One Thousand Nine Hundred and Six. I Want to Have a Baby Next Year!

April 11th, the last game day of the regular season.

No one paid attention to today's game, mainly because what the Grizzlies did last night was too crazy! Until all the regular season games were played today, in terms of searches on Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc., Sun Ce ranked first, the Grizzlies ranked second, Curry ranked third, and the Warriors ranked fourth.

The Warriors became the most miserable background in the regular season of NBA history.

This is the first time in NBA history that a team has won at least 70 games but failed to win the regular season championship.

Not winning the regular season championship is fine, but after leading by 81 games, they lost the last game and lost the regular season championship...

However, what people discussed most was Sun Ce's performance, because the record has been fixed, and it is a fact that the Grizzlies won the regular season championship for the third time in team history, which has been discussed before, and the individual performance of the stars is the topic that can be discussed for a long time.

Sun Ce played all the games for the second time in his career, averaging 39.5 minutes per game, a new career high. The main reason is that the backup point guards are all functional players, and Sun Ce needs him to support many games this season, so his playing time has soared.

Fortunately, he reached the golden period of physical growth last summer, and his physical strength broke through the top level. In addition to the use of physical potions and star experience cards, he managed to survive.

Averaged 40 points per game, and the total score in a single season reached 3286 points, that is, on the basis of 40 points per game, there are 6 more points. Both data are ranked third in history.

Averaged 11.5 rebounds per game, a new low since the rookie season, but not bad, the highest among outside players.

Averaged 5.22 assists per game, not bad, assists have been declining year by year, mainly because Paul George is getting better and better at organizing offense.

In the last game, he got 6 blocks, and the total number of blocks this season reached 247 times, and the average number of blocks per game increased to 3.01 times, averaging 3+ blocks per game for six consecutive seasons!

The performance in steals is OK, averaging 2.2 times per game.

The hit rate is 52+39+88... With an average of 28 shots per game, a career high, the overall hit rate has not decreased but increased compared to last season! Although the three-point hit rate has slightly declined, from 40% last season to only 39% this season, Sun Ce's three-point hits have also increased this season, averaging 9.4 three-point shots per game, hitting 3.67 times, and making 301 three-pointers this season. After a year, he has returned to the 300+ three-point hit club in a single season! The only players who can make at least 300 three-pointers in a single season are Curry, and although others have begun to increase their three-point shots and there are more and more three-point masters, no one has broken their monopoly for the time being.

These are not the most terrible,

The most terrible thing is Sun Ce's turnovers and fouls this season, averaging 2.4 turnovers and 2.9 fouls per game, a career low in total turnovers and a new low in total fouls since the sophomore year!

With Sun Ce's top defensive efficiency of 5.2, there are fewer fouls than last season!

This year, the topic of MVP is too hot, and the topic of best defensive player is not so hot, but Sun Ce has always been the favorite for best defensive player. This season, there are 6 players with a defensive efficiency of at least 4.8, including Draymond Green's 4.8, Duncan's 4.9, Sun Ce's 5.2, Whiteside's 5.3, Leonard's 5.4, and Jordan's 5.8. Of course, they are players who have played at least 56 games. Some players in the Development League only play for 5 minutes a season. During this period, if the opponent does not score a point, he also gets one or two steals or blocks, rebounds... Then the defensive efficiency cannot be compared.

These six people, plus Gasol, whose defensive efficiency is 4.5 and whose team record ranks first in the East, are the favorites for the best defensive player this season.

Drummond and Jordan have high defensive efficiency, but their team's defense is poor. Basically, they are not candidates for the best defensive player, but of course they cannot be ignored. For example, Camby won the best defensive player in the 2006-07 season with a defensive efficiency of 5.1, beating Bowen, Duncan, and Marion, even though the Nuggets lost 103 points per game that year, and their overall defense was the last in the league, and their average points lost per game was the fifth most in the league.

Sun Ce is still one of the best in the league in terms of assist defense, tandem defense, and backup defense. On this basis, Sun Ce's single defense has been improved year by year, reaching a first-class or even quasi-top level, and he is very strong in defending specific types of players!

Everything Sun Ce did this season was discussed crazily by fans at the end of the regular season!

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The current focus of the entire basketball world is now at a turning point in his life...

Last night, Sun Ce and his teammates went to drink and celebrate. Such a regular season champion must be celebrated well.

After the police sent the drunk Sun Ce home, the two girls took care of him. Sun Ce was not honest in the bathroom and started to toss in the bathtub. Then a newly grown Zu Ge sneaked in...

The water in the bathtub was red, it was crazy...

But when they woke up this morning, the three parties were silent.

Sun Ce really couldn't help it last night... He did it, and Zu Ge was willing, but afterwards, he felt like a beast! But if he didn't do it last night... he would be worse than a beast.

Zu Ge is now scared. When Lily Collins helped Sun Ce to the bathroom last night, she gestured to her to follow. She didn't follow immediately, but went to drink to build up her courage before going in... Now she is sober and dares not look Lily Collins in the eye.

Lily Collins is also entangled now. Although it was her idea, she feels a little stupid now... Women seem to be stupid when facing such things. Now she can't help but have other ideas. Fortunately, no one is talking now. Lily Collins watched the things happen as she planned at the beginning, and tried to make her thoughts move towards that side.

In the end, Sun Ce couldn't help it... He was hungry. He was too tired from playing games and night battles last night, so he took the lead in opening the conversation: "Juanjuan, I didn't take safety measures last night. What if you are pregnant?"

The development of this topic made Lily Collins want to hit someone. This is so scumbag! It's like pulling up your pants and not recognizing people!

But what surprised Lily Collins was Zugoo's reaction: "Really? I want to have a baby next year!"

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Sun Ce and Lily Collins were speechless. Sun Ce had entered the sage time and knew he had spoken out of turn.

Lily Collins was still worried that Sun Ce would hurt Zugoo, but now she realized that it seemed like her husband was being taken advantage of.

Although it was Lily Collins's plan, compared to those wild flowers in the outside world, Sun Ce let Zugoo follow him when he went out to work. After all, Lily was a little sister who could be controlled.

But after really "taking control" of the situation, Lily Collins still had some problems. She took Zugoo away with her, who was full of expectations of being a mother, and left Sun Ce, who didn't know what to do, alone in the room...