Chapter 1158 He Licked Me. I Didn't Masturbate!
Alcohol is a good thing.
Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you will be.
There is nothing that a glass of wine can't solve, and if it can't be solved, then drink two glasses.
It shows that alcohol is not only a tool for communication, but also something that can enliven the atmosphere and is good for the body, but no matter how good it is, drinking must be done in moderation. It is not good for the body, and sometimes people even do some ridiculous things when they are drunk.
Just like today's live broadcast, a glass of 72-degree white wine, a large bottle, weighs two catties, almost all of which were killed by the three aliens in the galloping quicksand. Ye Fei drank one cup, and the monk drank two. cup.
Originally, the three guys were fine when they were drinking, but after drinking, they obviously became overwhelmed, and the three guys were also a little drunk, after all, the alcohol content was too high.
The galloping quicksand got emotional because he was not allowed to draw a lottery, but Ye Fei finally let him draw. He is smoking here, but no one knows what happened there. Qingpi and Interstellar Milk Tea are about to fight.
Many viewers on Earth don't know the power of their weapons, but Interstellar viewers and Ye Fei know, let alone a real fight, even shooting two shots at their own island is enough, this guy rushed over and shouted: "Don't fight!" Fight, what kind of plane are you doing? Drinking some wine and making a face, right? What's going on?"
Although the guys had almost had enough to drink, their brains were still a little sober, and they still respected Ye Fei very much.
Qing Pi glared at Interstellar Milk Tea, and said, "He licked me."
Interstellar Milk Tea: "I didn't masturbate."
Ye Fei: "..."
Damn, what the hell is this, what does it mean that he licks you?
He glanced at Qing Pi strangely, then at Interstellar Milk Tea, and said, "What's going on? We're all friends, put away the weapons first."
Qingpi groaned and put away the gun and axe, and Interstellar Milk Tea also put away the seven guns.
"He's addicted to stroking my hair, isn't he? Ever since he came here, he's been stroking it every now and then, isn't it annoying?"
"What's wrong with me masturbating? You have this thing on your head just to make you masturbate."
"Who said, can I rub your legs?"
"casual."
"I... don't think I don't know, your legs are full of barbs, you want to hurt me."
"..."
Ye Fei has completely convinced these two, damn it, you're full, aren't you? Is this interesting?
"Ahem, this...we are from different planets, and we don't know how far apart they are. To be able to come to me and get together...According to our Chinese words, it is fate, friends, a little conflict Everyone, don’t take it to heart, right? Besides, I asked you to come here to be live broadcast guests for me. If you talk about it, if it really breaks out, it’s not a good thing to hurt anyone. I, Ye Fei, want to be famous. But I really never thought of using this method to become famous, so everyone, calm down, sit down and talk about it, and the conflict will be resolved, if it’s really not possible, let’s have another drink?"
Ye Fei also has no choice. He knows that you can only persuade these two guys, and you must not be too aggressive. Otherwise, they will be more aggressive than you, and it will really be over. These two guys look at the appearance I know that there is no one who is good, and if we really want to fight, we may not know what it will be like. At that time, whether our small island can be saved is a trivial matter. The key is that the earth is in danger, and the earth is in danger.
You talk about you aliens fighting and using the earth as a battlefield, how aggrieved are the people on earth?
Therefore, this fight must not be fought, if it is really not possible, just get another bottle and knock these two guys down.
Both of them snorted and sat down angrily.
Seeing that he was all right, Ye Fei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said that as long as he didn't fight, it would be fine, even if he fought, you can fight after you go back or leave the earth.
The space battlefield is huge, and it has nothing to do with the earth if it overturns the sky.
The audience in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was really close, this alien's temper is too hot, and, you talk about the interstellar milk tea, why are you always masturbating others when you are fine? Fortunately, Qing Pi, if he had changed to someone with a hotter temper, the war would probably start by now.
Ye Fei wiped off his cold sweat, and Shen Yue also let out a long breath, Master Huineng...hulu~hulu~~
The rushing quicksand didn't care at all, this guy's eyes were fixed on the lucky wheel.
The army around the island saw that it was temporarily peaceful, and the fighter jets did not take off, because the order given by the above was to pay close attention to the situation and not to move for the time being.
American White Mansion.
Solova stomped his feet fiercely and said, "Why didn't you fight?"
Eagle Country, Golden Han Palace.
The Great Eagle Queen breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Fortunately, there was no fight."
People from other countries in the world can say anything.
At the scene, the speed of the fortune wheel slowed down, and finally stopped, and then the pointer flashed, pointing to a name.
skyscrapers!
Planet - Cybertron!
Seeing this name, Ye Fei felt that his breathing stopped.
Although he doesn't know who Skyscraper is, but he knows the planet Cybertron!
It can be said that for people on earth, whether they are Chinese or American, or people from the Eagle Country or any other country, whether they are adults or children, there are really too few people who don’t know this planet, even if you Don't know the planet, but you definitely know the people on the planet.
Megatron!
Decepticons!
Optimus Prime!
…
That's right, the car metal people portrayed by these earthlings come from this planet. It can be said that this is definitely a super powerful planet.
No one expected that today's last guest spot would be able to draw the skyscrapers of the planet Cybertron. This is just like a joke. Do these legendary planets really exist?
In the past, this was just a question, but now people know that these really exist, because people from these planets will appear in front of their eyes soon.
"Cybertron? Cybertron! My God, is there really such a planet?"
"Ah, I like people on this planet, my idol Optimus Prime!"
"Bumblebee walks a wave."
"The Decepticons are awesome."
…
People are really excited because they know this planet and the people on this planet. Although it is not clear whether this is the same as in the movie, at least these three words are still very familiar to people.
It can be said that these three words accompany many people from childhood to adolescence, to adulthood, and then to middle age, or even old age.
The dream of many people in childhood is to have a set of Transformers models, which is the best childhood gift, and it is a set of must-have toys for childhood that many people would rather save pocket money for a long time.
At this time, not to mention the audience on Earth, even the interstellar audience was in an uproar.
"My God, Cybertron? You actually got someone from Cybertron?"
"You should say that people on Cybertron also watch Ye Shen's show?"
"Damn, this is an extremely tough planet, and there are very few people in the universe who dare to fight against this planet."
"How about the planet of beasts? It's their planet of Interstellar Milk Tea."
"Planet of Ten Thousand Beasts? Hehe, just smile."
In the old building.
Seeing the number of guests, the Tin Woodman was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"Did you see, people from our planet, I didn't expect people from our planet to become the guests of God Ye's live broadcast, Lao Han, you have to take care of me when the time comes."
Old Han smiled and said, "It's just to be a guest. What's the care? If you go to that kid, you don't have to do anything. The most important thing is to eat and drink well."
"You're right, but don't drink like these three guys. You represent the face of our Interplanetary Broadcasting Association, so don't embarrass us."
"Haha, that's not necessarily the case. You should know that I am also a very good drinker, and you should also know that our planet also has drinks, and the drinks are the same as this little guy's drinks, but it should not be as good as his drinks. See Good wine, in fact, the wine worm in my stomach is also revolting."
At this time, the red-haired elf smiled and said: "Actually, I still agree with what this kid said just now."
"Oh? Which sentence?"
"Although the wine is good, don't be greedy, but I didn't expect that such a thing would happen at the end of today's show. Look at this guy's show today. The first part is wonderful, and the ending part... ... a miasma of smoke."
Old Han and the Tin Woodman all laughed.
The red-haired elf god is right, isn't the last part of God Ye's show just a mess? This is going to be a fight.
At this point, the live broadcast.
Interstellar Milk Tea saw that the last guest turned out to be a skyscraper from the planet Cybertron, so he stopped talking for a moment.
"This...how did you get him?" After a long time, Interstellar Milk Tea said incredulously.
Ye Fei and the others were taken aback for a moment, and they all looked at him.
"You know this skyscraper?"
Interstellar Milk Tea said: "I don't know, but I know that people on the planet Cybertron have a tradition when they choose names, that is, no one named Tianzhu is simple. I found a super powerful person named Optimus Prime, and I think this Skyscraper should not be bad."
Ye Fei's eyelids trembled, Optimus Prime? Is there really?
"Let me put it this way, I'm really curious about this person, and I really hope to see him soon."
"Hehe, God Ye, just don't be afraid when the time comes."
"What's the meaning?"
"The people on this planet are still very famous in the interstellar world, especially their way of travel. They...they don't have spaceships."
"Then how to get out?"
"Just use your body to fly in space like that, just for this point, it can be said that they are in a mess of strength, so few planets in the interstellar world are willing to provoke them, because they are really too powerful, and they are so powerful that they are scary."
Ye Fei was sweating a little, shit, just relying on his body to fly in space, this is really a mess, isn't it afraid that the friction will disappear?
After the audience in the live broadcast room sighed at this time, they hurriedly looked at the other two names. These two names are the people who can get the food presented by Ye Fei...
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