Chapter 626 Happy Battlefield 2
Talking and laughing, scratching my hair, I walked onto the stage in a daze.
The clown stood in the center of the stage and waved to him: "Come on, sir, please stand next to me."
Talk and laugh and walk over obediently.
The clown said, "Now, hit me."
Talking and laughing: "...Huh?"
"Please hit me!" The clown raised a big smile and took the initiative to come closer. "Come on, stretch out your fist and hit me! This is a special situation. Even if you attack the inspector, you will not be punished!"
Tanxiao raised his fist hesitantly.
The clown in front of me was too short. He looked around while talking and laughing, not knowing where to start.
The clown urged: "Hit me! Hit me! ~ Anywhere!"
"Since you said that..." Tan Xiao narrowed his eyes seriously, "Then I will... ah!"
He punched the clown on the head!
The clown's head was instantly blown away!
Tan Xiao was startled: "Damn! I didn't use much strength!"
Everyone in the audience stood up in shock.
I saw a long spring attached to the bottom of the clown's head. After flying seven or eight meters away, his body was also brought down! The chubby body rolled on the stage, giving the impression of a ball, and the flat head bounced on the ground as the spring expanded and contracted!
It was not a ball after all. After rolling two or three times, it finally stopped. The clown fell to the ground and became motionless.
Just when everyone was surprised and confused, a huge luminous number 10 appeared above the clown's body——
Then, 10 becomes 9.
Then comes 8.
The countdown is usually 7, 6, 5, 4...
Until it becomes 0!
Ding!
The score in the stereoscopic projection of talking and laughing became 1 point!
The clown immediately got up and retracted its spring neck. It laughed: "How is it? How is it? Isn't it particularly intuitive and clear?"
It swung its body twice like a tumbler, stabilized its center of gravity, and continued to speak passionately: "As long as you knock down your opponent and don't get up within 10 seconds, you will win the round! 1 point will be awarded!"
Everyone was speechless.
...Only 1 point.
Tanxiao asked curiously: "You get 1 point for defeating one person. Doesn't that mean you have to defeat 30 people to earn enough passing points?!"
What is the concept of winning 30 games in a row?
Just physical exertion can kill someone!
The clown smiled and said: "Yes, yes, one point is awarded for winning one person, but one point is not necessarily deducted for losing one person.
If a player with 0 points loses, no points will be deducted.
Players with less than 10 points will be deducted 1 point.
Players with less than 20 points will be deducted 5 points.
Players with less than 30 points will be deducted 10 points.
Players with less than 50 points will be deducted 20 points! "
The higher the score, the higher the points deduction if you lose, and the greater the risk.
The people in the audience were stunned and speechless. Such an oppressive fight is as cruel as a gladiatorial arena!
If they never get a passing grade, are they going to keep fighting here? Never be able to leave? !
"There is no time limit for the entire audience. We will fight until everyone is happy!" The clown waved his short arms vigorously towards the players in the audience. "What's wrong, everyone? Smile! Smile happily!——
The sewer was thinking about a mathematical problem and couldn't figure out the answer after thinking for a long time. It said depressedly, 'I can't figure it out! ’ Then it blocked! "
Everyone was speechless.
This inspector really likes to make people laugh, and his method is...very, blunt.
Talking and laughing: "Hahahahahaha it's blocked!"
Everyone: "…………"
Can this guy even laugh? ? ?
The clown was extremely satisfied with Tanxiao's reaction. With a wave of his short hand, Tanxiao's score increased by 5 points to 6 points!
"Ladies and gentlemen! Please don't forget, this is a happy brawl field - happy, brawl, happy, brawl... Brawl will add points, and if you are happy, you will also gain points."
The clown narrowed his eyes and smiled as he spoke.
"The Ombudsman has special power to add points, with a minimum of 1 point and a maximum of 5 points. I believe everyone understands what to do, right?
So now...the game begins. "