Chapter 2 Is This... Big Brother?
"Shushasha..."
The rustling sound became louder and the branches and leaves shook more and more. Under Han Cheng's eager and curious expectation, his nobleman finally appeared.
"hiss!"
Even though his throat was so sore that he couldn't make a sound, Han Cheng couldn't help taking a deep breath!
Because his "noble man" is really expensive and scary!
The dense and somewhat scorched leaves were carefully pulled away, and a head with long messy hair and a few colorful bird feathers stuck out from it.
Han Cheng was stunned by the high browbones, the overly full forehead, the somewhat straight nose, and the slightly drooping wide mouth corners!
He looked at the vigilant head ten meters away, and a picture from his memory suddenly appeared and overlapped with the face in front of him.
That is the restored bust of Zhoukoudian people in Beijing printed on the first chapter of the first chapter of the history book in junior high school!
Han Cheng's eyeballs were about to pop out, his gaze was dull, and a feeling more complicated than seeing a ghost came to his heart, making him dizzy.
'Whoosh! '
After he drew back his breath of cold air, his probing head immediately retracted, hiding behind the leaves and secretly looking at this strange thing in the pile of ashes.
After a while, the head poked out from behind the branches and leaves again. After looking at Han Cheng for a few times, seeing that nothing special happened, he became bolder and walked out from the branches and leaves with his whole body.
Behind him, several people who looked similar came out one after another, and they looked at the circle of ashes and the coke-like existence in the circle vigilantly and full of doubts.
Han Cheng's eyeballs still didn't shrink back. He looked at these people who were clearly dressed as primitive people, and in his heart, ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped away.
This fucking seriously violates the Basic Law of Time Traveling!
Why do other people travel through all kinds of good things, but they become like this when they come to me?
It doesn't matter if you become a vegetable-like existence, but what the hell is going on with your mother getting some primitive people out?
Let yourself experience prehistoric civilization?
At this moment, Han Cheng wanted to die.
Especially after seeing clearly the shape and attire of these primitive people, it made him extremely speechless and helpless.
The leader looked lean and powerful, with a bare upper body and a tiger skin around his waist, like a short skirt.
In his hand, he held a stick that was as thick as a baby's arm and polished smooth.
The stick was as tall as a person, and both ends were ground into spikes.
The person following behind him looked broad and fat, especially his belly, which was like a general's belly that is common in modern people, with a high bulge.
He was clearly a primitive man, but he ate such a big belly, which made Han Cheng wonder. When did the life of the primitive man become so good?
The other person walking beside him had a strangely dark face, a strong body, and a messy beard, and a string of skulls of unknown animals hung around his neck.
It may be due to the length of time they were hung up, some of these skulls are whitish, some are yellowish, with different shades of color.
Behind the two of them, there were five or six similar people with different expressions, walking carefully with sticks and stones in their hands.
This……
Are you sure you met primitive people and not senior brother, second senior brother, and junior brother Sha?
Looking at the few people who kept approaching him, while marveling, Han Cheng also wailed silently in his heart.
The three senior brothers didn't care what Han Cheng was thinking, and led the six meritorious officers from various ministries to approach Han Cheng continuously.
Looking at the wooden sticks and stones in their hands, which are ready to be swung at any time, Han Cheng, who exists like a vegetable, can only move his eyes.
Otherwise, it would be too wronged to be killed by them as a monster!
Seeing this strange thing in front of them was motionless, like a dead thing, as if there was no danger, they slowly increased their courage.
The elder brother who was walking in the front in a tiger skin skirt straightened his back, raised his stick with one hand and pointed at Han Cheng, and grinned.
"Monster! Eat my old grandson!"
Han Cheng, who has watched the 86 version of "Journey to the West", saw this familiar scene, and had automatically dubbed the voice for the big brother in his heart.
However, what greeted him was...
"#¥¥b#¥!2$#"
The eldest brother looked at Han Cheng with a serious face, and said such a series of words, which made Han Cheng startled for a while.
Han Cheng, whose eyes were staring sorely, tried his best to maintain this posture, looking at the scene in front of him that he never dreamed of.
"¥5#67*+!$#~%"
Seeing that the monster in front of him remained motionless in front of him and didn't respond in the slightest, the senior brother increased his voice and his expression became fierce.
Make a gesture to smash the stick in your hand.
In order not to let himself be beaten to death as a monster, Han Cheng used great perseverance to hold back his eyes from rolling, ignoring the elder brother's blow.
The stick was caught halfway, and it didn't really fall.
It may be confirmed that Han Cheng is just a non-threatening and lifeless thing. After two times of questioning and intimidation, the elder brother's expression obviously relaxed.
Turning around, I don't know what I said to those people behind me, and these people also let down their vigilance one by one.
Han Cheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that he had passed this dangerous hurdle.
However, the good times don't last long.
While the senior brother was holding a stick and walking to other places for inspection, the second senior brother who was potbellied sucked his nose.
Looking at the second senior brother who sniffed more and leaned closer to him, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and there was a thin stream of crystal lines flowing out from the corner of his mouth, Han Cheng's heart rose again in an instant.
He forgot, but now he was made to exude the smell of barbecue.
In this era where even the fire is not known to be used, for a primitive foodie, such as himself is indeed an irresistible temptation.
Han Cheng can understand the mood of a foodie, but he absolutely cannot tolerate being the food of a foodie.
But now I can't move anywhere except my eyeballs! I can only stand still here and become human flesh at the mercy of others!
"Snapped!"
Seeing this second senior brother who got closer to him as he sniffed, drooling, his face was almost pressed against his face, his mouth was open and his yellow teeth were showing, and he wanted to take a bite on his scorched face, Han Cheng also cared. Not much more, in order not to become food for primitive people, he was going to desperately retract his eyes and turn them around to scare away this damn foodie!
At this moment, a crisp sound came out, and the face that was about to stick to his face trembled suddenly, and then moved away from him.
"¥#%x-on:$!%"
But seeing the senior brother wearing a sexy tiger skin skirt rushing over at some point, grabbing the second senior brother's ear with one hand and pulling it back, while reprimanding something with a serious expression.
The second senior brother, who looked quite strong, was quite afraid of the senior senior brother, and did not dare to resist.
Eight or nine primitive people searched here for a while, but found nothing new. When Han Cheng's eyes were sore and tears flowed out, these people finally left.
This brought tears to the eyes of Han Cheng, who was suffering and always worried that he would become the food of primitive people.
It's just that when the second senior brother left, he gave Halazi a look full of affection, which made him want to shudder...