Chapter 103: Two Great Talents!
Chapter 103 Two Great Talents!
Jun Xizhu was also extremely depressed about this incident!
Since arriving in this extreme northern wilderness, she also changed out of the black clothes she was tired of wearing long ago, changed into clothes, and appeared in front of the few confidantes in her favorite plain-faced attire.
Mr. Wei went out today and hasn't come back yet. Jun Xizhu was a little worried, and because he had just received news that the family that had feuded with Mr. Wei also sent people this time to hunt for level nine spirit beasts in the extreme northern wilderness.
Jun Xizhu was afraid that Mr. Wei might make a mistake, and the rest of her subordinates were obviously useless, so she had to come out to look for it herself. If something happened to Mr. Wei, she was the only one who could help the entire Dark Bamboo organization...
When she came out to search, naturally the first stop was to go to Mr. Wei's old lair. She knew that Mr. Wei came back this time with a big purpose just for this place.
Moreover, she is also very curious about Mr. Wei's secret lair that no one is allowed to set foot in...
So due to various reasons, Jun Xizhu searched all the way.
Who would have thought that just after seeing Mr. Wei's old lair, he ran into two little hooligans molesting him! This really made Jun Xizhu angry and funny.
Especially the whistle, like a reminder, one after another, the sound is endless. Jun Xizhu was angry from the bottom of his heart, and wanted to teach him a lesson. Come over to see, but it is an acquaintance, it turns out to be the son of the two big families of Zhongtian.
Jun Xizhu wanted to frighten them off with a stare, but before he walked over, these two well-known lazy bastards started boasting and flirting.
Still writing articles and poems?
Jun Xizhu looked at the two of them darkly: "Luo Kedi, can you write articles? Ji Mo, can you write poems?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo trembled for an instant, and Luo Kedi wiped his sweat. In such a cold weather, his head was actually steaming, and he was embarrassed: "Jun...jun, that gentleman...so it is Sovereign seat, ha ha, woo, woo, king seat, forgive me, cough, cough, we too... Hey, just kidding... Really just open... open... open that open... open open..."
Under Jun Xizhu's increasingly cold gaze, Luo Kedi wiped his sweat, and the more he spoke, the more powerless he became, and finally he couldn't continue.
"Your seat calm down... Hehehe, Sovereign seat rests the thunder, temporarily calms the anger... This, this..." Ji Mo rolled his eyes desperately: "Hey... You must know that everyone has a love for beauty... …this……"
"What about this and that!" Jun Xizhu was furious in an instant,
Evil was born on the side of the gall, one flew over, lifted Luo Kedi up, punched Luo Ershao's stomach with a puff, then kicked to the ground, stepped on the mouth with one foot, his pretty face was full of tears Sha: "Have you seen Mr. Wei?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo looked at each other, and they immediately felt relieved: "I see, I see."
"where?"
"It's right here...he hasn't come out yet, we'll wait for him here." The two rushed to answer. This woman is terrible...
"Inside?" Jun Xizhu heaved a sigh of relief. As long as nothing happened, when I turned around and saw these two guys, I was instantly furious.
Since Mr. Wei is fine, Jun Xizhu is not in a hurry, and simply waits here for him to come out. By the way, punish these two guys who molested women.
He kicked Luo Kedi with a slap, and the second young master Luo screamed like a pig: "Luo Kedi! Write me an article! Hurry up! Don't you know how to write? You can't do it if you are a sister-in-law." Substitute, you are capable, you..."
Luo Kedi's face was as bitter as yellow lotus: "The king's seat, the king's seat... this, this..."
"Write quickly!" Jun Xizhu said angrily, "If I don't see a complete article today, someone else will write an article for you, Second Young Master Luo. Besides, it's a sacrificial article!"
Luo Kedi was crying bitterly in his heart, a foot was stepped on his chest, it was as if the whole mountain was pressed up, he couldn't even move his fingers, he rolled his eyes helplessly, and cried out for help: "Third brother... …help me write an…”
Ji Mo was turning around slowly, ready to run away, but Luo Kedi stopped him on the spot with a word, raised his foot, and just stuck in the air...
This bastard... I'm about to escape, aren't you holding me back...
"Well, I almost forgot! Ji Mo, can you compose poems?" Jun Xizhu squinted at Ji Mo: "You are limited to three steps to compose a poem! If you can't do it, I will ask Luo Kedi to give it to you." You write sacrificial rites!"
Ji Mo jumped up with a scream, and cried loudly: "Luo Kedi...you bastard, I was killed by you..."
Luo Kedi was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes up and down...
"Ji Mo, you come first!" Jun Xizhu was so angry that he crushed Luo Kedi's mouth again with his toes, and Luo Kedi trembled for an instant, and shouted: "Third brother... ...You write poetry, write poetry...Little brother, I...I can't stand it..."
Ji Mo spread his hands, and was about to cry sadly: "If I knew how to compose poetry...won't I do it sooner?"
"Write more quickly!" Jun Xizhu's complexion changed, and the coldness in his eyes became more intense: "Molesting me? Are you so easy to moleste?"
Ji Mo began to cry: "We really didn't know it was you..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Jun Xizhu burst out murderously.
"I compose poetry... I compose..." Ji Mo stood still, frowning, scratching his head, "The sky...heavy snow...was fluttering...
Unknowingly took a step, and recited the second sentence: "...June Dashan turned white..."
"Pfft..." Luo Kedi heard these two sentences, his body trembled, and his face was flushed. It was rare for him to be able to laugh while being stepped on like this.
"Are you still laughing?" Jun Xizhu looked at him in surprise, "Second Young Master Luo...you are really brave, you are not afraid of death..."
Luo Kedi suddenly rolled his eyes: I can't help it... This is also called poetry...
At this time, Ji Erye finally stumbled and read the third sentence: "It's freezing in the cold to write poetry..." He scratched his head and thought for a long time before saying: "It's not bad..."
A bouncing: "Wow ha ha ha... it's done..."
"It's snowing heavily in the sky, and the mountains are turning white in June; it's freezing in the cold and you want to write poetry, but the result isn't bad?" Jun Xizhu twisted her slender eyebrows: "What kind of nonsense is this... "
"You only said that you want to compose a poem, but you didn't say what standards you want..." Ji Mo argued hard, holding his neck. If you can't argue, if Jun Xizhu insists on making yourself another one... then it will really kill you up. This one is already the most rhyming song I have made since I was born...
"Forget it!" Jun Xizhu waved his hand: "Go away! If I see you molesting a woman again, let your Ji family prepare for the funeral."
Ji Mo nodded and bowed his waist: "Yes, yes; but now I have a famous woman, and Aobo is very good... I won't do it anymore, the key is that Luo Kedi is a hooligan..."
The mouse ran away with its head in its arms. Exactly: Anxious like a bereaved dog, busy like a fish slipping through the net...
"Ji Mo! You pig!" Luo Kedi lay down on the ground and yelled, beating the ground with his hands in grief and indignation.
"It's your turn." Jun Xizhu looked at Luo Kedi, and said in a cold voice, "Let me see your literary talents."
Luo Kedi was distressed and wanted to die: "Junzuo... why don't you beat me up..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" A cold light flashed, and a long sword brushed against Luo Kedi's crotch, and pierced through his clothes with a puff and plunged into the snow under his body. The blade of the sword wobbled, emitting a cold light.
cold!
Luo Kedi trembled all over, his fine hairs exploded, feeling the sword and the part of the body shake and touch, hún flew into the sky, and suddenly felt that the front and back were in a hurry, the front was about to burst out, and the back was about to slam down thousands of miles...
"Forgive me..." Second Young Master Luo trembled.
"If you don't write articles, your Luo family will have to rely on your eldest brother Luo Kewu to carry on the family line..." Jun Xizhu said flatly.
"I'll write it!" Luo Kedi agreed straightforwardly. Then he frowned and thought about it.
"Wen... Title: Praise Daxue." Luo Kedi took a deep breath: "Can you make me stand up..."
"no!"
"Well... If you can't do it, you can't... Praise Daxue... Praise..." Luo Kedi cried with a sad face, as if mourning his concubine; Ji Mo Yongxue, of course Luo Kedi also wanted to learn from it.
"In the cold winter of June, heavy snow fell, the snowflakes fell violently, and the north wind blew hard. It was freezing cold, and it was infinitely sad..." Luo Ershao's literary talent was really good, and he could write a bunch of words in one sentence.
"The winter in your house is always in June?" Jun Xizhu snorted.
"It's June now...it's so cold here, isn't it winter?" Luo Kedi rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm still shirtless at my house at this time..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Continue!"
"Hmm... the sky is cold, it's infinitely sad... the most miserable person, who else but me... Ji Mo has left, that bad embryo! One day, he will have a cramp and smash his marrow..." Second Young Master Luo became more and more fluent. Turn around: "Women in the world, confinement sister-in-law is the most beautiful, all over the country and the city, and you will fly away at first sight; it's a pity that you are married, but the flowers are fat and fat; when you sigh, Bai Xue falls into your mouth..."
It turned out that while reading the article, white snow poured into his mouth with the wind; because of the scene, Luo Ershao actually turned back to the original topic: "...It's cold and biting, it doesn't feel good; the extreme northern ice field is too bad luck; if I can go back , never return again; Molested my wife, cut off my tuǐ; Eldest sister spared her life, devoted herself... How about this article? Hehehehe..."
"Pfft..." Jun Xizhu laughed amused by him, kicked the guy out with a flying kick, and scolded: "Get out! Let me see you flirting with girls later, be careful of your life! "
"Hey, hey..." Luo Kedi got up and ran away without looking back. The little heart is jumping wildly, and finally escaped with a little life, my mother... It's too much...
Who the hell has ever experienced such a horror? That icy long sword was sticking to it, and if I was not careful, my brother would run away from home automatically; can I ignore my second child...
Thinking about it, thinking about this, Chun was so frightened that his face turned pale, but then he burst out laughing: "Watch out for the second one? Gu the second one? I'm really talented... ouch~~~"
"What did you say?" Gu Duxing appeared in front of him with a murderous expression... just in time to hear him muttering to himself.
Luo Ke's enemy softened, his mind was still in chaos, and he couldn't choose what to say for a while: "I, I, I...I mean the second...you can't ignore...Gu the second..."
"I'll kill you bastard!" Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang were originally rescuers brought by Ji Mo, and they rushed here anxiously, but they saw this guy burying themselves alive and kicking... Hearing these words now, I was really angry, fists and feet rained down like crazy...
In less than a quarter of an hour, Luo Kedi lay on the ground like a dried salted fish... only breathing out, not breathing in...
At this time, a white light flashed, and a door suddenly appeared; Chu Yang and Mr. Wei finally came out...
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&l;Second update! I'll go out to practice driving right away. I'll take the road test at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. It's my tenth time. No more, but I'm really ashamed... Ahem, I'm already ashamed...
After the exam tomorrow, I'll be fine this month, even if it's a make-up exam, it's next month... oh, oh, oh, oh, my crow's mouth...
Ask for a few, please bless me once, I need your blessings very much... Amen! &g;
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