Chapter 423 Interpreter of Human Drama
"Goku, it's your turn to speak." Krillin saw that the scene was a little quiet, and immediately realized that everyone was waiting for Goku to speak, and hurriedly said: "Goku, say something, everyone is waiting for you to give orders now."
Sun Wukong's intelligence is only reflected in his martial arts skills. In other aspects, he is a typical rookie, especially in social aspects. He looked at the people around him with a confused face, not knowing why he had to speak?
But... Since he was asked to speak, then he said it. The male protagonist of our Dragon Ball took a breath, and then yelled at Frieza's battleship: "Hey, have you eaten! !?"
"Swing!" The warriors knelt down, and some fell directly from the air.
I am convinced, completely convinced, speaking is speaking, and it is so pure, no social master or negotiation expert can say such words, and will lose his job.
Friend, the other side is an alien, an alien! !
Can you not be so elegant and refined? We are now at war with alien colonists. You come up and ask them if they have eaten? What if they say they haven't eaten? Should we order takeout? ?
Ye Xun wiped the sweat from his forehead. It was not surprising that Sun Wukong said this, but it really stunned everyone.
"Alas, God will give great responsibilities to this person, and he must first save the embarrassment and the main event." Thinking of this, Ye Xun raised his hand and said loudly: "Since Sun Wukong is not good at dealing with the negotiation situation between the enemy and us for the time being, we need to vote to decide the leader of this subway battle. I strongly suggest that we let Doudou come?"
"No!"
"You wish!"
"Get out!!!"
Almost at the same time, the warriors roared in unison. Fuck, anyone with a butt knows that Doudou will... They will definitely ask reflexively: "Brother Ye Xun, what do you think we should do?"
"Fuck you, Master Ye, that's too much!"
"Honestly, don't you feel guilty?"
"Master Ye, you are not polite! We are all decent people, can you not play like this?"
Listening to the scolding around him, Ye Xun directly scolded back: "I'm talking about your mother's etiquette, can you also recommend someone you like? Doudou, let's go, we will play by ourselves later, not with this group of people."
Everyone looked at him with contempt, who would care whether Ye Xun played with them or not? Doudou was not the kind of little thorn who was easy to get along with, so they didn't expect him to cooperate well with everyone in the game.
But then something unexpected happened. Sun Wukong raised his hand and said seriously, "I recommend Ye Xun. I think he can definitely lead everyone out of the game."
"Ah?"
"Damn? Did I hear it right?"
"Wukong, you are self-degrading!"
"God, give Kongkong an IQ that is proportional to his combat power."
The warriors started to complain. Ye Xun didn't even know that the warriors had such a rich library of complaints. Krillin reminded in a low voice, "Wukong, this is Ye Xun, not Ye Chong. Don't mess around."
"No, I seriously recommend Ye Xun. He is very powerful. Haven't you discovered it?" Sun Wukong said seriously. The warriors had to nod their heads. It was really amazing. Doudou, the second best player in the world, only listened to Ye Xun. Sun Wukong, the first best player in the world, recommended him. Ye Chong, the third best player in the world, was his father. Do you think this guy is not amazing?
The question is, why? !
Krillin and Yamcha remained silent, and it was difficult to say anything for a while, but they had a good relationship with Ye Xun. Since they didn't support him, they didn't oppose him. However, the warriors ignored Ye Xun.
However, Tien Shinhan called everyone back with one sentence, "I said that before we choose a leader, we might as well ask the enemy in front of us if they are willing to talk to us."
It made sense, and Ye Xun asked directly: "Romeo, damn, you kid want to wait for me to invite you out?"
"Don't!" Romeo ran towards everyone happily. He thought that the great god was reliable. He took him into consideration as soon as he came and really treated him as his own. He was so moved that he almost shed tears.
Ye Xun's expression suddenly changed, pointing at him and yelling: "I heard that you betrayed and became an alien guide!"
"Fuck!" Romeo blurted out a swear word, and instantly felt a murderous aura shrouding him. He hurriedly explained: "No, it was Lord JOKER who asked me to lead the aliens here accurately at this time. This is my mission!"
"You are talking nonsense! JOKER is not here, and you have a mouth on your face. You can say whatever you want!" Ye Xun was cold and gave Romeo a middle finger.
Romeo burst into tears. He really wanted to yell at Ye Xun: "Fuck your whole family! That's right, your whole family! One-on-one! One-on-one!"
But he didn't dare. It was obvious that Ye Xun was acting, but at this moment, something more exciting came. The metal JOKER moved here instantly, attracting everyone's attention.
Romeo, Doudou and the others stared at the metal JOKER in a daze for a moment, and then they heard Ye Xun ask seriously: "Master JOKER, I strongly request that Romeo be arrested and interrogated. I suspect that he has betrayed our Earth civilization!"
While everyone was still thinking, Metal JOKER looked at Ye Xun and said: "Romeo's mission was indeed given by me. Although it is a bit over the top, you don't have to be hostile to Romeo, do you understand?"
Mr. JOKER said this, of course he understood it, but at this time Ye Xun said very ignorantly: "That's not okay, we have to be responsible for the future of the earth!"
Hey hey, you're almost done. Everyone looked at Ye Xun, full of surprise, you must be stupid.
Romeo covered himself to prevent himself from crying, not because he was afraid, but because he was moved. He was experiencing a great master performing an double act. What an honor. Ye Xun was simply an artist with both virtue and skill, and an interpreter of human drama.
Metal JOKER looked at Ye Xun and scolded directly: "You talk a lot. If you keep talking nonsense, I will take back the Ye family's agency rights."
Seeing Ye Xun's failure in pretending, the warriors were so happy that they couldn't hold back their laughter; Sun Wukong had questions all over his head, but he held back his voice; Romeo's eyes were filled with tears, but he held back his tears. It was so damn touching.
"Pfft!" Ye Xiaotao spit out a mouthful of coke, and she choked. Yu Youyou glanced at the metal JOKER, and then at Ye Xun who was asking for trouble over there, with a suspicious look in his eyes that ordinary people didn't notice.
Metal JOKER shouted to Captain Ginyu: "Brother Ginyu, let's talk, we are not enemies."
Captain Ginyu pondered for a moment, then turned on the radio and shouted: "Mr. JOKER, you led dozens of experts to surround us, aren't you unfriendly?"
"Please, I have said before that you should keep a low profile when you come to Earth. Who told you to touch the cakes of the people on Earth? Moreover, Frieza and Gula are very busy now. How about you be bold and make the decision? ?”
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