Chapter 2012?(???*) A Tragedy Caused by a Bite of Meat

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That night, a certain bad boy camped directly on the small island in the middle of Xingluo Lake with her two useless new friends.

And what they ate was, of course, the big white crane that Annie had mentioned before, made of mud, lotus leaves, and clay kilns!

Naturally, their real names are neither Great White Cranes nor Cranes. They are just a group of poor blue-winged herons inhabiting Xingluo Lake.

In fact, there are traces of them everywhere in Mond, whether it is Fruit Wine Lake or Starfall Lake, or Qingquan Town, Lookout Mountain, Eagle Flying Beach, etc., as long as there is a large area of ​​water, there will be them trail.

However, those are not important, the important thing is:

Now several of them have turned into steaming hot meat with fresh and smooth meat, which melts in the mouth, and the overflowing meaty fragrance explodes in the mouth, full of fresh fragrance of rare birds, without any extra The seasoning is also very delicious, making people want to suck every bone clean, even the Annie's brand 'Roasted Poultry with Lotus Flower Mud' that can't help drooling after seeing the statue of the Seven Heavens behind the three of them!

"What are you looking at?"

(⊙o⊙*)

"I won't even let you eat!"

(???3?)

Annie, who was sitting cross-legged on a rock, of course saw the statue and the crystal 'saliva' flowing from the corner of the statue's mouth, but she turned her head away without seeing it, and she didn't want to hold her in her arms at all. The idea of ​​giving the other party a taste of the big white crane that was baked with mud and lotus leaves.

You know, she only caught ten of them in total, and even though they looked big, after washing and stripping her little bear Tibbers, removing the head, chopping off the feet, and disemboweling them, there were less than a dozen of them left. She has a catty of meat, and then she has to share it with that gluttonous Paimeng and the stupid little sister, so she doesn't have much left, so she definitely can't, and she won't pay tribute to that drooling idol. of.

"??"

Hearing Annie's words, Paimon raised his head from the 'Roasted Poultry with Lotus Mud' in surprise, first looked at Annie, then at the idol, then lay down again, and moved He tore off a thigh and gnawed on it.

tomato

Although Paimon respected the god of wind very much,

However, between paying tribute to the god with delicious food and paying tribute to her own stomach, she still chose the latter, and she still chose the latter without hesitation or negotiation.

"ah?"

"Idol?"

Ying also looked back at the statue.

Then, of course, she also saw the embarrassment of the god staring at the three of them with a trace of crystal liquid hanging from the corner of her mouth, which made her feel a little surprised and surprised.

"this……"

"Um……"

"Annie, that's actually not drooling, don't talk nonsense!"

However, Ying quickly thought of the reason, and then joked directly, dumbfounded.

She has already seen clearly, although there is indeed a gleam of crystal, and the sight of the statue is indeed looking at them, but of course, it is not that it is really drooling, it is just because of the heavy humidity in Xingluo Lake , and then after nightfall, the dew condensed on the statue, and then slowly gathered and dripped down around its mouth, so that it looked like it was just staring at them eating and drooling.

"Whether it is or not, people won't feed it anyway!"

o('^')o

"besides!"

(*???*)

"I won't give it to you either!"

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As she spoke, Annie hurriedly emphasized her tone and added.

You know, the earth kiln she dug just now was still a little too small, and only ten of them were put into it in total, and then the three of them divided them equally, Pimon took two, sister Ying took two, and she took six. , there is really no more left, and her family's bears don't even have to eat!

(…)

(●￣?￣●)

(Tibbers said that Uncle Xiong is not interested in the meat of those beasts, but in comparison, the creature called Paimon and the female human named Ying are quite in line with its appetite, but will there be any in the future? If it has the opportunity to eat it, it will not know.)

"ha?"

"you……"

"never mind."

Seeing Little Annie's serious look, Ying shook her head, a little dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

"rest assured!"

"We're full."

"Besides, if girls eat too much of this kind of meat at night, they will gain weight!"

After licking the grease from her hands, and throwing the last thighbone of a blue-winged heron into the lake not far away, although Ying was still a little unsatisfied, she looked at the little girl's food-protecting expression. Looking at it, thinking about it, she seemed to have not helped from the beginning to the end, and she was embarrassed to ask for it again, so she had to say so bluntly.

"Paimon, are you right?"

Then, fearing that she might not be convincing enough, she smiled and asked Paimon, who was holding the second blue heron and was gnawing on it, her whole face was about to be stuffed into the belly of the blue heron. road.

"Eh?"

"Qing, are you full?"

"But……"

"If possible, Paimon wants two more!"

"This 'Lotus Mud Roasted Original Poultry' is really delicious, Paimon wants to eat it all at once!"

"real!"

Paimon, whose hands were all over his face, and even his clothes were greasy, said this, without paying attention to the winks that Qin frequently gave her.

"All right!"

"If you want to eat, just ask Annie!"

Stretching out her hand to cover her forehead, Ying didn't know what to say to Paimeng, who had no tacit understanding at all, so she waved helplessly.

"Don't ask!"

(..??_??..)

Hearing this, Annie first took a bite of what was left in her hand, and then hurriedly pulled the three 'Roasted Original Poultry with Lotus Flower Mud' behind her, and used the With an angry little look, he glared at Paimon who was looking over.

"I didn't even ask!"

?(?`^′?)?

And judging from her angry appearance, it is not difficult to guess that if a certain little thing dares to stretch out her hand, she must be severely beaten.

"ah?"

"That……"

Looking at the remaining half of the skeleton in his hand, and then at the three complete delicious ones behind him that didn't even remove the mud and lotus leaves, Paimon thought for a while, and then suddenly took out a yellow-orange one. fruit.

"Here!"

"Annie!"

"I'll exchange this fruit with you for a 'Roasted Poultry with Lotus Mud'!"

"How about it?"

After throwing the skeleton of the blue heron in his hand, which has become a pity to eat and discard, to the Xingluo Lake not far away to feed the fish, Paimon smiled anxiously and looked forward to Annie's. Come forward, and hold the fruit to propose.

"??"

(???.???)????

"What kind of fruit is this?"

Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Is it Lianwu?"

(°-°〃)

Looking at the yellow-orange lotus that looked like an underripe lotus mist, and then sniffing the strange sweet smell, Annie couldn't help frowning suspiciously.

It's not that she hasn't eaten Lianwu before. It looks tall and watery, but when it tastes like a sponge, it tastes tasteless, has little juice, and the flesh is dry, even if it is freshly picked. The taste was not good either.

Anyway, I don't know if it was a bad buy, but after eating it once, she definitely doesn't want to eat it a second time.

"wax apple?"

"what is that?"

Hearing Annie's words, Paimon couldn't help being startled, obviously not knowing what Annie was talking about.

"No, this is not Lianwu!"

"This is Sunset Fruit!"

“Delicious!”

"You probably haven't eaten, have you?"

Seeing that Annie didn't know her and her face was full of doubts, Paimon knew that there seemed to be something wrong, and then quickly added:

"Sunset fruit is a natural gift from our Tivat continent. It has plump fruits that are as beautiful and beautiful as the sunset. It tastes delicious and sweet, and it can also make people refreshed. Really!"

"Annie, you must try it!"

Holding the sunset fruit in his hand, Paimon tried his best to brag about the recommendation, and at the same time, he looked at the delicious ones behind Anne that were still wrapped in dried mud and lotus leaves with his small eyes, a little Neither implicitly revealed her true intentions.

"Sunset fruit?"

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"Is it really tasty?"

!(;?o?)o

The somewhat unbelieving Annie leaned forward again and sniffed it vigorously. Afterwards, she could not help but hesitate a bit as she indeed smelled a very strong sweet fragrance.

"real!"

"Come and have a try?"

"Pimeng just needs another 'Roasted Poultry with Lotus Mud'!"

Wanting to exchange a roasted poultry for a wild fruit that I don't know where it came from, this kind of thing must only be said by a greedy guy like Paimeng who can't take his eyes away when he sees delicious food.

If this matter happened to any of the natives of the Tivat continent, it would probably give her a ruthless head, there is no doubt about it!

"..."

(??ˇ?ˇ??)

Fortunately, however, Paimon met little Annie who liked to eat good food and had never eaten sunset berries.

At the same time, Annie didn't know for the time being that Sunset Fruit was everywhere in Tivat Continent, and the yield was still very high. As long as she had the heart, it might not be a problem to pick dozens of tons a day with her ability?

so……

"Oh well!"

ε=(′ο｀*)))

"However, one fruit cannot be exchanged for one, only one thigh!"

(??ˇεˇ??)

After thinking about it, Annie felt that it would be a good choice to rinse her mouth with a fresh and uneaten meal, so she finally compromised.

"Only one thigh?"

"no!"

"At least two thighs!

"

Blinking, Paimon thought for a while, then looked at the fruit in his hand, finally gritted his teeth and stretched out two fingers, and at the same time passed the sunset fruit in his hand to Annie.

"..."

(ー`′ー)

"make a deal!"

?(????????)????

Blinking, Annie finally complied, and swiftly tore off two hot thighs from the half-eaten roast poultry in her hands and handed them over to the other party. Then, she snatched the other party's hand The fresh fruit in it is called sunset fruit.

"!?"

"It's not right!"

"look!"

"Annie, this thigh was bitten by you!"

Looking at the two thighs in his hand, and seeing that one of them had a fresh bite mark, it was missing a large piece of meat and a piece of delicious skin. Paimon felt that he was at a disadvantage and hurriedly yelled to stop. protested.

"Is that so?"

?(⊙o⊙*)

"So……"

(??ω??)

Looking at the poultry legs in the opponent's hand, she found that she had indeed bitten the top of one. Then, looking at the sunset fruit in her hand, Annie quickly thought of an excellent solution.

Katsa!

"Yeah, tender~!"

(￣～￣) Chew!

"Gulu!"

(,,?????,,)

"ha!"

(╯▽╰) So fragrant and sweet~~

So, under Paimon's gaze, she grabbed the fruit and took a bite, showing a satisfied expression.

"look!"

☆?(o*?ω?)?

"I also took a bite of the fruit, so it should be fair, right?"

(?????)?

Annie, who licked her lips and handed the fruit in her hand to Paimon, indicating that the notch on the fruit was basically the same size as the notch on the poultry's leg, said with a smug smile.

(…)

(￢?￢.)

"!

"

"you……"

"I……"

Paimon's eyes widened in an instant, and his mouth opened wide, as if something had strangled his neck, or as if he had seen a ghost, unable to utter a complete sentence for a long time.

"..."

And Ying on the side, of course, also had a similarly dumbfounded expression.

Well, at first glance, it seems that there is nothing wrong with Little Anne's approach. There are gaps of the same size on the poultry legs and fruits, which is indeed quite fair.

But…….

Think about it carefully, but always feel that something is wrong?

But anyway, Ying hesitated for a long time, and wanted to make a judgment several times, but for a while, she didn't know where to explain it.

"wrong!"

"How is this fair?!"

"You obviously bitten this!"

Finally, Pai Meng, who had reacted, was furious.

"no!"

"It's only fair that Paimon will come back with two bites!

"

So, angry from her heart, she rushed forward directly, intending to bite off two bites of meat from the thighs of those unopened 'baked poultry with lotus mud' behind Annie. Come.

"??"

!? (?''??)?

"wrong!"

⊙﹏⊙‖∣°

"Even if you bite, you can only take one bite, why do you have to take two bites?"

?(?﹏?,)?

Seeing that the other party had snatched one and tried to take a bite out of the dirt and lotus leaves, Anne of course rushed forward and stopped the other party.

"What's wrong?"

"If you take two bites, Paimon will take two bites too. That's fair!"

Paimon didn't care about that much, after tearing off the sealing mud and lotus leaf, he didn't care about taking a bite on the hot and fragrant roasted bird's thigh.

Then, while chewing and talking, she planned to take a second bite.

"It's not right!"

?(?`^′?)?

"Anyway!"

???(＿＿*)??

"You can only take one bite!"

o(*｀ー′)o

That's right, the sunset fruit has already been exchanged for it. If Queen Anne bites her own fruit, what does it matter to the other party?

So, after thinking about it, she felt that the other party could only take one bite at most to make up for it, and there must be no reason for taking two bites. In that case, Her Lady Queen Anne would be at a disadvantage!

"Shut up!"

!(;?o?)o

But, Annie didn't want to explain so much in a hurry, so when the other party took a bite viciously and was about to take a second bite, she rushed up and flew with the other party in the sky to fight for it. Get entangled.

"you……"

"Hello!"

"Paimon!"

"Annie's right, it seems like you really only deserve one bite?"

At this time, Ying on the ground counted with her fingers, and felt that Annie's statement was correct, and Paimon really shouldn't take a second bite, because it would be unfair again.

"in spite of!"

"She took two bites, Paimon will take two bites too!"

It's a pity, how could Paimon, who was in a fit of rage and was simple-minded and didn't seem to be able to pass arithmetic and logic, care so much?

Anyway, she just gritted her teeth to compete with some nasty little girl.

"All right!"

"I don't care about you, I'll go wash first!"

The two of them had already flew into mid-air, and Ying, who could no longer fly, was definitely unable to stop her, so she drooped her shoulders, turned around and walked towards the lake.

She planned to wash off the oil on her hands and face, then rinse her mouth with cool lake water, then soak her feet, and finally she could sit on the island in the lake and find a clean place to rest.

boom!

At this time, Ying had just walked to the lake, and before she rolled up her cuffs and squatted down to wash, there was a loud bang behind her, as if something was splashing.

"!

"

"W-what?!"

Then, when she turned around for the first time, she saw in astonishment: that statue of the Seven Heavens was actually knocked down by two people in the scramble for it?

At this moment, the statue rolled down into Xingluo Lake while Ying was stunned, and only half of the pillar was still standing?

"..."

"..."

(*ˉ?ˉ*;)

Immediately afterwards, as a matter of course, the two people who were fighting finally stopped.

"!

"

!? (?''??)?

"It doesn't matter what other people's business is, it was Paimeng who knocked him down!"

o(′▽｀)o =3 =3 =3

Annie, who found out that she accidentally got into trouble, of course separated the relationship immediately, and then flew back to the campfire and picked up her cub and the unfinished food, and then flew towards the lake in a puff of smoke. Prepare to be the first to flee the scene.

"ah!"

"I……"

"I did not do it on purpose!"

"not me!

"

After a long time, looking at the collapsed idol, and seeing that a certain sad little girl had flown to the shore of Xingluo Lake in the distance and was running towards the mountains to the west, Paimon finally got excited and hurriedly declared himself It has nothing to do with the matter, and at the same time, he did not forget to fly after the opponent directly.

"this……"

"you……"

Looking at the collapsed statue and the two perpetrators who fled, Ying couldn't recover for a long time.

"etc!"

"Hello!"

"You can't leave me behind!"

"Hello!

"

Plop!

Then, looking around, looking at the conspicuous bonfire, and thinking about some disturbances that may be caused by the collapse of the idol, Ying took a breath of cold air, then yelled in a hurry, and jumped into the lake immediately, He chased after the two perpetrators who were running fast in the distance.

Although she doesn't know who broke it for the time being, all she knows is that she must never stay here at the scene of the discovery, otherwise, if someone accidentally touches her, she will really be justified. I don't know.

"Annie!"

"Paimon!"

"Wait for me..."

"Hello......"

croak!

croak! croak!

It's a pity that even though Ying's throat was broken, the two instigators didn't respond to her, only the frogs in Xingluo Lake were startled by her and jumped into the lake one by one screaming.

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