Turn This Thing Into a Woman

"No help." Xia Tian didn't even ask what it was about, and just replied lazily.

Zhao Xiaozhuo was immediately depressed: "Damn it, we are relatives after all, can't I ask you to do me a favor?"

"Of course not." Xia Tian replied calmly, "If you ask me to help, I will help you. Wouldn't that make me lose face?"

Weird thoughts unconsciously arose in everyone's mind. Zhao Xiaozhuo was already arrogant enough as he beat Han Zikang half to death in public, but Xia Tian was even more arrogant than Zhao Xiaozhuo and did not give Zhao Xiaozhuo any face at all.

"Then I'll ask you to help me, is that okay?" Zhao Xiaozhuo was a little helpless.

"No." Xia Tian replied again.

"Damn, I've already treated you, what else do you want?" Zhao Xiaozhuo became even more depressed.

Xia Tian thought about it, and then said: "Since you look so pitiful, I will give you a chance. If you call me brother-in-law, I will help you."

"When have I ever been pitiful!" Zhao Xiaozhuo was a little angry, "Can I call you brother-in-law?"

"No!" Xia Tian refused.

Zhao Xiaozhuo thought about it for thirty seconds, and finally shouted helplessly: "Okay, brother-in-law, come and help me!"

"That's more like it." Xia Tian nodded in satisfaction, and appeared in front of Zhao Xiaozhuo in a flash. "Tell me, what can I do for you? Do you want to bring this idiot back to life? In fact, I don't think there's anything to save. Just let him die!"

"Of course not, this guy is not dead yet. I know when to hit people, he is only half dead at most." Zhao Xiaozhuo shook his head. "Besides, it doesn't matter if this idiot dies. However, this guy actually came to my cousin's wedding to mess up, making it difficult for me to be the best man. It would be too easy for him to die like this!"

"Then what do you want me to help you with?" Xia Tian was a little puzzled.

"Do you really have a way to turn a man into a woman?" Zhao Xiaozhuo asked. Xia Tian had threatened to make him have sex change several times, so naturally he was thinking about this matter.

"Of course there is a way. Do you want to try it?" Xia Tian asked back.

"No, of course not!" Zhao Xiaozhuo was shocked. "Don't try it on me, I'm still a virgin!"

"If you are a virgin, then she is still a virgin!" Xia Tian looked at Zhao Xiaozhuo with contempt and pointed at the bridesmaid not far away.

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaozhuo was stunned, "You you you..."

"What do you mean by you? Do you think I don't know that you were fooling around with her last night?" Xia Tian pouted, "You want to lie to me? No way!"

"Damn, how do you even know this?" Zhao Xiaozhuo was stunned, while the bridesmaid not far away blushed.

"Because I know everything." Xia Tian said shamelessly.

"Well, okay, you're awesome. You better help me turn this guy into a woman first." Zhao Xiaozhuo said, pointing at Han Zikang on the ground.

Xia Tian was a little puzzled: "Why do you want to turn him into a woman? You are not interested in him, are you?"

"Damn, even if you are my brother-in-law, you can't slander me like this, right?" Zhao Xiaozhuo was a little angry, "My sexual orientation is normal!"

After a pause, Zhao Xiaozhuo added, "This idiot came to disrupt the wedding and even spoke foul language to my future cousin's wife. I want to turn him into a woman, and then use him to create a Guinness record."

"What is the Guinness record?" Xia Tian asked back.

Zhao Xiaozhuo was stunned for a while before he said, "Anyway, I want to turn this guy into the most popular woman in the world. After he becomes a woman, I will let him receive customers for free. No, I will pay a hundred yuan to anyone who sleeps with him once!"

"That's a good idea!" Xia Tian praised him, then took out a silver needle and quickly pierced Han Zikang's body with dozens of needles. Finally, he said to Zhao Xiaozhuo, "It's OK. After about a month, this guy will become almost like a real woman."

"Okay, then I'll go and lock this guy up for a month." Zhao Xiaozhuo picked up Han Zikang, "I'm leaving first!"

Zhao Xiaozhuo left as soon as he said he would, and even stopped being the best man. He carried Han Zikang and ran out of the wedding hall quickly.

The hall was still quiet, no one said anything, as if nothing had happened.

However, although many people want to pretend that the incident never happened, what happened did happen. Although many people think that Han Zikang came to cause trouble on purpose, what he said may not be taken seriously. And although Han Zikang has been taken away by Zhao Xiaozhuo, if Han Zikang just wanted to ruin the wedding, he still succeeded.

Because the wedding ceremony was about to end, it did not continue. The banquet started very quickly and the dishes were served one after another, but the newlyweds did not come out to toast. Many people already knew that the wedding was ruined, and the Zhang family obviously could not accept this humiliation.

Xia Tian didn't care about this. He was actually very happy that the food was finally served, especially at their table. There were only him and An Keke sitting at the table. An Keke, who had been starving for a long time, still ate slowly. Xia Tian, ​​who was not that hungry, still ate voraciously as usual. In the end, although there were ten people sitting at each of the other tables, almost no one actually finished the food. Xia Tian and An Keke almost finished all the food for ten people.

The bustling wedding hall soon became a little deserted. Realizing that something was not right, most of the guests left early. Instead, Xia Tian and An Keke were the last couple left.

"Why don't we go too?" An Keke, who was already a little full, saw that the wedding hall was already empty, so she couldn't help but pull Xia Tian and suggested softly.

"Okay." Xia Tian nodded, "Let's go tell Meimei's wife."

Xia Tian pulled An Keke up and was about to look for Song Yumei, but found that Song Yumei suddenly walked in in a hurry.

"Meimei, my dear wife, I was just about to go look for you!" Xia Tian hurriedly went up to her.

"You haven't left yet. I've been looking for you. Come with me quickly. Sister Jun is in a bad condition!" Song Yumei looked anxious. As soon as she saw Xia Tian, ​​she hurriedly pulled him outside.

Song Yumei pulled Xia Tian into the elevator, which finally stopped at the 18th floor. After getting out of the elevator, they hurried to one of the rooms. Xia Tian saw Gu Jun, who was still wearing her wedding dress, lying on the bed. She looked pale and unconscious, while Zhang Shaohui was standing beside her with a very anxious look on his face.

"Dr. Xia, you're here!" Zhang Shaohui stood up hurriedly when he saw Xia Tian. "Gu Jun seems to have drunk a lot of wine..."

Xia Tian walked to the bedside, felt Gu Jun's pulse, and nodded: "He drank a lot. He almost got your son drunk to death."