I'm Going to Get You Drunk

Lu Wen also opened her mouth wide, she really didn't expect that her senior brother would use such a trick. She thought she should at least say a few words first, but he directly knocked the other person unconscious. Isn't this too much?

Yi Xiaoyin was not surprised by this. This was Xia Tian's style. When he was in a good mood, he might talk to others more, but when he was in a bad mood, he would just take action.

And now, he doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

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Everyone else in the bar was in a daze, only Lan Mingcheng's four bodyguards reacted immediately. The two female bodyguards hurried to help Lan Mingcheng up, while the two male bodyguards rushed towards Xia Tian.

The red wine was still there, and Xia Tian hadn't gone to pick it up yet. Lu Wen didn't go either this time, and the two bodyguards had already rushed to Xia Tian.

So Xia Tian kicked out with two feet, and the two bodyguards flew backwards immediately.

That would have been fine, but when they fell, they happened to hit the two female bodyguards.

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Well, all four bodyguards fainted.

"Senior Brother, do you want me to pick up the wine?" Lu Wen asked weakly at this time.

"No, it was soiled by a few idiots. I can't give such a dirty thing to my wife Yi Yi to drink." Xia Tian said lazily, and then looked at the waiter who gave him the red wine before, "Give me another bottle of that red wine."

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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. There is only one bottle of that wine. However, we have cheaper ones for 28,000 yuan a bottle, or more expensive ones for 68,000 yuan." The waitress was actually quite pretty, but she looked a little confused now. She regretted saying the last part of this sentence. If this person came here to drink the wine, she might be in big trouble.

"Of course my wife Yi Yi wants to drink something better. Is there anything more expensive than 68,000?" Xia Tian said casually.

"Yes, but it's not red wine. We have a bottle of whiskey with a total value of 880,000." The waiter hesitated for a moment and finally said it.

Although she thought that this person might be here to drink free wine, theoretically speaking, she was a waitress and was only responsible for selling wine, not collecting money. If she couldn't collect the money, it was not strictly speaking her responsibility.

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What's more, this man is with the medical fairy Yi Xiaoyin, and seems to be Yi Xiaoyin's man. Even if he doesn't give money, Yi Xiaoyin will not refuse to give it, right?

"Is this the only price for your most expensive item?" Xia Tian was a little dissatisfied, and as soon as he said this, people around him couldn't help but start talking.

"Fuck, 880,000 is just a small amount of money? Isn't this too pretentious?"

"Yeah, I don't think he'll buy it at all, he's just talking..."

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"According to the routine, he will probably look like he dislikes the wine and use that as an excuse not to buy it. Then, he might buy a bottle of beer..."

"I think so too..."

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While these people were discussing this, Xia Tian spoke again: "Forget it, just make do with it and bring over the bottle worth 880,000 yuan."

"Here, sir, do you really want to buy it?" The waitress asked while looking at Yi Xiaoyin. She felt that Yi Xiaoyin was more reliable. If Yi Xiaoyin nodded, then there should be no problem.

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"You don't like drinking, so why did you buy such expensive wine?" Yi Xiaoyin looked at Xia Tian and asked unhappily.

"Yiyi, of course I bought it for you to drink." Xia Tian laughed, "Well, I want to get you drunk."

"Boring!" Yi Xiaoyin glared at Xia Tian, ​​then looked at the waiter, "It's okay, go get it."

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After a pause, Yi Xiaoyin added: "We will pay."

"Okay, thank you Miss Medical Fairy." The waitress was finally relieved, and there was a little more excitement in her tone. After all, she could get a lot of commission for selling such an expensive bottle of wine.

"Also give me a box of beer, the kind with bottles." Xia Tian said again.

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"Okay, sir, please wait a moment." This time the waiter did not doubt and immediately turned and left.

"Ms. Medical Immortal, may I ask, who is this person..." A voice came from the side. It was the bar's security captain who came over, looked at the unconscious people on the ground, and then looked at Yi Xiaoyin. The security captain felt very troubled at the moment, because this matter was really difficult to handle.

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If Yi Xiaoyin was not here, he might have taken action directly, but now, this troublemaker was obviously related to Yi Xiaoyin, so he had to be cautious.

"I suggest you send them to the hospital." Yi Xiaoyin did not answer the security captain's question, but gave what she thought was the best advice.

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"Well, well, thank you very much, Miss Medical Fairy." The security captain thought about it, and finally turned around and left. On the one hand, he asked someone to send those people to the hospital, and on the other hand, he also started to call his boss to report.

"Fuck, is that the end of it?"

"No way, that guy seems to be very good at fighting..."

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"Besides, she is also having an affair with the Medical Immortal."

"Yeah, damn, the Medical Fairy is so good-looking, that guy is so lucky..."

"What kind of medical immortal is this? I think he is just like those celebrities. As long as you have money, you can get on the stage..."

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"Stop talking nonsense, the Medical Fairy has plenty of money. But speaking of it, she really looks like a fairy. I want to sleep with her...ah!"

"What's wrong... Ugh!"

"Fuck, who threw the bottle randomly...ah..."

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Screams and groans of pain could be heard from time to time, causing everyone to turn their heads to look, and then everyone saw wine bottles flying in the air.

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Well, strictly speaking, those were not just wine bottles, they were bottles of beer, and this time, the beer hit the men's heads and broke directly.

People fell one by one, and everyone immediately found the culprit, who was none other than Xia Tian, ​​who had just knocked several people unconscious.

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"A bunch of idiots, do you think I won't hear you saying bad things about my wife?" A lazy voice sounded, "You can say bad things about me, but you are not allowed to say bad things about my wife."

"Fuck, this guy is a lunatic... Ugh!" Someone cursed in a low voice, and then a bottle of beer was smashed on his head.

This person was a little sad and angry: "Didn't you say I could say bad things about you?"

"You can say it." Xia Tian said lazily, "I didn't say I won't beat you up."

As he spoke, another bottle of beer was thrown out and hit the man on the head again.

Well!

The man fell down.

"Um, sir, this, this is the bottle of whiskey..." The waiter who had just brought the wine was almost crazy. The box of beer was thrown away, but fortunately the whiskey was still there.

If the whiskey was thrown at someone, she would probably go crazy.

"Oh, okay." Xia Tian laughed, took the whiskey, opened it, poured a glass, and handed it to Yi Xiaoyin, "Come on, Yi Yi wife, drink more."

"Brother, I have never drunk such expensive wine. Can you give me a little bit?" Lu Wen was eager to try.

"Okay." Xia Tian poured a little bit for Lu Wen. Well, it was really just a little bit.

"Um, please tell me..." A voice came from the side.

"Hey, why are you still here?" Xia Tian was a little surprised. "You look so ugly, shouldn't you take the initiative to disappear as soon as possible?"

The person who just spoke was none other than Jin Shuai, who had taken the initiative to come over and wanted to sit with Xia Tian. At this moment, the big star Jin Shuai felt a little aggrieved. First, he found that his fame was actually not as good as that of Yi Xiaoyin, a doctor, and then he found that everyone was completely ignoring his existence.

What made him feel even more aggrieved was that he was repeatedly told that he was ugly.

Logically speaking, isn't he just hairless? Hairless doesn't mean he's ugly!

"No, um, didn't this little sister say before that she wanted an autograph? I, I just want to ask, do you still need my autograph?" Jin Shuai finally found a reason for himself.

"Yes, of course." Lu Wen immediately became excited again, "Wait a minute, I'll go find a pen."

"No, I have a pen here." Jin Shuai said quickly. He always carried it with him. Then, he took out a business card, quickly signed his name on it, and handed it to Lu Wen. "Thank you for your support."

"Wow, that's great, there's an autograph and a phone number." Lu Wen was very happy, "Thank you, Brother Jin Shuai, you're so handsome!"

Hearing this, Jin Shuai felt that he was healed and his mood improved a lot: "Well, if you have anything in the future, such as concert tickets, you can call me."

"Yiyi, do you think this guy has any intentions towards Junior Sister Wenwen?" Xia Tian looked at Yi Xiaoyin with a serious look on his face. "Although he is ugly, Junior Sister Wenwen is not that good-looking either, and she thinks he is handsome. This seems like it could easily cause problems."

"Will you die if you don't talk nonsense?" Yi Xiaoyin glared at Xia Tian and said unhappily.

Then, Yi Xiaoyin turned to look at Jin Shuai: "Mr. Jin, thank you for signing for Lv Wen. That's how he speaks. Please don't mind it."

"It doesn't matter. In fact, it's my honor to meet Miss Medical Fairy." Jin Shuai said quickly.

After a pause, Jin Shuai said, "Well, I won't bother you any more. I have something else to do, so I'll go home first."

Originally, Jin Shuai came here to relax, but Xia Tian made him really depressed and embarrassed. Now, he thinks it would be better to leave.

Actually, Jin Shuai really wanted to get to know Yi Xiaoyin, but he didn't really have any intentions towards Yi Xiaoyin. He just thought it would be beneficial to know a miracle doctor. However, he already understood that this matter was very dangerous now, and he would be beaten if he was not careful. It would be better to give up. After all, he was not sick now, and it would be too unprofitable to make himself sick just to get to know a doctor.

"Now, no one can leave." A cold voice came at this time, "I heard that someone hurt my brother?"

As these words were spoken, a man in his thirties walked in, followed by two people, a man and a woman.

"Yi Yi, my dear, those two people seem interesting." Xia Tian grinned at Yi Xiaoyin.