Chapter 729: Wine Orangutan
"Come out!" Hearing the voice of yelling to catch the thief, Wang Zhu hurriedly motioned for the female soldier to come out.
"and many more……"
The female soldier rushed to the stove, picked up the apron that the hostess had placed on the stove, and spread it flat, picked up the food in the container and stuffed it to Wang Zhu outside the window, and then climbed on the window sill to climb out .
Tragedy happened again. It may be that the female soldier's breasts were too plump and she got stuck on the edge of the bed. At this time, the voice of yelling to catch the thief was getting closer.
"Help me!" The female soldier shouted to Wang Zhu for help.
"I dare not." Wang Zhu shrugged.
"Hurry up!" The female soldier was about to cry.
"But you asked me to help." Wang Zhu said maliciously.
"Hmm, hurry up."
At this time, the female soldier was so anxious that she didn't even notice the wretched smile on Wang Zhu's face recently, but kept urging Wang Zhu to help her out of trouble quickly.
"I'm doing it."
Wang Zhu hugged the female soldier's waist with both hands, put his palm on Fengrun, and couldn't help but squeeze it again.
"What are you doing?!" The female soldier glared at Wang Zhu with shame and anger.
"Do you want me to help?" Wang Zhu let go of his hands with an innocent face.
"Hurry up!" At this moment, the voice of yelling to catch the thief seemed to be close at hand, and the female soldier couldn't care less about holding back.
"Okay, I'm going to do it."
Wang Zhu giggled, grabbed the female soldier under the armpits with both hands, and dragged the female soldier's body out of the window with just a light drag.
"There they are!"
As soon as the female soldier's feet landed on the ground, a few children ran out from behind the mobile house and shouted loudly, and then the adults in the distance echoed.
"Run!"
The female soldier picked up the food wrapped in an apron on the ground, and ran towards the woods.
Looking at the female soldier who looks like a rabbit,
Wang Zhu thought of the word "foodie" inexplicably.
Compared with this female soldier, those so-called foodies on earth are not in the same plane at all. They risk their lives to steal food, even if they are pursued by soldiers, they will never give up the food they get.
"Bah bah bah..."
Just when Wang Zhu was thinking wildly, suddenly, dense gunshots sounded from behind. Wang Zhu was startled, and hurriedly caught up with the female soldier. The two ran wildly in the woods for half an hour. Only then did he get rid of the pursuers behind him.
"Are they still behind?" The sweaty female soldier leaned on a towering tree, breathing heavily.
"We've gotten rid of them."
"Great." The female soldier's bumpy body suddenly slumped to the ground along the tree trunk as if she had no bones.
"Hey, the food is still there." Wang Zhu saw that the female soldier was still clutching the food wrapped in the apron.
"Ah... food!"
The female soldier who had been sluggish was reminded by Wang Chuyi, and she immediately lifted her spirits, and immediately opened the apron. The food spread out in the open apron, and the aroma immediately overflowed.
"The harvest is not small!"
Wang Zhu looked at the pile of food on the apron and gave the female soldier a thumbs up.
"Come on, this piece will reward you!" The female soldier tore off a piece of meat similar to the earth's poultry and handed it to Wang Chu.
"Thank you for saving me."
"I'm willing to help." Wang Zhu took the food, glanced at the female soldier's plump breasts, and took a hard bite, feeling his mouth lingering and his taste buds fully released.
"Hmph." Seeing Wang Zhu's eyes, the female soldier immediately thought of Wang Zhu's embarrassment when he rescued her, and her face blushed inexplicably.
"It's a pity that there is no wine... Hey, you wait." Wang Zhu sniffed, glanced at the tree, and said to the female soldier, give me your water bottle.
"What are you doing?" The female soldier handed the water bottle in her waist to Wang Chu.
"Fine food must have good wine, wait a minute, I'll get some good wine to cheer you up."
Wang Zhu giggled, and using all four limbs, he climbed onto the big tree like a monkey. In a fork of a big tree, there is a deep tree hole. Inside the tree hole, there is fruit wine fermented from the fruits stored by some animals, similar to the monkey wine on the earth.
Wang Zhu mobilized his spiritual energy to blow away the residue around the fruit wine. First, he put a little fruit wine in and tasted it. The sweet fruit wine flowed into his throat, leaving a lingering fragrance and endless aftertaste.
"Good wine!"
Wang Zhu took a few sips one after another, filled a pot full, and then went down the tree.
"Can this be drunk?" The female soldier swallowed, but dared not drink.
"You can drink it, it's very sweet."
"Will you be drunk?" The female soldier glanced at Wang Chu vigilantly.
"No, no, the alcohol content of the fruit wine is very low, almost like a drink." Wang Zhu encouraged the female soldiers to drink while biting the food.
"real."
"If there is half a lie, the sky will be struck by thunder."
"I believe you."
Seeing Wang Zhu curse and swear, the female soldier seemed to believe that Wang Zhu was the oath, she nodded, raised her snow-white neck and took a sip. The female soldier naturally didn't know that Wang Chu was the master who took oaths like food.
"How does it taste?" Seeing the female soldier with her eyes slightly closed and her cheeks flushed, Wang Zhu asked.
"It's delicious, you didn't lie to me, it's sweet and a little sour." The female soldier smiled lightly.
"I said I won't lie, just drink it, and I'll go up and fill you another pot after drinking it."
"Um."
...
The two of them ate delicious food, you and I drank happily, and I didn't know how many pots they drank. They drank all the fruit wine in the tree hole before stopping.
The alcohol content of fruit wine is not high, but it is easy to get drunk without knowing it, and it has a strong stamina.
Wang Zhu was better. The female soldier was so drunk that she fell asleep on Wang Zhu's shoulder.
A gentleman does not deceive a dark room.
Although Wang Zhu is not a good person, if Lu Jiao and Su Xue were replaced, Wang Zhu would naturally not let go of such a frivolous opportunity, but he also disdains to bully a strange weak woman. Wang Zhu didn't move his body, let the female soldier lean on his shoulder, drank all the wine in the kettle by himself, and fell asleep leaning against the tree.
Wang Zhu dreamed that he was surrounded by countless beasts.
Suddenly, an extremely dangerous atmosphere filled the air, and Wang Chu opened his eyes abruptly.
When Wang Chou opened his eyes, he couldn't help being surprised, because around him and the female soldier, there were densely packed monkey-like animals, but they looked much stronger than monkeys. To be precise, they are more like orangutans on earth.
The beasts bared their teeth, staring at Wang Zhu's vicious eyes and kept looking at the holes in the tree trunk.
Apparently, it was the angry king who drank their fruit wine.
At this moment, the female soldier was still sleeping soundly on Wang Zhu's shoulder.
"Wake up, wake up! Wake up!" Wang Zhu kept shaking the female soldier.
"Don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while."
"There are beasts."
"Beast... ah..." The female soldier opened her eyes and saw the densely packed beasts around her. She let out a piercing scream in fright, and hugged Wang Zhu's body tightly with both hands, her plump body was completely attached to her body. It fell on Wang Chu.
A group of ferocious beasts seemed to be frightened by the screams of the female soldiers, and they scattered and retreated tens of meters. However, they retreated only for a short time. Immediately, densely packed ferocious beasts swarmed over again, revealing their sharp white and snow-white teeth, showing their fierce looks.
"Miss, please let me go." Although Wang Zhu enjoyed being hugged by a female soldier, it was not the time to enjoy it when the soldiers were approaching the city.
"Ah... I'm sorry." The female soldier blushed suddenly and said weakly.
"Do you know these animals?" Wang Zhu asked.
"Wine gorilla."
"Wine gorilla?" Wang stupid was taken aback.
"Yes, they are good at making wine, so we call them wine orangutans... Oops, we stole their wine to drink, and we fell asleep here stupidly..." the female soldier said with a sad face.
"I can speak animal language. Try negotiating with them and let them let us go."
"Really?" The female soldier's eyes widened in disbelief.
"wait."
Wang Clumsy patted the female soldier's shoulders, and made a muttering sound. Of course, Wang Chou doesn't know the language of beasts, he can only communicate with beasts with divine thoughts. Back then, when he was on the Sahara planet, he had communicated with the giant king beast and the giant dragon of the No. 1 star.
Wang Zhu communicated with the wine orangutan with his spiritual thoughts, but obviously, the wine orangutan's IQ cannot be compared with the giant king beast and the giant dragon, and cannot understand what Wang stupid means. Of course, Wang Zhu has Wang Zhu's method, and immediately exudes a strong murderous intent, making the wine gorilla retreat in the face of difficulties.
Wine orangutans are indeed smart animals. They knew that they were not Wang Zhu's opponent, and let out a low growl that slowly spread out. Although they were a little bit unwilling, they could only make allowances for such a strong man as Wang Zhu.
"You really understand animal language?!" The female soldier looked in amazement at the wine orangutans who were slowly disappearing.
"know a bit."
"How did you convince them?" the female soldier asked curiously.
"I said, we are barbarians, we have weapons on our bodies, even if they kill us, we will both lose in the end. Also, I said that you are the princess of the barbarians. If you die here, the barbarians will definitely take revenge. At that time, there will be tens of thousands of barbarian troops to kill all the orangutans here." Wang Chu is best at talking nonsense.
"Is that so... I'm not a princess." The female soldier blushed.
"You are now." Wang Chu smiled slightly.
"Although we have many stories about princesses, we barbarians don't have princesses." The female soldier covered her mouth with a chuckle and shook her head.
"There will be in the future."
"Stop talking nonsense with you, let's go, hey, it's getting dark." The female soldier looked up at the sky.
Only then did Wang Zhu realize that it was getting late. Suddenly, Wang Chu thought that Xiaoqian, the white-haired girl, spent a lot of energy moving the stars back then, making the environment of the different space more like the earth.
"Night is not suitable for driving in the virgin forest."
"Then what to do?"
"Why don't you just rest here for the night."
"Here...there are too many wine orangutans here. Although they are not carnivores, they have very ferocious habits..." The female soldier glanced at the surrounding trees with some fear.
"It's okay, I've made an agreement with them. Besides, with the orangutans around, we don't have to worry about other beasts harassing us."
"It makes sense."
"That's the decision. You continue to sleep, and I will stand guard for you."
"Help me stand guard?"
"You are a princess, of course there must be guards standing guard."
"Pfft...it makes me feel like a princess." The female soldier laughed.
"By the way, what's your last name?" Wang Zhu asked.
"My name is Yao, and my name is Huizi."
"Well, I'll call you Keiko."
"And you?"
"Didn't I say that my surname is Wang?"
"What about the name?"
"stupid."
"Wang... Wang stupid... If you talk nonsense again, I will kill you!" Keiko pulled out the saber on her lap and stood up abruptly.
"Cough cough cough..."
"I'll forgive you this time, and I'll warn you again, don't offend the God of Darkness." Huizi stared at Wang Zhu viciously, her face was flushed, and her plump breasts heaved sharply due to emotion.
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