs on these robots?!" the Vice President said harshly.
"If these robots use normal 12.7mm heavy machine guns, and they won't just use weapons rigidly, instead they will use appropriate methods to attack at the right time, such as fists. At the same time, they are actually Those who can use the standard weapons of the US military, such as m-16, such as bazooka...Think about it, if I don’t remove these functions to ensure your safety, what can these 20 robots do to make the airport look like?” Tang Yu asked lightly.
The vice president took a deep breath, and his eyes swept over the hundreds of soldiers who were still standing there, not daring to move. Now the paint had begun to solidify into lumps. Those people were uncomfortable, and their standing postures were crooked. . Seeing the vice president glaring over, they all stood up again.
The vice president waved his hand impatiently, those people were relieved, and immediately dispersed, hurriedly found the cleaner, poured buckets of detergent they used to wipe the floor on their heads, and washed it in the air. The pungent smell of detergent permeated immediately.
"Indeed, these robots are very powerful in combat. If these 20 robots are fully armed and launch a sneak attack, they can even paralyze two or three runways at the airport!" the vice president said in a deep voice.
"Yes, this is the answer I gave, for mutants. Mutants are not scary, it's just that human society is not prepared for their appearance. Once prepared, it is not difficult to defeat them." Tang Yu said .
"Hmph! Are you talking about Charles Xavier who controls half of the east coast of the United States?" The vice president snorted coldly.
"Charles is a powerful mutant who is rare in a thousand years. For him, there is only one ending that is best for human society..." A sneer appeared on the corner of Tang Yu's mouth, "Death!"