Part 7, Chapter 479

What the little guy said was right.

But is this something that a child who is less than one and a half years old can say?

"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang held his forehead, and retreated in a broken heart.

Who has never seen a one-year-old child? Isn't that one a shit and a pee? If you call grandma, you have to call it "Short Short", and if you call your mother, you have to call it "Man Man".

There is a diaper in the crotch at any time, if you are not careful, you will pee all over your body; if you are unhappy, you will pull your pants up

At this age, being able to clearly and fluently address one's relatives and elders without admitting mistakes is already a surprise beyond everyone's expectations.

But this son of Chu Yang obviously traveled a thousand miles further than this well-known stage!

It's time to discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, talk about picking up girls

Chu Yang felt that it was absolutely feasible.

He even felt that it seemed absolutely feasible for him to discuss the overall situation of the world with him in front of this monstrous son, and talk about the situation in Jiuchongtian.

It was always Chu Yang who shocked others, but this time, Chu Yuzuo was directly shocked by his one-year-old and two-month-old son whom he met for the first time.

Now, this little guy is in his arms, being held by him; and he is calling himself old-fashioned: "Old Chu, do you understand?"

Chu Yang struggled and said, "I don't understand how you want me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months old."

Tie Yang raised his small face: "Old Chu, in this world, there is a kind of person who is called a genius!"

This time Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

It seems that this son of mine is not a genius, but it really doesn't make sense; but he is already a genius, almost a monster.

"Son, what the hell are you, can't some old guy be reborn?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at the boy carefully, thinking of what happened to him when he was reborn, his heart wobbled. asked warily.

"Just your head, you know rebirth?" Tie Yang snorted: "The old guy is attached to me, that's not called rebirth. It's called seizing the house! And a newborn child can't be taken away; do you understand? ? Once you do that, both souls will be wiped out! Do you understand?"

Chu Yang scratched his head: "Then what's the matter with you?"

Tie Yang sighed deeply.

Youyou said: "Old Chu, I can only say that this is a very wonderful thing. Well, it's just that I have passed through reincarnation, but I am lucky that the true spirit has not disappeared, and some things have not disappeared, but You can rest assured that I am your son for sure. Otherwise, I would not dare to expose myself like this in front of you."

"Why do you dare to expose me as your father?" Chu Yang wondered.

The little guy said deeply: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."

"What did you call me?" Chu Yang raised his eyebrows.

"Old Chu can make me call you old, you are already amazing." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look of "I call you that, you should be honored", approving. Very commendable, very recognized.

"Little bastard! Call me father!" Chu Yuzuo was called three times in a row, but now he had reacted, he was furious, and roared with smoke from his seven orifices; you are still lawless, little bastard?

Old Chu? Old Chu is also the **** you called!

I'm actually honored?

The little guy distorted his face in dismay: "If you want to scold me and hit me, that's your right. I can't stop your only joy of being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard. I'm your son, If I became a little bastard, wouldn't you be?"

"I'm going to slap your ass into eight petals!" Before he finished speaking, Chu Yang turned his small body over in anger, and slapped his fat and tender buttocks!

Snapped!

"I don't say anything!" The little thing shut up tactfully. A hero does not suffer from immediate losses.

"Do you still dare to call me Old Chu?" Chu Yang was majestic and murderous, showing his majesty as a father. But look at the five red finger prints on the little thing's buttocks. Feeling a little distressed; I comforted myself in my heart: This little bastard, such a monster, can hold on!

"You are miserable." After being slapped, of course the little guy didn't cry, but looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Did I leave a handprint on my butt? When my mother comes over, I will take off my pants and show her." , and then burst into tears and I’m not afraid to tell you that my tears come as soon as I say it, and I can definitely cry at the top of my lungs!”

The little guy looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Let's see who will suffer then!"

Chu Yang panicked and retreated immediately: "Ancestor, you are not my son, you are my ancestor."

Tie Yang’s little face was full of smirks: “And, not only that! If it’s the only way, wouldn’t it be cheap for you? If you want to establish a relationship, I can completely destroy every opportunity for you, even if you are flattered by your rhetoric. Build a little bit, but, with me here, I promise, it will be wiped out immediately!"

"With me here, you don't want to embrace a beauty! It's because of your slap!" The little guy said bitterly.

"My dear ancestor" Chu Yang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Damn, other people's children are fathers who love to beat and scold whenever they want, but it's good for me, and they actually threaten me instead

Is there any reason for this?

"Surrender?" The little guy looked at his father playfully.

"Surrender." Chu Yang was dejected.

"Do you think that my slap print can be erased by your flirtatious and unconvincing surrender?"

"What exactly do you need to do to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth.

"Two conditions. As long as you agree to me, I will not only listen to you, but I will call you Dad from now on, and I will also be responsible for helping you catch up with my old lady, um, that is your wife!" The little guy stretched out two tender fingers , dangling in front of Chu Yang.

Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of him, Chu Yuzuo was in a complicated mood, as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, and the ups and downs came out at the same time. For a while, I wanted to cry.

Gu Duxing, Dong Wushang, and Mo Tianji would probably only laugh at their internal wounds if they knew that they were being punished by a one-year-old child; but Ji Moluo Kedi and those people would definitely Laugh to death!

Especially Rui Butong, who can definitely laugh, his own cultivation has soared! And it has risen several times! There is no doubt about this!

"What conditions?" Chu Yang felt dry and raised a white flag.

Damn, I will punish you later!

Your father and I are old celery dealers, how can I still hold back your handful of cilantro?

"The first question, is it okay for me to choose my own name?" Tie Yang pouted: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang. It's so ugly, no matter how tall and straight a poplar tree is, isn't it still a poplar tree? It's just a bunch of trees. Pichai, my mother's naming skills are really bad!"

Chu Yang's slap was itchy again. Forcibly controlling his urge to slap him down, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "It can be discussed."

"Although my mother is here to miss you. But you can't make fun of my name." The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and his calf, which was as fat as a lotus root with several knots, stretched out tenderly. He tapped Chu Yang's chin with his big toe: "The name is very important. It is related to the future of life. It is better to be aggressive."

"Domineering?" Chu Yang said in amazement, "Then how about your name Chu Batian?"

"Vulgar! Vulgar! Unbearably vulgar!" The little guy was furious: "Then why not call him Chu Chitian, what is Batian? I even ate the sky."

"Then you will be called Chu Chitian!" Chu Yang made a decision.

"No way." The little guy was completely speechless: "Climbing along the pole is not how you climb."

"That's it!" Chu Yang said without doubt: "The little name is Goudan!"

"I protest!" The little guy kicked his legs.

"The protest is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.

The little guy rolled his eyes: "But my mother's name is Tie Butian, I can't be strict with her, besides, she makes up the sky, and I do it against the sky, this is a crime of unfilial piety."

"Then you will be called Chu Chidi." Chu Yang already had a countermeasure. Little bastard, you still know the crime of unfilial piety: "Chu is the most domineering in eating shit! Absolutely no duplicate name!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the little guy was really about to cry.

"Then what do you want to be called?" Chu Yang asked modestly.

"I like madness. Is it called Chu Kuang?" The little guy obviously found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, so he adopted a negotiating tone.

"Chu Kuang," Chu Yang said, "It's missing some charm."

"Chu madman?" The little guy persevered, discussing tirelessly: "How about Chu madman?"

Chu Yang fainted.

What kind of gibberish names are these?

How did this guy come up with it?

"That's all, choose one of the two." The little guy compared and said, "Let's do this. I'll be called Chu Kuangren. Regarding the name change, after you get my mother and your wife settled, you go talk to her." Say, just say it’s what you think, and it must be settled.”

Three times, five divisions and two divisions, a decision has been made!

I just said it's a choice. Actually, there is no chance to choose one of the two now.

Chu Yang, the father, stared at him, and was actually deprived of the right to participate.

Holding your breath at this moment is really no small matter; gasping for breath: "I fucked your mother, you little bastard, I can't bear it!"

The little guy snorted, and tilted his head disdainfully: "If you don't, why don't you miss me."

Chu Yang was immediately dazzled by anger, and said furiously, "You know what! I was fucked at that time."

"Fucked?" The little guy looked at his father in astonishment, and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.

God knows what kind of scene it is for a one-year-old doll to laugh boldly with a broken expression and astonished eyes.

There were black lines on Chu Yang's face.

Hastily changed the subject: "Why do you insist on being called Chu Kuangren?"

The little guy took a breath, and in a very deep and pretentious tone, he said leisurely: "I am a madman from Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Kong Qiu. Holding a green jade stick, I look away from the Yellow Crane Tower."

I have something to do at home today. I went back to my hometown to accompany my mother to my uncle's house. I came back late. I continue to code the second more>

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