My Last Name Is neither Gong nor Min.
Summer is indeed boring. How can he not be bored if his two wives don’t come to accompany him?
Although Xia Tian was telling the truth, Miao Yong was shocked. I believe any policeman would feel shocked when hearing this reason. Nowadays, everyone tries to stay away from the police, but this guy actually took the initiative to cause trouble for the police just because he was bored. It was really unbelievable.
"Okay, you're bored, right?" Miao Yong also took out a pair of handcuffs, "I'll take you to the criminal police team and have a good chat with you!"
"Although I'm bored, I don't want to chat with you." Xia Tian said lazily.
"Aren't you bored? Why don't you want to chat again?" Miao Yong said unhappily.
"You're not a beauty, what should I talk to you about? Do you think I'm sick like you and like to chat with men?" Xia Tian looked at Miao Yong with contempt.
"Fuck, you said I'm sick?" Miao Yong wanted to vomit blood. He still thought this guy had a problem with his brain.
Taking a step forward, Miao Yong took the handcuffs and tried to handcuff Xia Tian: "Don't want to talk now? But it's not up to you!"
"Click!" The handcuffs were put on successfully, but Miao Yong immediately felt something was wrong. He looked down and was stunned. Damn, why did he handcuff himself?
Xia Tian shook his head and looked at Miao Yong with contempt: "I told you that you are sick. Look, you are just like him, a masochist who likes to handcuff yourself."
"Brother Yong, there's something strange about this kid!" The policeman who was handcuffed before couldn't help but say.
The last policeman also realized that something was wrong, and he reached for his waist with his right hand, ready to draw his gun. But at this moment, he suddenly felt a huge force surging from his side. Pushed by this force, he involuntarily flew to one side quickly, and then crashed heavily into the police car.
boom!
With a loud bang, the police car shook a few times, and the poor policeman was naturally knocked unconscious.
"You, what did you do?" Miao Yong's face changed this time. As a criminal policeman, he naturally had sharper reasoning ability than ordinary people. At this time, even if he was a fool, he understood that what happened to them was related to the guy in front of him.
"I don't seem to have done anything!" Xia Tian looked very innocent.
“Let us go!” Miao Yong shouted angrily, “We are from the Criminal Police Team of the County Public Security Bureau. My name is Miao Yong!”
"Oh, from the criminal police team. My name is Xia Tian, the Xia of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the best day in the world." Xia Tian said with a smile, "Hey, if you tell me what you are doing at Sun Yunbing's house, maybe I will be kind enough to help you open the handcuffs."
"We are investigating a case. Sun Xinxin is the suspect. We are going to take Sun Xinxin back to the criminal police team for investigation. Now that I have made it clear, you should help us open the handcuffs, right?" Miao Yong said angrily.
"Oh, you guys are here to cause trouble for my wife!" Xia Tian said to himself.
"Sun Xinxin is your wife?" Miao Yong's face changed slightly.
"That's right." Xia Tian nodded.
"So, you are deliberately looking for trouble with me?" Miao Yong also began to understand a little bit. It seemed that this guy was not here because he was bored, but was here to cause trouble on purpose.
"Have I ever caused you any trouble?" Xia Tian looked innocent. "Forget it. I still need to go for a walk. Where are the keys to your handcuffs? I'll help you open them."
"Are you willing to help us open the handcuffs?" Miao Yong was a little skeptical for a moment. Why did this guy suddenly become so kind?
"I'm happy to help." Xia Tian said seriously.
Miao Yong had the urge to vomit blood. Was he willing to help others? However, they were not yet in the village, and no one had passed by for such a long time. Apart from Xia Tian, they really couldn't find anyone to help.
"Then please do me a favor." When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Miao Yong could only humbly say, "My key is in my trouser pocket."
Xia Tian found the key easily and inserted it into the handcuffs, but the handcuffs did not open.
"What kind of key is that? It broke all of a sudden." Xia Tian complained, then ran to another policeman, found the key, and continued to open the handcuffs. Then, within a moment, he continued to complain, "The key is too bad. It broke again!"
After clapping his hands, Xia Tian threw the broken key away and said, "It's not that I don't want to help you, it's that your key is broken. I'm leaving now and going back to be with my wife!"
Xia Tian said to himself as he walked: "The more you help, the more trouble you cause."
Miao Yong suddenly understood: "Fuck, you did this on purpose, didn't you?"
"I cured another idiot. I am worthy of being the world's number one doctor!" Xia Tian continued to walk slowly, and continued to talk to himself, "Hey, I really don't understand why someone is so stupid that he thinks I will help him catch my wife?"
Hearing this, Miao Yong felt like ramming his head against the car. Damn, this bastard is so fucking infuriating!
"Boy, just wait for me!" Miao Yong shouted angrily. He remembered the name Xia Tian!
However, Xia Tian had already walked away and didn't respond to his words at all.
"Brother Yong, call the captain for help immediately." another policeman reminded.
Although Miao Yong was very reluctant, he had no other choice but to ask for help in the current situation. Fortunately, although his hands were handcuffed, he could still find his cell phone. After a while, he finally dialed Yu Jin's number.
When Xia Tian walked back to the Sun family leisurely, Sun Xinxin was looking for him.
"Xia Tian, where have you been? It's time for dinner." Sun Xinxin said hurriedly when she saw Xia Tian.
"I walked around for a while and met a few policemen. They said they were here to arrest you." Xia Tian said with a smile.
"Ah?" Sun Xinxin was stunned. "Then where are they?"
"When they saw me, they handcuffed themselves." Xia Tian laughed, "This is the advantage of being too handsome. They feel inferior when they see me."
Sun Xinxin was speechless. She didn't believe that the policemen handcuffed themselves.
"Don't worry about it, let's eat first." Mu Han walked over.
"That's right, it's important to eat first." Xia Tian agreed.
Sun Xinxin was somewhat accustomed to Xia Tian's messing around, so she was not too worried at the moment. Anyway, no matter what happened, Xia Tian would solve it. Besides, there was no point in her worrying as she could not help much.
The dinner was not sumptuous. Apart from an old hen that was stewed temporarily, there were only some home-cooked dishes from the countryside. At the table, Tian Su'e kept persuading Xia Tian to eat the vegetables. She was quite satisfied with this son-in-law. Not only did he rescue her husband, but he also helped them escape from the kidnapping quickly. How could she not be satisfied with such a capable son-in-law?
And when Xia Tian finished half of an old hen by himself, Tian Su'e was even more satisfied. Being able to eat is a good thing. In her opinion, a man's good appetite means good health. If Xia Tian is in good health, he can take better care of her daughter.
Just after the meal, everyone heard a burst of sirens coming from afar. In less than a moment, several police cars drove directly to the road outside Sun's house. The doors were quickly opened, and more than a dozen fully armed policemen got out. Leading the way was none other than Yu Jin, captain of the criminal police team, and following behind Yu Jin was Miao Yong, who had just been fooled by Xia Tian.
Xia Tian had just walked out of the room. As the saying goes, enemies get jealous when they meet. When Miao Yong saw Xia Tian, not only his eyes turned red, but his face and neck were also red. He raised his hand and pointed at Xia Tian: "Captain, it's that guy. He claims to be Sun Xinxin's husband, and his name is Xia Tian!"
Yu Jin frowned slightly. He had already known about Miao Yong's previous experience, but he still had some doubts. Was this guy named Xia Tian really that powerful? If he really had such incredible abilities, then could the incident at the quarry be his masterpiece?
However, when he looked at Xia Tian, he found that he was just an ordinary-looking boy and there didn't seem to be anything special about him.
"Is it really him?" Yu Jin looked a little unbelievable.
"Hey, Miao Yong, why are you here again?" Xia Tian had already greeted Miao Yong, and looked a little unhappy. "I said I don't like chatting with men, why did you bring so many men here?"
"Boy, don't be so complacent, you'll be in trouble soon!" Miao Yong looked at Xia Tian with gritted teeth. He really hated Xia Tian this time. You know, his handcuffs were cut with pliers. So many people in the team saw his miserable appearance, and it would be a joke if it got out.
After hearing the conversation between the two, Yu Jin was finally sure that this seemingly ordinary guy was Xia Tian, who had caused Miao Yong and the other two policemen in his team to suffer a great loss.
"Xia Tian, I'm Yu Jin from the Criminal Police Brigade of the County Public Security Bureau. This is my ID. You are suspected of a murder case. Now we are taking you back for investigation. Please cooperate!" Yu Jin took out his ID, ready to use courtesy before force.
"Why should I cooperate with you? Do I know you well?" Xia Tian said unhappily. There was only one police officer he was willing to cooperate with, and that was his wife, the policewoman. He would not cooperate with other police officers.
"It is the citizens' duty to cooperate with the public security organs in the investigation. It has nothing to do with whether we are familiar with each other or not." Yu Jin said calmly.
"Oh, I'm not a citizen, so I don't have that obligation." Xia Tian said casually.
The police looked at each other in bewilderment. This guy's answer was so powerful. After so many years as a police officer, they had never met anyone who would come up with such a reason to refuse a police investigation.
Yu Jin was very upset: "Why are you not a citizen?"
"My last name is not Gong, and my name is not Min, so of course I am not a citizen." Xia Tian argued, "My last name is Xia, the Xia of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and my given name is Tian, the number one sky in the world. You should go find the citizen, don't look for me."
After these words were spoken, the whole place fell silent, but Mu Han couldn't help but sigh, when it comes to the ability to make trouble, this gangster is really the best in the world!