Chapter 232 JOKER's Press Conference

The news that JOKER was going to hold a press conference became the only focus in the world for a while. Everyone was paying attention to this press conference. At this time, there was no war in the world, no gangster activities, and no police work. This design has never been so peaceful. It is like a world in utopia.

The top elites in the city, office workers in towns, farmers in villages, all professions and all social classes have achieved equality at this moment. They are just helpless humans, waiting for God to come to them. As for now, JOKER is the person closest to that God.

"What will JOKER say this time?"

Xiao Ni took a sip of coffee, and she took as much as she could. She might not be able to drink coffee in hell, but Yun Yuner nodded affirmatively: "Xiao Q said that JOKER is the only one who can save the world. He trusts JOKER very much, and there will be no problem."

Xiao Ni's eyes were also surprised, and she asked curiously: "Xiao Yun, you are so strange recently. You talk about Xiao Q every three sentences. Do you really like him?"

Yun Yuner looked panicked, her pretty face flushed, and retorted: "You are talking nonsense, I just think Xiao Q was trained by JOKER, he should know JOKER best, so I asked a few more questions. So I'm not worried."

"Really..." Xiao Ni looked at Yun Yun'er and saw that the girl's ears were red. She couldn't help but chuckled, "Well, my Yun Yun, no one is competing with you for men. Besides, I envy you. The world is about to end. At least you still have a boyfriend who can give you the last warmth. I don't want to be a single dog in the end. I don't even have the chance to be with you. I will be a... girl until I die..."

Yun Yun'er was stunned. At first, she didn't understand what Xiao Ni meant. Seeing her smirk, she immediately reacted. The two girls hit each other with their pink fists. There was obviously no sense of crisis at the end of the world when they were playing and fighting.

Then JOKER appeared on the TV screen. Everyone looked at the long-lost character with expectations in their eyes.

JOKER said: "You don't need to look at the recent situation to know that the end of the world is coming soon. Many people are like ants on a hot pot, extremely anxious."

"First, politicians from various countries kept trying to contact me, and various warriors wanted to ask me about the situation through their connections, but I refused them all and didn't plan to talk too much nonsense with them. I didn't want to talk nonsense about this kind of thing. I had already made a plan and prepared for the upcoming battle, but the star in the sky was too annoying. I was panicked when I saw it, and people all over the world were desperate, so I decided to hold a press conference."

People didn't dare to say anything. JOKER said the truth. Now everyone is anxious to the point of despair, and it's really a year.

"I'm holding a press conference this time to tell everyone the details of this alien civilization invasion."

As soon as this was said, the whole world was surprised. Alien civilization invasion?

"JOKER said it was an alien invasion?"

"Hey, did I hear it right? JOKER just said this time it was an alien invasion, but isn't that planet a planet?"

Although JOKER didn't hear the questions of the crowd, he could imagine what they were thinking. Anyway, it was nothing more than those questions, so he said: "This planet was originally at the edge of the Milky Way, but it suddenly changed its own kinetic energy and flew towards the earth accurately. What do you think is going on? Scientists didn't tell you because countries have issued a gag order. At the same time, they also know that this is too weird and will cause panic if they tell it, but I don't have that taboo, so I'll just say it here. That planet is an interstellar spaceship transformed from a planet-like object the size of the moon. Their goal is to invade the earth and enslave humans."

Many people looked at JOKER and their hearts were in their throats. Their eyes were full of astonishment. Isn't this a plot that only exists in science fiction novels? But if you think about it carefully, it is indeed weird. If it really suddenly obtains the kinetic energy to change the state of motion, then the technology content of the alien civilization on this planet is not low.

"But, why is JOKER so sure?"

"That's right. It's not like the Earth hasn't been hit by a comet before. To put it bluntly, these coincidences are not uncommon every few hundred million years."

The TV screen changed, showing a bird's-eye view of the solar system, with a red line marking the orbit of the planet. JOKER explained: "You can see that the trajectory of this planet is very strange. It suddenly made a big turn far away from the sun and flew straight towards the earth. At the same time, did they notice that this planet first bypassed the sun and then accurately intercepted the earth? It feels like a precision-guided interceptor missile that fully considers the orbit of the target. What's more terrifying is that this planet is not affected by the gravity of the sun. No...it should be said that it fully utilizes the gravity of the sun and intercepts the earth with an extremely exaggerated difficulty. If I say that, you should understand, right?"

People have been stunned. Even if compulsory education is poor, JOKER has explained it to this extent with pictures and texts. Isn't it understandable?

"I believe that many people will understand what I mean by now. The reason why I am not panicking is because since the other party is going to invade the earth, it is impossible for the planet to directly collide with the earth, right? On such a scale If there is a collision, the earth will definitely be smashed into pieces. What does a shattered earth mean to this group of invaders?"

yes! Could it be that he made such a big detour and did so many troublesome things just to let his aircraft crash into this planet and then both die together and gain nothing? Isn't this short-sighted? !

"Holy crap, why didn't I think of this before? This is totally unreasonable!"

"Yes, what JOKER said is correct. What does a destroyed earth mean to those aliens?"

JOKER's explanation still continued, he said: "No matter how dark the laws of survival of the universe are, you must always take care of your own interests when doing things. The premise for launching a war of destruction should be that there are resources here that make hunters ecstatic, regardless of whether the earth has With this kind of resource, the planet will automatically deviate from its orbit in a week, and then the aliens on it will get off the station. At that time, the doomsday war will begin. "

The people on the earth immediately recovered from their joy and listened carefully to JOKER's words. Since the aliens are coming, this battle is inevitable.

"I want you to guarantee that when that planet deviates from the earth, I will directly crush it into pieces. Give the opponent a show of strength first. Otherwise, if you are on a planet the size of the moon, who knows how many alien warriors will come?"

"Therefore, I need warriors from all over the world to unite immediately. This war will be named the Battle for Earth Hegemony. It is a war in which warriors on Earth will sacrifice their lives for their homeland. Here is your chance to prove your worth!"