Part 8, Chapter 26 Overlord Meal
It should be known that Chu Yuzuo has been eating for two lifetimes, and he has already practiced it. As for Mr. Mao... don't forget that Mr. Mao is a member of the Meow tribe! Fish is the cat's favorite, so is Jiuzhongtian, and so is Jiuzhongtianyu.
If Mr. Cat doesn't know how to eat fish...that would be really strange...
These two people ate like a starved ghost reincarnated in horror. This moment has already attracted the attention of all the customers in the restaurant.
I saw the empty plate in front of the two slowly build up gradually. It's amazing: these two people are really... amazing! Such a foodie, there can be one on a table, and others have already lost their appetite; I didn't expect two people on this table to be like this.
Finally... finally full of wine and food!
Chu Yuzuo elegantly picked up a napkin, wiped his mouth, and then picked up a toothpick, picking his teeth very gracefully.
On the opposite side, Mr. Mao was crossing his legs. This time, he ate so comfortably that he felt a little full. Mr. Mao had a strong urge to rub his stomach with his legs upside down.
Teacher Mao felt that the first half of her life was wasted...
This is enjoyment! This is the life of the rich! This is eating! This is the realm!
Just as he was sighing in his heart, he saw Chu Yang on the opposite side asking himself lazily, "Have you finished eating?"
For the next delicious meal, Teacher Mao smiled obsequiously: "It's over! Eat it!"
"Have you eaten? Are you full yet!?"
"Well, I'm full! I'm so full!"
"Since you're done eating and you're full, then go and pay the bill!" Chu Yang waved his hand gracefully.
"Meow?!"
No wonder Mr. Mao was shocked, Mr. Mao couldn't believe what he heard: I pay the bill?
The pointed cat ears twitched twice, and Teacher Mao whispered tremblingly: "I pay the bill?" He deliberately lowered his voice, which is too embarrassing.
"Is it still me who pays the bill?" Chu Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Teacher Mao.
Damn, I saved your life, and even brought you out of the siege. You don't even treat me to a meal?
Chu Yang also deliberately lowered his voice.
Damn it, it's the first time I've shown kindness and repayed favors. Although it's a bit embarrassing, it's not rough...
"Why don't you pay the bill?" Teacher Mao asked sadly.
This cat always thought it was your treat... Could it be that after eating for a long time, I was the one who gave the money at the end... I can give the money... But the biggest problem now is that I have no money to pay the bill...
"Crap!" Chu Yang was annoyed: "What are you thinking about, you just say you can't pay the bill? How dare you ask your savior to treat you?!"
"I want to get married..." Teacher Mao was extremely wronged: "But I have no money..."
"You can get it if you want...you have no money?!" Chu Yang sat up straight in shock, two eyeballs almost shot out from their sockets.
Teacher Mao almost cried: "If I have money, do I still need to talk nonsense with you? I really don't have money. Otherwise, this meal is still mine, please pay it first, and when I have money, I will double please return to you..."
Chu Yang sat down dumbly: "What is a meal worth? What does it matter on my mat... But. The problem is that I don't have any money..."
"You don't have any money!" Teacher Mao was stunned: "I got a meow! I got a meow!" Then he was completely stupid: "Why do you order such a big table without money..."
"He did it, please keep your voice down!" Chu Yang stared, "Meow! Do you want the two of us to be detained here?"
"But it's embarrassing..." Teacher Mao's eyes were full of tears, and he was about to cry.
Unexpectedly, this cat has been teaching and educating people for a lifetime, but today he will degenerate to eat the overlord's meal?
"What should I do?" These three words came to mind at the same time, and they looked at each other, speechless for a while.
The two came to the restaurant to show their arrogance. He also specially chose the middle table; at the moment, the cups and plates were messed up, and it was all chaos. Under normal circumstances, those who dare to sit at this table to eat are people who want to save face.
And of course there's never a case where you won't be able to pay your bills: are you going to have your worst humiliation in plain sight?
Naturally, there are so many corners. There are so many corners.
Those who really eat Bawang Meal will choose some relatively inconspicuous places to eat, at least it is beneficial when running orders, and what's more, the store hates eating Bawang Meal the most. If you choose to do something in a conspicuous place, you will undoubtedly offend the shopkeeper doubly. It will be even more miserable to be repaired later!
But these two are different.
One of these two people is majestic and heroic, the other is bold and bold, and they have identified each other as a rich man from the very beginning, and they both eat with righteousness, confidence and magnanimity!
Such a person looks like a big rich customer at first glance, how can he eat the king's meal? So everyone didn't think about it at all...
Who would have thought that these two people had the same idea: a small treat, eat as much as you want, eat as much as you can, anyway, someone pays the bill...
So occupying this table as soon as I came up, this move naturally attracted countless voices of praise and envious eyes: You see, two people have the capital to sit at the middle table.
The next act of ordering food attracted a series of envy and hatred from the people around: Nima! These two bastards are not ordinary rich people. A table of dishes is actually ordered with top-notch items, isn’t it worth the money? Can you finish it? ...
Next, the food came, and the two of them showed their true colors as the scariest foodies. While others were shocked, they were already dumbfounded and whispered: I have never seen a rich person eat like this...
Even if he brought a beggar from the street, he wouldn't be able to eat like this...
No wonder they are rich people, they are really economical to eat, you didn't see, the plates they ate didn't even need to be cleaned, the light can be seen from others!
At this point, after eating and filling their stomachs, they saw that the two seemed to have said a few words, and then they started to stare at each other. One was picking his teeth, and the other was also picking his teeth after a while.
But until now, no one has ever suspected that these two people actually have no money to settle the bill! ——If you don’t have money, how dare you go to the best place in the restaurant to embarrass yourself by dressing so brightly and well-dressed?
Even the most naughty and thick-skinned people would never be able to do such a thing.
But what no one at the scene expected was...the real thing...these two people really have no money!
Two hollow gangster halls!
Although there was a reason for the incident, both of them believed that the other party must have the money to settle the bill, so that they could enjoy the food with peace of mind, which led to the most embarrassing scene, but neither of them had the money to pay the bill...
Now the two of them are picking their teeth and chatting in low voices, and the chat is very cheerful; in fact, the two of them are racking their brains to think of a way: Damn, what should I do? It's really killing me!
In order to show that everything is normal and the dinner is still in progress, Chu Yang even beckoned and ordered another pot of good tea—damn it, it’s a shame to owe a hundred or so, but it’s still a shame to owe ten thousand, so why don’t you just ask? It's totally fine to throw it away.
"Hahahaha..." Chu Yang let out a long and loud laugh suddenly, which attracted everyone's attention: Why is this guy so happy?
Teacher Mao shivered even more: buddy, can you be my brother? If you don't have money, don't laugh so arrogantly. Do you have to force the store to clean us up later? ...
"I said, old man, you owe me the 10,000 Zixia coins, you should pay them back anyway?" Chu Yang looked at Teacher Mao and said, "Although the one who owes the debt is the uncle, today I will ask you to pay me back." You have eaten such a big meal. You have owed me this money for five full years. In order to make up enough money to pay you, I even mortgaged the house. If you don’t pay it back, I will just I can live in your house, do you really want to watch me sleep on the street?!"
This speech without any warning or thought made Mao Ji Ni stunned. The simple teacher Mao just felt dizzy in his head: "What are you talking about? Are you confused? When did I borrow yours?" Money? What's the matter?!"
"What did you say?!" Chu Yang stared, and slapped the table: "To this day, do you still want to renege on your debt? You told me that there was no such thing as yesterday?!"
The tricky and wronged shouted: "This is a public, please keep your voice down... I really didn't lend you money... We didn't know each other five years ago, I just met you today, what are you talking about?" ?!"
Chu Yang yelled, in agony: "Heaven, earth, have you ever seen such a shameless person? He lent me 10,000 Zixia coins! Ten thousand Zixia coins, and now he said with an innocent face that he didn't borrow it! Do you know that it is a big crowd? It actually made me want to keep my voice down, you still want to face... Are you, you, you... are you still a person? You said you only met me today? Yes, yes, I really am today I just met you! I only really met you today, I was blind in the past, or I would have lent you all my life savings!"
He was both depressed and ashamed, but he thought it was Chu Yang who lost his mind because of the current predicament, and said in a low voice, "Brother, don't go crazy, let's think of a way. It depends on people's effort, money is a trivial matter, and the body is the most important thing." important……"
Chu Yang stared ferociously, and shouted wildly: "Small matter?! You said so much money is a trivial matter?! You are so greasy! Give me a sweet word today, will you pay it back or not?"
Teacher Mao stared at the extreme aggrieved: "I didn't borrow it, why do you ask me to pay it back, don't do this, you are messed up, you are really in trouble..."
"Hundan!" Chu Yang shouted loudly, "If you don't pay back the money, I will have no way out, so I might as well give you my life today! Who made me blind in the first place!"
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound of "Cang Lang", and Chu Yang pulled out a five-foot-long sword from nowhere. Ling Fengwu's straight knife was shining, and he slashed down towards the tricky, shouting: "Shameless!" You gangster! You don’t pay back your debts! I’ll kill you today! I’ll kill you for sure!”
Chu Yang's expression was filled with grievance, disappointment and anger, which was extremely realistic. (to be continued)