Chapter 1087: A Big Fight Caused by a Portion of Braised Pork
Wang Xing recalled the past, and now he felt that time had passed.
At that time, the system made the teachers lose too much freedom when recruiting teachers in the academy. Although the teachers did not say it, Wang Xing also understood it in his heart.
But what can he do? Now the system has finally ended all the restrictions on the teachers and given them freedom.
"System, thank you."
"It should be."
Wang Xing and the system were silent. At this moment, even the system seemed to realize something.
"This is something worth celebrating. I will not be sad here. I will finish the work quickly and tell the teachers this good news."
"Host, please choose the abilities of the three new teachers you want to obtain."
The system accelerated the progress at this time and began to urge Wang Xing.
"Fortune God's Fortune Star, He Xiangu's All Things, Saitama's... Forget about Saitama, his boxing skills are ordinary, there is no need to obtain them at all."
"The fairy method is being transmitted, please wait!"
Wang Xing's mind has a lot of information, especially the Fortune Star Fairy Method, which is actually something that is hard to explain.
How to describe it?
It was like a person constantly emitting radio waves to the universe, telling the universe, great universe, please favor me!
"I also believed in your lies for such a fairy method."
Wang Xing muttered, feeling a sense of being deceived. You think that if you emit radio waves to the universe, the universe will pay attention to you!
However, He Xiangu's life of all things made Wang Xing feel very good.
Every grass and tree, one withers and one flourishes, where all things grow, there is fragrance everywhere.
This technique belongs to the wood attribute fairy method, which is a supreme fairy method for healing. After practicing it, it is not a problem to recover from skin injuries in the future.
"Start summoning!"
Three drops of blood dripped onto three cards, and three new teachers appeared.
Fu Shen, very kind, looks like an old grandfather.
He Xiangu, a little cold, turned from a little girl to a queen in a second.
Saitama, stupid, looks like she is acting cute.
"System, I want to return the goods. Did you make a mistake? It's completely different from the picture."
"Will the takeaway you ordered be the same as the brochure?"
Wang Xing was speechless. When did the system become a black-hearted merchant? It really couldn't escape the poisoning of the earth's environment!
"Hello, teachers. I am Wang Xing, the dean of the Immortal Academy."
"Hello, dean."
The three of them are quite sensible. Wang Xing said that he is not that bad.
"If you have any questions, you can ask them."
As a dean, you should give employees full respect, such as answering their questions.
"Can you ask anything?"
"Teacher Saitama, yes, as the dean, I will give you the most responsible answer."
"Then I want to ask, does the Immortal Academy provide meals?"
Wang Xing looked at Saitama's serious look and almost fainted. He always felt that this sentence was so familiar. Isn't this the line of I am God?
I am God, who has just been born with consciousness and has low intelligence. Saitama's IQ doesn't seem to be high either.
"Yes, you can eat whatever you want, and drink whatever you want."
"Oh, do you have instant noodles?"
Wang Xing really wanted to fight. If you don't talk about instant noodles, we are still good friends.
"Yes, next, He Xiangu, what do you want to ask?"
"Oh, is it my turn? Where can I buy clothes?"
"Can't you ask a normal question... Go out and walk ten miles, then turn left, then turn right, and then turn left again, there is a clothing store opened by the college."
"I have no questions, dean."
What else can Wang Xing say?
I don't even want to talk about Lu Dongbin, it's too hurt.
"Fu Shen, what about you?"
"As for me, the old man is hungry. Since the college provides meals, the dean can tell me where the cafeteria is."
"..."
Wang Xing is sure that he has definitely recruited three abnormal teachers this time.
Next, in order to avoid further harm, Wang Xing handed the three of them to Cheng Yu.
When he arrived at the library, Wang Xing put the Divine Elephant Prison Power at the highest place. For the twenty-second level of the Divine Elephant Prison Power, Wang Xing marked an extremely terrifying exchange task point.
But before he left the library, he felt a terrifying energy aura erupting, covering the entire academy.
Rushing out, Wang Xing saw two people in the sky above the academy.
One was Saitama, and the other was I Am God.
I only saw I Am God holding a plate of braised pork in his hand, while Saitama was holding a fork in his hand, and the two were staring at each other, staring at each other.
"I ordered this." Saitama said, looking very angry.
"I said that the cafeteria must leave me a portion of braised pork every day, so this last portion is mine." I Am God said toughly.
"What I ordered is mine."
"The portion you ordered is mine, so it's not yours."
"I'm going to beat you."
"I Am God, you ant, why don't you kneel down and surrender."
"Continuous ordinary punches!"
"Small world technique!"
The two figures in the air intertwined, as fast as lightning, and a group of students below quickly turned their heads and couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all.
"Imprisonment!"
I Am God trapped Saitama in a small world.
"Serious punch!"
Qiyu didn't care about that. He didn't understand what the space law was, what these secret arts were, but no matter what they were, he only had one punch.
With a bang!
Saiyu actually punched a hole in the small world.
"What the hell, what is this, a bloodbath caused by a plate of braised pork?" Wang Xing didn't know what to say at this moment. Fortunately, the space of the academy was strong enough and had a systematic protection, otherwise the entire academy would have been demolished by two people.
"Two-handed continuous ordinary punches!"
After Saiyu broke the small world, he didn't give me a chance at all. He rushed up and fought melee directly.
The punches fell one by one, and I could see that the space was sunken.
I was beaten back and had no time to use secret arts.
"Saiyu is so powerful, how did this guy do it?" Wang Xing couldn't help but think of the secret of Saiyu's strength, 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 kilometers of long-distance running (persisted for 3 years) every day, and the habit of not turning on the air conditioner at home regardless of severe cold or heat. After persisting for a year and a half, he became bald and could fight the enemy with one punch.
"Is this secret really not a lie? System, is there any reasonable explanation?" Wang Xing was shocked. If someone really did this, he would become so awesome, and the whole universe would be in chaos.
"Saiyu just accidentally mastered the law of power. In the entire universe, there will be about ten such lucky people in an era." The system said lightly, this answer is also unique.
Accidentally mastered the law of power, this explanation can be more perfunctory.