Chapter 36 It’s a Pity to Become a Monk when You Are so Well Developed
Chapter 36 It's a pity to become a monk when you are so well developed
It was late at night and the tavern was closed.
Dongfang Bai was about to knock on the door, but Hao Shuai stopped him and took her to the roof of the wine cellar, lifted the tiles, sucked up a jar of wine, and threw down a golden bean as money.
"How can there be good wine without beautiful scenery! Follow me."
Hao Shuai led the way and took Dongfang Bai to a dandelion field.
"Brother Dong, the moonlight is just right and the place is beautiful. Why don't we drink and chat here?" Hao Shuai sat on the ground, opened the wine seal, drank a sip of wine directly from the jar, and said to Dongfang Bai.
"Okay!" Dongfang Bai smiled, took the jar of wine handed over by Hao Shuai, and drank a sip.
"I think Brother Hao's martial arts are not weak. I wonder what you think of the good and evil in the world?" Dongfang Bai asked.
"What is good? What is evil?"
Hao Shuai did not answer the Dongfang girl's words, but asked back.
"For me, it doesn't matter whether it's righteous or not, or whether it's evil or not! What I like is righteous, and what I don't like is evil. As long as you don't provoke me and don't hinder my goal, everything has nothing to do with me."
"Oh, then what is your goal, Brother Hao?" Dongfang Bai asked curiously.
"Hehe! My goal is to become the best man in the world!" Hao Shuai stared at Dongfang Bai.
"The best man in the world? Brother Hao, do you know that the most recognized best man in the world today is Dongfang Bubai of the Sun and Moon Sect? Brother Hao, are you sure you can defeat her?" Dongfang Bai was a little embarrassed by Hao Shuai's stare, glared at Hao Shuai, turned his head and said.
"Whether I can beat her or not is another matter, but sooner or later I will make her kneel in front of me and sing "Conquer". "Hao Shuai said solemnly.
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Time passed slowly as the two chatted, and soon, only half of the jar of wine was left.
"The bright moon is in the sky, such a beautiful scenery, it would be great if someone could dance with a sword! It's a pity that I don't know swordsmanship!" Hao Shuai said drunkenly.
"Dancing with swords and drinking wine, I didn't expect Brother Hao to have such a refined taste, let me do it!" Dongfang Bai said.
Dongfang Bai pulled out a ribbon and began to dance under the moon.
Looking at Dongfang Bai's figure, Hao Shuai said unconsciously: "Dancing with swords under the moon, drinking my immortal wine!" After saying that, he drank the remaining wine in the wine jar in one gulp.
Then he stood up and came to Dong Bofang, smiling and said: "I don't know why, I feel that I am getting more and more in tune with you, Brother Dong." Before he finished speaking, Hao Shuai, who was suddenly drunk, staggered and almost fell.
"Hey, Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Dong Bofang stepped forward to support Hao Shuai and asked anxiously.
"It's okay, I just drank too much. I just feel a little dizzy. By the way, Brother Dong, why are your pectoralis major muscles so developed?" After Hao Shuai finished speaking, his claws were already on Dongfang Bai's chest and he pinched it.
"Ah~~"
"Bang"
The sound of a punch was unusually crisp in the silent field. With a bang, Dongfang Bai's reflexive punch hit Hao Shuai's eye socket and knocked him out.
At this time, Dongfang Bai just punched reflexively without using internal force, and Hao Shuai's golden bell and iron cloth shirt were not injured.
Dongfang Bai was angry and ashamed at this time, so he turned around and left. After walking a few steps, he saw no sound behind him, and turned his head again, and found Hao Shuai lying on the ground quietly.
"Hao Shuai, is he dead?" Dongfang Bai snorted angrily.
After a while, seeing that Hao Shuai still didn't get up, she was a little panicked. Just as she was about to go forward to help Hao Shuai up, she suddenly heard a "Huhu. Hu." sound. She lowered her head and saw that it was the sound of Hao Shuai snoring in his sleep.
Dongfang Bai looked at the sleeping Hao Shuai and wanted to punch him again. Finally, after thinking about it, she still couldn't do it, so she turned around and left directly.
Poor Hao Shuai was left to sleep in the wild like this.
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The next day, Hao Shuai was awakened by the heat of the sun.
He got up, looked around, and found that it was the dandelion field from last night. He felt a little swollen and painful in his eye sockets, so he took out a mirror to look at it.
The whole eye socket was swollen and red!
Damn!
Dongfang Bai was really good at it! It seems that it is not easy to take advantage of it!
It turned out that Hao Shuai did it on purpose last night, and pretended to sleep afterwards, maybe because he was afraid of being beaten on the spot!
Hao Shuai tidied his clothes, moved the blood and qi on his face, and eliminated the bruises and swelling, and then returned to the village last night. The village chief told Hao Shuai that Yi Lin had left early in the morning because she couldn't wait for Hao Shuai.
Hao Shuai washed up a little, left the village and flew towards Hengyang City.
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Hengyang is located in the south of Nanyue Hengshan Mountain. Since ancient times, three water outlets have locked the Yangtze River. Because the south of the mountain and the north of the water are "yang", it got this name. Because "the northern geese fly south and stop here to rest their wings", it is called "Wild Goose City" with beautiful scenery.
It was already late when we arrived outside Hengyang City.
When we entered the city, we saw that the huge Hengyang City was bustling with people. In addition to ordinary residents, there were many people holding various weapons.
Hao Shuai understood that this was because of Liu Zhengfeng's resignation meeting.
After strolling for a while, he looked up and saw that the sun was at its head. It was obviously noon, and he felt hungry.
It happened that Hao Shuai was next to the famous Huiyan Tower in Hengyang City at this time, so he walked in directly. The waiter led Hao Shuai to the table on the second floor, wiped it quickly, and asked respectfully.
"Sir, what would you like to eat?"
"Give me all your signature dishes, and no wine." Hao Shuai threw a golden bean to the waiter and ordered.
"Okay! Please wait a moment, sir! The dishes will be here soon!" The waiter received the golden bean, and his smile became more flattering.
Rich uncles are really fast in serving dishes. Hao Shuai hadn't even had two cups of tea when they started serving dishes.
As soon as the dishes were served, Hao Shuai ate and drank like a starving ghost.
When Hao Shuai was halfway through his meal, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from downstairs.
Hao Shuai looked down, wow!
It was an acquaintance again!
And there were two of them!
Yi Lin was caught by Tian Boguang again.
"Tian Boguang, how are you going to die this time?" Hao Shuai shouted directly at Tian Boguang.
"It's you!" Tian Boguang heard the voice and saw that it was Hao Shuai. He immediately pulled Yi Lin and ran out with Qinggong.
Hao Shuai was not in a hurry to see him run away. He ate a few bites of dishes and drank a sip of tea slowly, then walked out of Huiyan Tower and chased Tian Boguang.
It can be said that Tian Boguang is worthy of being called Wan Yi Duxing. Qinggong is really amazing. He can run faster than a horse while pulling a person. The two of them chased and fled, and slowly ran out of the city.
After chasing him out of the city for 10 miles, Tian Boguang saw that he still couldn't shake off Hao Shuai, so he knocked Yi Lin unconscious with a palm and threw Yi Lin towards Hao Shuai.
Hao Shuai hurriedly caught Yi Lin, and her warm and soft body moved Hao Shuai's heart. At the same time, he felt the softness of his hand, and it turned out that he accidentally pressed his hand on the chest.
It's really big!
What did it eat to grow up?
It should be hereditary, it seems that Dongfang Bai's is also very big.
Thinking of Dongfang Bai, Hao Shuai quickly moved his hand away.
At this time, Tian Boguang had run almost 200 meters, and Hao Shuai was too lazy to play the cat and mouse game, so he took out an MP40 submachine gun and shot at him.
"Knock knock knock..."
32 bullets were fired in one breath, and looking at Tian Boguang, he was lying in a pool of blood.
Hao Shuai found that as long as the warrior was below the innate level, the firearms were still very threatening to him. If he was above the innate level, he didn't know if it would still be effective.
Hao Shuai held Yi Lin and walked to Tian Boguang. At this time, he was still alive and struggling to say something. Hao Shuai didn't waste words and shot him directly to end his pain.
No matter how Tian Boguang whitewashed himself, it couldn't change the fact that he was a rapist. Hao Shuai had nothing to say about rapists, so he just killed them directly.
According to the routine, he touched the corpse. In his arms, there was a book "Kuangfeng Dao Fa", but there was no light skill of his. He was too lazy to deal with Tian Boguang's body. This was in the wild, and he would clean it up if there was something.
Hao Shuai saw that Yi Lin hadn't woken up yet, so he didn't wake her up, but changed from holding her to carrying her on his back.
When Yi Lin lay on Hao Shuai's back, she suddenly felt an incomparable wonderful touch. It was summer and autumn now. Yi Lin was wearing less clothes. In addition, people in ancient times didn't wear bras like modern people. That feeling, Hao Shuai could only express his respect with a slight stone.
Just like that, Hao Shuai walked back slowly with Yi Lin on his back. Don’t ask why Hao Shuai didn’t use telekinesis to fly back. You can tell that he is a straight man.