One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty. How About Calling It Tiga?

Looking at his mother who favors sons over daughters, Sun Ce was also speechless... Wait, he really hopes that it is a daughter now. In this situation, it is not sure that it is a son, and his family status has seriously declined. If it is really a son, well Guys, where does family status rank? After the cats raised by Zugoose and the puppies raised by Lily Collins?

After a while, the nurse came out with a medical stroller. When she saw Sun Ce, she stepped forward and said, "Congratulations, Lord, the baby weighs 7 pounds and is very healthy... Hey, the mother needs to rest. Lord, please don't disturb her too much." Long……"

When Sun Ce saw the newborn baby, he was no longer interested. He entered the postpartum care ward next door to take care of Lily Collins, who had just given birth. He seemed to have seen his bleak family status in the future.

Seeing Sun Ce come in, Lily Collins, who had just cleaned the umbilical cord and blood stains and was moved to the next ward, was pleasantly surprised. She had gone to learn about China and knew that Chinese people attach great importance to their children. She also saw many mothers who were raped by their husbands and parents just after giving birth. Her family ignored her and she was mentally prepared, but Sun Ce actually came in right away.

"Thank you for your hard work." Sun Ce touched Lily Collins's eyebrows. At this moment, it seemed that he had a million words to say but didn't know how to say them.

Lily Collins buried her head in the arms of Sun Ce who was sitting by the bed: "Noah, why don't you look at our child more? He is the son that both your parents like..."

"You look like a little monkey, and you're still a boy. What's so good about it...ah...Lily, why are you biting me?"

"Your son is like a monkey... Wait, this is your son! I will fight you to the death!"

"I didn't mean that. Wait, you just gave birth to a baby. Calm down...help..."

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Outside the delivery room, Sun Ce's parents, Lily Collins's parents, two younger brothers, and Zu Ge all put on masks at the nurse's request and gathered around the stroller to look at Sun Ce's son. He had a Chinese face, but his eyes were wide open, and he looked like a baby. Lily Collins similar light brown eyes.

Several people who were studying whether they will be more like Sun Ce or Lily Collins when they grow up suddenly heard shouts in the ward, and then saw Sun Ce escaping, hugging his son and saying: "Don't come over, I There are hostages in hand!”

Seeing Sun Ce's retarded operation, seeing Lily Collins rushing out and gnashing her teeth as if she wanted to eat someone, there were all confused faces outside the delivery room, what are these two people doing?

"A Ce, what are you doing!" Hearing the baby crying, Sun Ce's mother reacted first and quickly snatched the child from Sun Ce's hands. The experienced mother calmed the crying baby in two or two, and then He said to Lily Collins: "Lily, please go back to bed and lie down. How can you be angry with this damn child after you just gave birth? Hurry up..."

Only then did Lily Collins think of her son. Looking at the son held in Sun Ce's mother's arms, she couldn't help but say: "He really looks a bit like a little monkey..."

"..."

Sun Ce's parents, who were wearing simultaneous translation headphones, and the other five people who could understand all had dark expressions on their faces. They knew why Lily Collins was so angry without any explanation.

Sun Ce's mother was extremely angry: "What a little monkey, your big watery eyes look so much like you, go in and lie down..."

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Finally, the world became quiet. Back in the ward, Lily Collins teased her son. Although she also felt that he was wrinkled a bit like a little monkey, but after a few more glances, it was quite pleasing to the eye. Although he was a son, he had very big eyes. He's good-looking, and the color of his pupils is exactly the same as hers.

Sun Ce was severely beaten by his mother. Seeing that his son had become more honest, his mother asked, "Have you decided what your son's name will be?"

When Sun Ce heard the word son, he felt a little sad: "I thought it was a daughter, so I can call her Sun Shangxiang. If I'm a son... let's call her Sun Wufan!"

"Sun Shangxiang? Sun Wufan? I seem to have heard these two names somewhere." Sun Ce's mother fell into deep thought.

Zu Ge came out and reminded: "Godmother, you forgot,

Last time we watched Dragon Ball together, Sun Wukong’s son was named Sun Wufan, and Sun Shangxiang was Sun Ce’s sister in Three Kingdoms. "

After saying this, Sun Ce's mother suddenly became furious again: "Ace...!"

Sun Ce quickly said: "Okay, okay, if you don't call me Sun Wufan, how about you call me Sun Quan?"

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms was mentioned. How could Sun Ce's mother not remember who Sun Quan was? She just got angry and saw Sun Ce's father coming up and patting Sun Ce on the shoulder to express his approval...

This mentally retarded father and son! Sun Ce's mother looked at the ceiling. It was because she had failed to stop him that she gave her son a name that he was constantly trying to kill...

On the other hand, the five Americans who listened to the words of Sun Ce, his mother, and Zu Ge through simultaneous translation earphones expressed their strong approval for the names of famous people in ancient Chinese history, because Americans like to name names similar to those of great people.

The minority obeyed the majority, and Sun Ce made a decision: "Then let's call him Sun Quan! Let's call him Gohan! His nickname is...little monkey? A little monkey born in the year of snake! Lily, what do you think the English name should be?"

"I can do either," Lily Collins asked, "What English name do you like?"

"Why don't you call me Diga...Hey, mom, please don't hit anyone!"

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Sun Quan, Sun Ce’s mother recognized him, and his nickname was Wuhan, and so did his nickname.

Little Monkey is a good nickname. It just so happened that Sun Ce and Lily Collins called their sons Little Monkey for the first time, which is okay.

But the English name is Tiga, and I really can’t bear it!

Who hasn’t watched Ultraman?

Finally, several Americans and British people came up with an English name, the name of a great man in ancient Britain - Arthur.

His son's English name is Arthur, and Sun Ce hid in the corner and drew circles: "Diga is so good, so powerful and handsome..."

Seeing Sun Ce who was so aggrieved, Lily Collins was speechless. After Zu Ge's explanation, she also knew who Diga was. However, giving birth to a son, if you don't use it to play, there will be no meaning!

Lily Collins also felt a little regretful that she didn't call him Diga, but her family seemed to be unable to accept this name, so she had to give up and call him Arthur.

Lily Collins said to Sun Ce in the corner: "Noah, isn't there a game against the Lakers at 8 o'clock tonight? If you don't go to the Staples Center now, you will miss the game!"

Sun Ce looked at the time, it was 6:40, and replied: "It's too late. The traffic is so bad now. It will take at least three or four hours to get there. The game is over."

"That's not right. Why didn't it take that long when you came?"

"I came here in a police car. The police in Los Angeles seem very friendly."

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