I Have a Good Idea

Xia Tian looked at Shu Jing strangely: "Jingjing, did you kill anyone?"

Shu Jing was stunned for a moment, then retorted a little unhappily: "You are the one who killed someone!"

Xia Tian shook his head seriously: "Jingjing, I didn't kill anyone today!"

Shu Jing was speechless for a while. Why did this person's words sound so weird? What did he mean he didn't kill anyone today? Did he kill someone before?

Shu Jing naturally didn't know that Xia Tian had really killed people before, and not just one. However, after saying these words to Xia Tian, ​​Shu Jing, who was originally in a very depressed mood, was suddenly diverted by Xia Tian, ​​and her mood unconsciously improved a lot.

"Hey, if you like a girl and she doesn't like you, what will you do?" Shu Jing asked.

"How could someone not like me?" Xia Tian looked confused, "All the girls I like must like me."

Shu Jing was speechless. What a narcissist!

After a while, Shu Jing finally asked again: "What would you do if I don't want to be your wife?"

"You are already my wife." Xia Tian replied seriously.

"I..." Shu Jing wanted to say that she wasn't, but she didn't say it in the end. "I'm saying hypothetically. Suppose I don't want to, you won't commit suicide, right?"

"Jingjing, my dear, are you out of your mind?" Xia Tian looked at Shu Jing in confusion. "How could I possibly commit suicide? Those who commit suicide are cowards, but I'm not a coward. And, if you really don't want to, I'll spank you and take you home as my wife. It's that simple!"

Shu Jing almost collapsed. It was really impossible to communicate with this guy.

"Jingjing, my dear, why are you sitting here? There are not many people on the playground and there's nothing to see." Xia Tian asked a little puzzled.

"Is it not okay for me to like watching it?" Shu Jing was a little dissatisfied.

"Jingjing, do you like watching them like that?" Xia Tian pointed to the distance and said, "There's nothing to see. If you like, we can do the same as them!"

Shu Jing looked in the direction of Xia Tian's finger. Although she couldn't see clearly, she still saw that it was a couple hugging each other and kissing each other!

"Jingjing, my dear, do you want to try it? It's very fun." Xia Tian continued to seduce Shu Jing.

"If you want to have fun, go play with someone else!" Shu Jing said unhappily, "I'm not in the mood!"

"Jingjing, my dear wife, are you in a bad mood?" Xia Tian couldn't help but ask.

"Nonsense!" Shu Jing glared at Xia Tian. Couldn't he see such an obvious thing?

"Jingjing, I know you were in a bad mood before, but after you saw me, your mood should have improved!" Xia Tian seemed a little confused, "Why are you still in a bad mood?"

"I killed someone, how can I feel good?" Shu Jing was a little annoyed. This narcissist really thought he was so charming!

However, Shu Jing really had to admit that her mood was not as bad as before. However, she didn't think it was because she saw Xia Tian's mood improved, but because she was mad at this guy. Perhaps this is what is called fighting poison with poison.

"But didn't you say you didn't kill anyone?" Xia Tian was very surprised.

"Do you have to kill someone to kill him?" Shu Jing was a little overwhelmed. This guy's logic was really problematic!

"Jingjing, my wife, if someone dies and you didn't kill that person, then it has nothing to do with you!" Xia Tian answered seriously.

After a short pause, Xia Tian asked curiously, "Hey, Jingjing, who died?"

"His name is Chen Jian, a freshman in our school, you haven't seen him." Shu Jing's voice dropped again. "He has been pursuing me for half a month. I rejected him every time, but he still didn't give up. Then today, I was in the basketball hall, and he showed his love in public again. I rejected him. Then, his friends on the basketball team laughed at him. I didn't think it was a big deal at first, but not long after, he jumped from the roof of the dormitory building and died on the spot."

"Oh, it's a good thing he died, otherwise I would beat him up for daring to chase my wife." Xia Tian said a little dissatisfied.

Shu Jing was a little annoyed for a moment: "The person is dead, why are you still saying such things?"

"If they're dead, they're dead. There's no sympathy for people who commit suicide. Even if they don't commit suicide today, they will commit suicide in the future." Xia Tian didn't care. "I despise people who commit suicide the most. They're all cowards!"

"It's fine if you say this here, but don't say it in front of the person's parents, otherwise they will fight you to the death." Shu Jing said unhappily. To be honest, she looked down on people who committed suicide, but they were already dead, and these days people believed that death was the greatest thing, and usually people wouldn't say anything to the dead.

"I'll say what I want to say. Whoever fights with me will be killed." Xia Tian looked nonchalant.

Shu Jing did not refute Xia Tian's words. A trace of confusion appeared on her face again: "Now everyone in the school is saying that I killed Chen Jian. Chen Jian's parents also came to the school to make trouble and came to the dormitory to look for me. I just hid here."

"Jingjing, my dear, if you want to avoid those people, I have a good idea!" Xia Tian said with a smile.

Shu Jing turned and looked at Xia Tian: "What's the solution?"

Xia Tian laughed and said, "Jingjing, let's go get a room. This way no one can find you."

"Just remember to get a room!" Shu Jing wanted to kick Xia Tian to death. Couldn't this pervert be so perverted? He just remembered to take her to get a room all day long!

Xia Tian had an innocent expression on his face: "Jingjing, I think this is a great idea. Let's go get a room and do something we like, and let those people slowly come to you!"

"I wouldn't even want to get a room with you!" Shu Jing said unhappily.

"Jingjing, my wife, you can only check into a hotel with your husband. I am your husband, so you can only check into a hotel with me." Xia Tian said seriously.

"Can't I just go get a room by myself?" Shu Jing glared at Xia Tian. Needless to say, she really wanted to find a hotel to stay in and avoid the limelight. After all, she couldn't hide in this playground forever!

"No!" Xia Tian said seriously, "This is not safe enough, Jingjing, I'd better go with you!"

"I'm not going!" Shu Jing said angrily, "I plan to sit here all night!"

"Jingjing, my dear, it's quite cold at night. You will catch a cold." Xia Tian said seriously.

"If you're afraid of catching a cold, just go back. I'll be alone here!" Shu Jing said unhappily. She was thinking that as soon as Xia Tian left, she would go find a hotel and get a room.