Chapter 2123: Bullshit Logic
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In the Run Garden, Chen Jiu pulled the reluctant Shui Run'er, and finally came back. Facing her endless noise, he couldn't help but stare and said: "Run'er, I said you can Calm down a little?"
"You can't stop, Chen Jiu, if you don't talk anymore, you will really become a monk, leaving us mother and daughter behind, how pitiful are we?" Shui Run'er suddenly pretended to be pitiful.
"I... I am a fake monk, I can't be real!" Chen Jiu touched his bald head helplessly, and tried his best to explain: "With a wife as beautiful as you, I am so stupid, I want to become a monk?"
"Aren't you just stupid, let my mother be such a good god and refuse to enjoy it, but actually rejected her, what is going on in your head?" Shui Run'er asked extremely incomprehensible.
"Run'er, you have to listen to my explanation on this matter!" Chen Jiu couldn't help persuading him kindly in a daze.
"Okay, I need to listen to your explanation, otherwise, I will never end with you!" Shui Run'er rolled up her sleeves and decided to give Chen Jiu a chance to explain.
Opened his mouth, Chen Jiu thought, there are some real things that he can't talk about, such as the little Jiujiu in his heart, or the matter of traveling back with the water god, he can't reveal it, otherwise the water god will not You have to go crazy!
"Tell me, I'd like to hear, what reason do you have for refusing?" Shui Run'er urged again angrily.
"Run'er, let me tell you a story, so that you can understand my feelings!" Chen Jiu paused, and soon found a breakthrough and said: "Once upon a time there was a very talented sculptor Master, his greatest wish in life is to find a piece of the most perfect and precious material in the world, and then carve out a work of art that will stir the world!"
"Then did he find it?" Shui Run'er also looked over suspiciously.
"I found it. He went through a lot of hardships, exhausted all his energy and financial resources, and finally found such a perfect material, but at the last moment, the knife in his hand couldn't be carved!" Chen Chen Nine is a solemn sermon.
"Why? Why didn't he carve out his favorite artwork?" Shui Run'er couldn't understand.
"Yeah, many people asked him why, but he said, when you exhaust everything and go after something, you will be able to experience the feeling of getting it, because at this moment, you may not have any more. The urge to carve it is moving!" Chen Jiu sighed slightly.
Yes,
Chen Jiu's current mood is like this. He traveled through the past, spent a lot of time and energy, went through all kinds of hardships, and almost died, just to pretend to be Fashan and get the approval of the water god, but the moment she really recognized him, he was There is a feeling of tiredness!
Maybe it was because he felt that he couldn't bear this responsibility, coupled with many other causes and effects, so he still gave up the act of owning the water god.
"What? What kind of bullshit logic are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all?" Shui Run'er's eyes widened in an extremely incomprehensible way.
"That's the truth, Run'er, I really don't want to do that to the water god now, give me some time, okay?" Chen Jiu persuaded again silently.
"Pretentious, Chen Jiu, the way you are now, in my eyes, is almost hypocritical, don't give me those silly reasons, just give me a sweet word, do you want my mother or not!" Shui Run'er also said Can't help but get angry.
"Run'er, the distance between me and your mother is too great!" Chen Jiu sighed again: "I am like a beggar in front of her, and she is the supreme queen, even if she is willing to give Me, but do you think we can be happy?"
"Chen Jiu, don't you think you are a monk and stupid? You are saving lives now, how can there be so many reasons?" Shui Run'er stared at Chen Jiu, rolling her eyes, unable to understand, this kid You used to be so sexy, why are you able to resist even beautiful women now?
"Run'er, give me a few days, okay?" Chen Jiu said comfortingly, "Don't worry, your mother's safety is on my shoulders!"
"Stinky Monk, I think it's because you haven't eaten meat for a few days, and you don't know the benefits of women, right? My mother will let you see how powerful you are now, so that you won't be hypocritical for me here!" Shui Run'er stared boldly. He pounced on him, this dead ghost must have been spoiled by some wild monk!
"Ah, Run'er, what are you doing, uh!" Chen Jiu exclaimed, and a special love drama began to be staged again.
The monk and the beauty, although this scene seems a bit nondescript, but the love between them is very harmonious and beautiful.
"Husband, please forgive me, please forgive me!" After a while, Shui Run'er began to beg for mercy.
"Forgive you? Then do you still dare to fight with me?" Chen Jiu stared, very domineering.
"Don't dare, my husband is still so powerful, how dare he contradict you!" Shui Run'er said obediently, and finally let Chen Jiu let her go.
After both of them fell down, panting like cows, Shui Run'er breathed out and suggested: "Husband, our women's taste is good, my mother's taste must be even better!"
"You... I can't explain some things to you, please don't rush me, okay?" Chen Jiu couldn't help thinking, could it be that he was too hypocritical?
There is a bit of hypocrisy, but not all. The main reason why Chen Jiu is like this is his responsible attitude towards love, which makes him unable to tolerate his own recklessness!
There is a guarantee letter, but Chen Jiu still can't get over the threshold in his heart, because he relentlessly pretends to be anyone, and he feels that he can't take responsibility, and there are many reasons why he can't let go. of.
"Honey, it's not that I'm urging you, but that I'm worried about mother!" Shui Run'er cried out again.
"Don't worry, we will visit once a day in the future, and nothing will happen to her!" With Chen Jiu's assurance, Shui Run'er was relieved.
"Hubby, then you have to figure it out quickly!" Shui Run'er snuggled up to this man happily, feeling that it's good to have him!
"I'll try my best!" Chen Jiu nodded, looking at Shui Run'er's beautiful body, he couldn't help it anymore. After being a monk for a few days, once he started to eat meat, he really couldn't quit.
At noon of the next day, the two of them woke up leisurely from their sleep, and Shui Run'er complained resolutely: "Oh, it's already noon, hurry up and go to greet mother!"
"Okay!" Now that Chen Jiu had agreed, and at the same time he was very worried about the water god, so he nodded and hurriedly tidied up. The two of them loved each other and went out.
"Run'er, are you sending me a man?" Just after entering the water god's hall, the water god's bold and straightforward words made the two of them stupefied.