Chapter 812 Ghost Blowing Lamp 【The 6th Explosion】
"Yeah, it means that after the king of Saudi Arabia spent so much money here, we had a disagreement. Now that our disagreement is gone, let's continue." Wang Zhu nodded repeatedly.
"I think the Saudi king is such an idiot. Why did he bring so many followers? It feels so wasteful!" Shi Xiaobao was still worried about the matter of the Saudi king.
"...Brother Bao, aren't we talking about the safe?" Wang Zhu said with a sad face.
"Yeah, I just can't understand how extravagant that guy is, how many African children can't get enough to eat!" Shi Xiaobao's face was filled with righteous indignation.
"Ahem...Look at you, you're talking about Africa again." Wang Zhu said with a speechless expression.
"Well, now that I've said it, let's talk about Africa as well. It just so happens that I went to Africa not long ago to avoid disasters, so I know something about it. Unlike some poor places in China, the poverty in Africa is much more complicated. Many, in addition to the sequelae of long-term colonization and the harsh geographical environment, poverty in Africa also has a great relationship with its national character. African blacks are mostly happy with the situation, optimistic and free, and enjoy themselves in time. To give a few examples: no savings habit, No habit of temporarily suffering for long-term life planning; Even if you have no money in your pocket, you still have to rest on weekends; No matter how much money you pay, you don’t work overtime. If you give him overtime pay and let him work overtime, he will protest in %c When a child dies, or a parent dies, it’s enough to cry for a while, how can there be three years of mourning, and songs are often played at funerals and everyone gathers and dances together.”
Wen Jing paused for a moment, then continued.
"In addition, black people are really lazy. They only do their own things, and they are not good at doing things. They are very straight-minded and don't think too far. Happiness is also very simple. You can be happy for a few days after you get paid and buy a piece of clothing. Black music Passionate and unrestrained, men, women and children like to follow the rhythm of the loudspeaker. I once danced with them on the wet dance floor with a lot of taps on their heads. Life is hard. There is a common phenomenon in other branches of our father’s company in Africa, that is, after receiving their wages every month, the blacks themselves will take a day off or even a few days off until the wages are spent before returning to work. There is wine tonight, drunk tonight, the house is gone to sleep on the street..."
"It seems that our African brothers are poor, and they are also lazy." Shi Xiaobao looked depressed.
"I can't say that completely. Africa's geopolitics and long-term colonization also have a lot of factors, but laziness is definitely one of the most important reasons." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Hey, it's our Chinese nation that bears hardships and stands hard work!" Shi Xiaobao said emotionally.
"Yes, I agree with this. Except for the lazy people in a very few areas, Chinese people are famous all over the world for their hard work. In some supermarkets abroad, the supermarkets opened by Chinese people have the longest opening hours.
There are no holidays at all, so many small supermarkets abroad are owned by Chinese owners, and foreign supermarket owners often protest that Chinese people do not rest on holidays. In addition, let’s talk about working overtime. In the world, factories that can work for twelve hours are extremely rare, but in China, it is the norm. Moreover, if you don’t allow overtime work, they will be anxious with you. In Africa, people don’t You are lucky if your factory is dismantled. "
"Can we go back to the original topic?" Wang Zhu said with a sad face.
"The problem of poverty in Africa is very complicated, and laziness is only one of the important factors. I will talk about it later when I have a chance. Well, if you don't talk about it, our stupid brother will go crazy." Wen Jing touched her bald head and smiled. .
"Fat, who is afraid of whom..."
"Try saying one more sentence!" Wang Zhu rolled up his sleeves with a murderous look on his face. At this moment, he could no longer bear it.
"After the two translators opened the safe, they didn't even look at the US dollars and gold bars inside. They rummaged through it and found a sheepskin map inside. Then, they put it on the ground and started to clean up the messed up things. Safe, I quickly and quietly ran to the side door next to the fire exit. It is estimated that two translators drove away the bodyguards. There were no guards outside the door of the presidential suite. Then, I ran from the fire exit to the staff elevator. Downstairs, after going downstairs, meet Wen Jing who is driving..."
"I'm dizzy, why is the sheepskin treasure map on your body?"
"Hey, after I went downstairs, I waited for the two translators to come down. In less than five minutes, the two translators came down. When they came out, I went in. Wen Jing suddenly fell outside the hotel door and distracted them. Pay attention, and then, I lightly touched one of the translations, and the sheepskin treasure map was within reach." Shi Xiaobao said with a proud face.
"Niu! Niu! Didn't they find anything?" Wang Chu felt that it would not be that simple. You must know that since the two translators made a special trip to steal the treasure map of the Middle Eastern prince, it would definitely not be easy.
"They were very vigilant. They found out at that time and immediately turned around to chase. They seemed to be afraid of being known, so they didn't dare to shout. They just chased in a muffled voice. However, they were not familiar with the layout of the hotel. I went around to the coffee shop next to me. The toilet window slipped away."
"Wise." Wang Zhu gave a thumbs up, he knew that things must not be so easy to say, but Shi Xiaobao likes to talk about some dangerous things like a play.
"I'm just wondering why those kebab guys hacked us when we were kebabs at the barbecue stand. They can't possibly know us. It stands to reason that with their status, it's impossible for them to come into contact with this kind of treasure map. of."
"There are several possibilities."
"Hmm?" Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Chu with interest.
"First, they know the text on this treasure map. When they served you a barbecue, they saw it and knew it was very important, so they had a conflict with you; second, the prince of the Middle East has offered a huge reward Hunting you, and they already know about it because of the same belief, and you just took out the treasure map, so you are sure that you stole their things."
"Damn it, it's obvious that two translators stole it, okay?" Shi Xiaobao cursed.
"Hehe, actually, I think that even if you don't escape, the two translators will create an opportunity for you to escape, and then they will frame you up, and then kill you to silence you."
"I rely on it!"
"Xiaobao, you are miserable." Wang said stupidly.
"what's wrong?"
"Now, people from both sides are chasing and killing you. From my point of view, one thing more is worse than one thing less, and we are not short of money. Otherwise, you can secretly return this treasure map to the Middle Eastern prince..."
"Fuck, for this treasure map, we were almost hacked to death, and you want us to return it to him, dreaming!"
"..."
"Tomorrow, I will ask someone who understands Arabic, and I will find out what is written on this treasure map first." Shi Xiaobao stretched his waist.
"All right."
Wang Zhu knew Shi Xiaobao's character well, knowing that he would never spit out the meat in his mouth, so he had no choice but to give up.
The most important thing is that Wang Chu didn't pay attention to the troublesome Middle Eastern prince. At most, the soldiers came to cover him up. You know, he has strong soldiers around him now. Except for the perverted master of the Qin family, what kind of vampire werewolf and cultivator? Everything is available, all of them are super masters.
Of course, Wang Chu was also very curious about the purpose of this sheepskin map.
Everyone is full of curiosity about the unknown, and Wang Chu is no exception.
"It's late today. Let's find an Arabic expert to translate tomorrow. No matter what the result is, let's press this matter first. Everyone will follow me to Xi'an." Wang stupid stood up.
"Why go to Xi'an? That place is a good place. I heard that there are some treasures with a hoe." Shi Xiaobao's eyes lit up.
"Resurrect Qin Shihuang." Wang Zhu smiled wryly.
"Resurrect Qin Shihuang!"
Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing spoke in unison, stood up at the same time, and stared at Wang Zhu with wide eyes.
"Yes, Brother Qin wants to resurrect Qin Shihuang." Wang Zhu had a troubled expression on his face.
"Stupid brother, in fact, I also want to see inside the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and see and see, but the problem is that the Mausoleum of the First Emperor covers an extremely vast area, covering eight square kilometers. I don't know how long it will take to dig!" Shi Xiaobao exaggerated.
"A real tomb robber can go straight to the tomb." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Oh, Wen Tuhao, are you an expert or am I an expert? When it comes to tomb robbery, Master Bao dares to say, Master Bao is the second, and no one dares to be the first!" Shi Xiaobao patted his chest, with a bold face.
"Major Shi, how many tombs have you stolen?" Wen Jing sneered.
"Ah... cough cough... I haven't stolen it..." Shi Xiaobao's tall and straight body suddenly became hunched, with a dejected expression on his face.
"Then you are still brazen." Wang Zhu is best at throwing stones into trouble, so he immediately spat on Shi Xiaobao.
"Although I have never robbed tombs, I have spent a lot of time researching them. I just don't want to do such wicked things as robbing tombs." Shi Xiaobao said with a face of dissatisfaction.
"Tell me, let me see how much effort you have spent on research." Wang Zhu said with a chuckle.
"That's a long story..." Shi Xiaobao sat down slowly, as if talking at night while holding candles.
"Long story short!" Wen Jing interrupted Shi Xiaobao directly.
"you……"
"Pick up the key points!" Wang Zhu knew that Shi Xiaobao was talking too much, so he quickly helped to put pressure on him.
"Okay, okay, grandma, I'll just focus on it!"
"Say what you have to say, and fart!"
"Hmph, Captain Mojin, do you know?"
"I've heard of it." Wang Zhu and Wen Jing glanced at each other. It seemed that Shi Xiaobao really shouldn't be underestimated. He was the most senior tomb robber, Captain Mo Jin.
"It's good to have heard of it. Captain Mojin, it's amazing. It can be traced back to Cao Cao. Cao Cao was... Forget it. To make a long story short, Captain Mojin is best at finding tombs. Put the candle in the southeast corner, and then start to touch the gold. If the rooster crows and the candle goes out, the property must be put back to the original place, respectfully kowtow three times, and go back empty-handed. The rooster crows and the light goes out, you don’t touch the gold. You are only allowed to enter the tomb once. Only then can you enter again. If you meet your peers, support each other, but the one who comes first will choose the bright weapon..."
"Ghost blowing the lamp!" Wang Chu and Wen Jing said in unison.
"Ah...you have also studied this strange book?" Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Zhu and Wen Jing eagerly, as if he had seen a bosom friend.
"Brother Bao, your research is to read the book "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"?"
"Yeah, I've watched it three times. I know the beauty of the glacier, the skin of the nine-story demon tower, the corpse, the konjac, the hoof of the donkey, the dragon scales, the demon armor, the golden body, the mummy, the snow Maitreya, and the evil Luo Haicheng. I especially like the Hu in it. Bayi, it’s quite humorous, but I hate Yang a little bit, he always looks like he needs to be beaten... By the way, which chapter do you like the most? My favorite is the Nine-story Demon Tower, grandma’s, it makes me feel hairy Upside down..."
Wang Chu and Wen Jing stared blankly at Shi Xiaobao, who was eloquent.
"I'll go first." Wang stupid got up.
"Together." Wen Jing also stood up.
"Hey, I haven't finished talking...tomorrow we'll go buy some black donkey hooves, but they may be a little hard to buy. I've been in the capital for so many days, and I haven't seen a donkey yet. But, glutinous rice or something It's not a big problem, there should be some in the supermarket... Hey, hey..." Shi Xiaobao shouted with an unsatisfied expression on his face.
"Boom!"
With a loud bang, the door slammed shut.
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