Chapter 559 Crowdfunding Becomes God

"Then did any memorable things happen between you two?" Zhang Yanhang heard that Li Zerui was a very cheerful and lively character before, but now he looks like a perverted murderer who stays at home all year round and relies on his clever mind to commit crimes intensively. Kuang, not only has a gloomy face, but also a lot of bloodshot eyes.

"Yes, and there are many more, and even to be exact, every day I was with her was unforgettable. I remember the first time I met her she was going to kiss me immediately, and then I kept going through the process. Accidentally knocked off her dental calculus, a little smelly, a little yellow and a little hard."

Li Zerui didn't really want to bring up these sad past events, but considering that Zhang Yanhang was sitting opposite him, he was worried that if Zhang Yanhang was upset, what would he do if he didn't perform surgery on himself? Wasn't the pain he suffered before was in vain? Therefore, Li Zerui finally told the little stories that happened between him and her.

"Dental calculus is all gone? Your technique is good. You are indeed a second-level awakened person with the ability of [Slick Tongue]." Zhang Yanhang felt that with this technique, Li Zerui went out to open a clinic for people to remove dental calculus. The small stall is definitely a huge profit.

Li Zerui didn't pay attention to Zhang Yanhang's words, but continued to tell his own story, "It was the first time we met, and she seemed to be surprised by the dental calculus, but soon became indifferent, so she again Asked me to kiss her, and this time, I accidentally knocked off her dentures."

"Wait, dentures? Do dentures also have dental calculus?" Zhang Yanhang felt that this matter seemed to involve his own blind spot of knowledge all at once.

"In fact, she doesn't have false teeth all over her mouth, she still has a few real teeth, and the dental calculus before is on one of the real teeth." Li Zerui didn't know that the other party was full of false teeth, otherwise he would definitely Not so 'all out'.

"So that's how it is." Zhang Yanhang had always thought that the rich woman next to Li Zerui should be in her 30s or 40s, at most 40 or 50 years old, but now judging from the fact that the other party is full of false teeth, her age is suddenly different. It's confirmed, it's possible from sixty to one hundred.

"It's still the first time we met. She still insisted on kissing me after she took off her dentures. I cooperated with her with the attitude of 'doing my best with money', but I accidentally dropped one of them. The loose real teeth are chattering."

Perhaps because of this accident, Li Zerui remembered the first meeting with the rich woman very clearly.

"And then?" Even Zhenya accidentally babbled, and Zhang Yanhang felt that if these "accidental" accidents still happened in the future, it might turn into a horror movie, such as accidentally The tonsils were blown off, or the gums were accidentally blown off...

Li Zerui shook his head,

"Then there is no more... She went to the hospital to see her teeth."

"That's good, otherwise it would be a bit scary to develop it later, for example, if you accidentally let your tongue fall off."

Zhang Yanhang feels that the various parts in the human mouth may not be as difficult to talk about as Li Zerui. After all, he is a second-level awakener with the ability of [Slick Tongue], or an awakener at the stage of 'extraordinary and refined'.

After hearing Zhang Yanhang's words, Li Zerui couldn't help but fell into memories again, "Tongue...that was the third time I met her, she had already had implants in her mouth, and she started asking me to kiss her again , As a result, I accidentally licked off her old tongue coating this time, it was a little smelly, a little yellow and a little sticky."

"Good guy, dental calculus and age-old tongue coating, this rich woman next to you is really a treasure old baby..." Zhang Yanhang thought that Li Zerui had babbled the rich woman's tongue when he heard it at first, and then The treasures of heaven and earth were obtained by killing people and buying goods, but I didn't expect that it was just to remove the tongue coating.

The previous calculus removal may only serve a small number of people, but if tongue coating is added, Zhang Yanhang feels that the user group will become many times larger at once. Gotta earn five figures.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore, let's start the treatment directly, you can find a bed to lie on, or lie on a table, as long as you don't mind the hard floor, it's up to you."

Zhang Yanhang felt that if he listened further down, it would be easy to hear some scary content, so he decided not to waste time and start the operation directly.

Li Zerui obediently found a lower bunk bed and lay down, then looked at Zhang Yanhang with puzzled eyes, "Don't you need to take off your pants?"

"No need." Zhang Yanhang is doing alchemy, and it's not a serious operation. Let alone through the pants, it's okay to be separated from the wall. Naturally, there is no need to take off the pants when the human body is refined.

"Okay." Li Zerui nodded, then closed his eyes and waited for treatment.

"By the way, let me ask you something. Do you need me to provide you with a change key? It's free." Seeing that Li Zerui brought three treasures from heaven and earth, Zhang Yanhang can upgrade related services for Li Zerui for free.

After hearing what Zhang Yanhang said, Li Zerui became a little entangled, and began to think about this question seriously, but after struggling in his heart for a long time, he seemed to suddenly think of something and finally gave his answer firmly, "No, I still want to Be a man."

"Okay." Since Li Zerui didn't want to change his body, that Zhang Yanhang didn't bother to talk anymore, and directly activated the alchemy circle, and began to sit on a chair beside him and practice human body alchemy at a distance of half a meter.

Because the whole process was rather boring, Zhang Yanhang put his phone on the table and wanted to check Douyin by the way, but as soon as he opened it, he was immediately pushed a new video of Zhao Yalan.

After her editing, most of the useless parts of the whole video were deleted, but the essential parts like Zhao Yalan pinning him and slapping him hard were all kept, and then there was nothing left to dig up the rocks under her feet That part is still standing out of thin air.

Afterwards, Zhang Yanhang suddenly "released the body" and fixed Zhao Yalan in the opposite direction. A large number of dialogues in this paragraph were deleted, and only a few sentences remained. Zhao Yalan asked who he was at the beginning, and then Zhang Yanhang directly said that he was a passing Jedi Knight and teleported away without chatting a few words.

After watching it, Zhang Yanhang felt that the overall effect was really good. No wonder he got so many likes. Zhang Yanhang remembered that Zhao Yalan seemed to say that this video might reach 500,000 likes in the morning, but now it has more than 500,000 likes. Instead, she got 600,000 likes directly, and she didn't know how many powers of faith she could get from it.

After watching this video, Zhang Yanhang looked at the number of Zhao Yalan's fans, and found that it seemed to have risen from the original 400,000 to 550,000. Although Zhao Yalan's own efforts were part of this, it was more due to posted this video.

"It was only released in the morning, and it's only 5:00 in the afternoon, and it has 600,000 likes. I feel that it should be able to rise a lot in the evening, and it is possible to reach 700,000 to 800,000 in the end. It will definitely make Zhao Yalan's strength soar. Bo. Sigh, I really want the ability to crowdfund and become a god by posting short videos."

Zhang Yanhang was lamenting the gap between people here, but the short video kept playing in a loop, and Li Zerui next to him finally noticed something was wrong.

Li Zerui couldn't help but opened his eyes and condemned Zhang Yanhang, "Can you be a little professional, shouldn't you concentrate on treatment? Why are you suddenly uploading short videos?"

"It's not a big problem. Based on my understanding of the human body, it's definitely impossible for something to go wrong. You can just continue to lie down with peace of mind. Now the treatment process has passed one-third of the time, and it will be completely cured in about ten minutes." Already. Biological immobilization!"

In order to prevent Li Zerui from disturbing his regeneration due to his disturbance, Zhang Yanhang raised his hand and pointed, and a golden light shot into Li Zerui's body. Moreover, this time it was a complete body immobilization technique.

Different from the talking version of the previous Zhao Yalan who was intentionally weakened by Zhang Yanhang, the serious human hold subject can't do anything, not even blink, let alone vibrate vocal cords.

But seeing that Li Zerui's chest suddenly stopped expanding, Zhang Yanhang suddenly felt that he should let go of some restrictions. Otherwise, if he couldn't even breathe, wouldn't he be suffocated to death?

Although the second-order awakened person's tolerance for this aspect must be many times stronger than that of ordinary people, there is still a risk of being suffocated to death. Therefore, Zhang Yanhang finally let go of some restrictions on breathing, but speaking Still not working.

After thinking that being unable to breathe would also cause death, Zhang Yanhang suddenly felt that the six-ring spell of biological hold technique might really be an attack spell. After all, once the complete biological hold technique hits, it seems that it can further prohibit blood. Such flow, but also can inhibit the beating of the heart.

"If it wasn't for the immobilization of creatures that is useless against undead creatures and puppet creatures, or it might really become my seventh ray skill."

Zhang Yanhang is mainly because he hasn't used the biological hold technique much before, so he doesn't know much about the details, but after he really understands it, he can only say that the six-ring spell is worthy of the six-ring spell, even if it is just a control spell, it still has Not weak attack ability.

In the following time, Li Zerui couldn't say anything because he was immobilized by the biological hold technique, so Zhang Yanhang began to use TikTok happily. Of course, there will definitely be no problems with regeneration, and the mere TikTok won't affect him. Perform alchemy.

After all, if vibrato can affect it, then how dare he fuse thermobaric bombs while chatting with Zhao Yalan before? After all, he is also a second-order peak awakener with an intelligence as high as 50 points. This level of distraction is a problem nothing.

After spending fifteen minutes, Zhang Yanhang successfully healed Li Zerui's injury, so that Li Zerui no longer needed to hang a catheter bag on his leg.

After the treatment was completed, Zhang Yanhang immediately released Li Zerui's Human Body Immobilization Technique, and drove Li Zerui away directly, because this guy seemed to want to take off his pants on the spot and do some eye-catching operations. Zhang Yanhang asked him to go home and check for himself. If there is a problem, come to him again.

But because Zhang Yanhang had confidence in his alchemy, he reckoned that Li Zerui would definitely not be able to find any problems, so the matter of Li Zerui was completely resolved here.

"I took this job before I was promoted to Tier 2, but I didn't expect to solve this problem after I was promoted to Tier 2 and became the peak of Tier 2 and even started preparing to be promoted to Tier 3."

But although it seems that it has been a long time, in fact, it has only been half a month. Considering the time when Li Zerui obtained the treasure of heaven and earth, he was actually two or three days after the other party had just obtained the treasure of heaven and earth. It took only a short time to help the other party heal the injury. Logically speaking, it really can't be regarded as slow.

"Although I still don't know why Li Zerui gave me three Tiancaidibao, but since the other party rejected my free upgrade service, I can earn the extra Tiancaidibao with peace of mind."

When Zhang Yanhang was thinking about eating the three treasures of heaven, materials and earth in the refrigerator, he suddenly thought of a new possibility. Could it be that the effect of these three treasures of heaven, materials and earth was very poor, and they were only as good as Are the two ordinary treasures of heaven, material and earth equal or are they not as good as two ordinary treasures of heaven, materials and earth, so only three are given?

"Although I feel that this possibility is unexpectedly high, Li Zerui should not engage in such a thing, right?"

In fact, Zhang Yanhang still believes in Li Zerui, but he believes that it does not prevent him from making up his mind. If the effects of these three natural treasures are similar to those of two ordinary natural treasures, then he will not do anything redundant. If the two are still short, then he has to beat up Li Zerui and ask Li Zerui to give him a new Tiancaidibao.

Presumably, after the injury is cured, the range of wealthy women that Li Zerui, who is a second-level awakened person and also has the ability of [Slick Tongue], will definitely increase greatly.

Looking at the three Tiancaidibao in front of him that determined Li Zerui's future fate, Zhang Yanhang first picked up a pear-shaped Tiancaidibao and ate it. To his surprise, this pear-shaped Tiancaidibao In terms of taste, Dibao is unexpectedly similar to normal big white pears.

However, compared to the erratic taste and taste of Tiancaidibao most of the time, Zhang Yanhang is more concerned about the specific effect of this pear-shaped Tiancaidibao.

Therefore, after briefly feeling the warm current in his body, the experienced Zhang Yanhang immediately came to the conclusion that this was actually a very normal natural treasure, which probably helped him increase his upper limit of physical strength by about 5%. Yu ate a Sky Demon Red Crystal Grass.

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