Chapter 2089 1 Joke

?Lilia is not very afraid. Her fearlessness comes from ignorance, because she can’t think of the meaning of the missile falling next to her in a moment. When she understands the fear, she won’t be so scared that her legs are so weak that she can’t even move. No more.

What does it mean when a surface-to-surface tactical missile falls next to you? Of course, the body was completely destroyed by the blast.

It was precisely because they knew what it meant when the missiles landed next to them that Gao Yang and the four of them were so frightened that their legs weakened.

Think about it, a black cylinder fell next to you after making a boast, and when you look closely, you see that it is a large, smoking missile. No one who knows anything can bear this psychological impact.

Lilia finally understood what happened. She stared at the missile blankly, and her face suddenly turned pale.

Gao Yang swallowed hard. He subconsciously wanted to move back, but his mind was lost and his legs couldn't keep up. He found that his legs were shaking like a sieve at the moment, and he couldn't exert any strength at all.

The missile's tail section was smoking. It kept smoking.

His high-pitched voice was filled with tears, and he trembled: "There's smoke coming out."

Cui Bo said in despair: "Run!"

"Can't run away."

Phoenix looked serious, she fell sideways and started crawling, and then whispered: "Crawl!"

The wizard wiped his face vigorously with his trembling hands, and then began to lean forward. Finally, he lay on the ground with his hands on the ground, slowly turned around, and said with a trembling mouth: "Farke! Farke ! What the hell..."

The wizard began to speak German, which Gao Yang couldn't understand. At this time, Cui Bo waved to Lilia, walked slowly over, grabbed Lilia's shoulders, and tugged: "Let's go, go quickly, don't you dare Stay here.”

Gao Yang took a deep breath and began to retreat slowly. The initial fright that scared his muscles and bones began to subside, and he was finally able to move.

"Wizard, Rabbit, is that a polka dot ballistic missile?"

"I don't know, I don't dare to look."

The wizard trembled: "Yes, dot U."

"Does Dot have a delayed detonation warhead?"

"I don't know. I can't remember. I guess there is? Is there?"

As they talked, their bodies gradually gained strength. A few people crawled first,

After walking for a few meters, when the huge fear began to be replaced by the desire to survive, the five people started running almost in no particular order.

He ran faster and faster, and then he ran like crazy. He didn't know how far he ran. Gao Yang was the first to stop, lay back on the ground, and gasped: "It's okay, Fake." !It’s okay!”

The wizard took a few quick breaths and took out a satellite phone. After dialing tremblingly, he quickly said intermittently: "Hey, we encountered a missile attack, Fak! We encountered a missile attack! Tactical surface-to-surface missiles! Dots! There, right near the heavy artillery company position!"

After speaking hurriedly, the wizard paused for a moment and gasped: "Of course it's okay if I can speak. How far away? Less than twenty meters! It didn't explode! The missile didn't explode! Fake, thank God !”

Throwing the phone aside, the wizard lying on his back said loudly: "Thank God! We are not dead, not dead..."

The wizard was about to cry, but in fact he was already choked with sobs.

How small is the chance of being hit by a surface-to-surface tactical missile? It is definitely higher than the chance of being hit by a meteor, but there is a limit to how big it can be, right? And a surface-to-surface missile fell next to you and didn't explode. As for the chance, it's really almost the same as the chance of being hit by a meteor, and Gao Yang and the others just met it.

Phoenix, who had always been speechless, said in a trembling voice: "Did we just witness a miracle?"

"I am determined!"

After saying this, Gao Yang gritted his teeth and said: "I'm a tough man! I can't even die. If you want to thank me, just thank me!"

After Cui Bo giggled a few times, he said loudly: "Everyone, I remembered a joke. It was said that an artillery unit was doing a live-fire exercise. When they were firing, the artillery shot went wrong, and the shell fell into the cabbage field. It happened to be... "

Gao Yang said angrily: "This joke is not funny at all! Stop telling it!"

Cui Bo closed his mouth, but the wizard said tremblingly: "It's better to finish, I want to hear it."

"Okay, the cannonball fell next to a man who was stealing cabbage in the cabbage field. The thief said, I just stole a few cabbages, why should I use a big cannon to bombard me? Haha, haha, hahaha..."

Listening to Cui Bo's dry laughter, the wizard took a long breath and said: "This joke is not bad, but what you said is not good at all."

There was silence for a while, and then there was a very loud explosion. After the explosion, Gao Yang said in a muffled voice: "Missile, it must be a missile. Do you think it is the one just now?"

"No, it's much further away."

After the wizard said something, he exhaled and said loudly: "Damn it, they actually started using tactical missiles."

Gao Yang, who felt that he had regained his soul, took a deep breath and said in a muffled voice: "Let's go, let's go quickly, Fake! How many strong winds and waves have come over, here, just here, I almost got killed A missile exploded, you can't stay in this damn place for long, leave now!"

As he was about to leave, no one moved. After another moment of silence, Cui Bo said cautiously: "If this is a delayed fuse, it should explode, right?"

"It should have exploded a long time ago. How could the delay fuse be delayed for so long? It has been almost ten minutes."

"Damn, a warhead designed to bomb runways could be delayed by two hours."

"Is this an airport? Is there an airport? Do you need a delayed fuse?"

Listening to Gao Yang and Cui Bo's argument, the wizard said quietly: "It's not the delay fuse, I think it's a malfunction."

"Fault!"

After adding something concisely and concisely, Phoenix said seriously: "We are just lucky!"

The group of people stopped talking again. After staying for a while, Cui Bo said cautiously: "If this is not a delayed fuse, and it is definitely not a chemical warhead or something, do you want to go back and take a look?"

"What are you looking at! You are looking for death!"

After scolding Cui Bo sternly, he rationally told Gao Yang that he must leave as soon as possible, but Gao Yang had the same idea as Cui Bo in his heart, which was to go back and see the missile that almost killed them.

"But having said that, if it's a faulty bomb or an unexploded bomb, it should be fine if it doesn't move? How about we really go back and take a look?"

The wizard said in a deep voice: "Go and take a look. Is there anything urgent for you?"

"No, what's the emergency? But why don't we wait?"

"Okay, wait a little longer, it's safe."

Several people fell into silence again. After a while, Gao Yang whispered: "Everyone, I have a suggestion. You can talk about it, but for the sake of image, our reactions must not be talked about. Do you agree?"