Chapter 698 You Are Taishan Next Door (Third!)
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"boom!"
The figures of the two fell from the high-rise of the hospital together.
hit the ground hard,
A cloud of dust was raised.
The old man got up first, stretched out his hand and grabbed his neck, and twisted back with a "creak".
Officer Chen continued to lie on the ground, struggling, but couldn't stand up for a while.
"Give it up, you are just a clone, if your real deity comes, I won't even dare let a fart go, as far as you can go.
I will sing to you while running:
First there was Emperor Yao and then there was heaven, and the magic beast was even before Pangu!
But you just took a clone and projected it, and you want to fuck me?
hiss,
It's not impossible,
If I were the old me,
I guess it will be done.
but this time,
oops,
I want to play big. "
The old man raised his hands, began to cover his eyes, and jumped up:
"Cover your eyes, cover my eyes,
I can't see it Hey, I can't see it! "
pouted,
The old man smiled,
"You came up because of that policeman, right? That policeman is really interesting. He is obviously a ghost messenger, but he doesn't see much ghostly aura, and his body is still bright.
tut tut,
Do you feel a little sorry that you have been blindfolded and pretending to be a mascot for so many years, so you want to do something to make up for it? "
"what are you up to?"
Officer Chen asked.
"It's a pity, it's a pity, in the past, I wouldn't do anything to him, a person like him is quite to my liking.
Speaking of appetite, I suddenly remembered that I seem to have another apprentice, who was also quite appetizing to me back then.
In order for him to grow up healthily,
I also deliberately killed his parents,
It can be said to be kind to him.
but……
Excuse me,
People related to that bookstore,
this time,
All must die. "
The old man held out his hand,
Pointing to Officer Chen who was still lying on the ground,
"Since you have intervened, I can't let you go."
"You want to kill them, why take so much effort?"
"Ouch, tsk tsk, I forgot a lot of things, but in the little memory I have left, it seems that I died a miserable death last time.
So, this time I have to be careful, go around and take my time.
I can even imagine the last time I was there,
Complacent, as if everything is under control,
Think about the ending again,
ah,
Now my face still feels hot and painful. "
"What the hell are you...?"
"I've always wanted to know the answer to that question, too."
The old man grabbed his scalp with both hands and tore it off. A black horn grew out of his head, and he held it with one hand;
"Buzz!"
This horn was broken off by him.
The old man walked up to Officer Chen,
hands up,
"puff!"
The black horn pierced Officer Chen's shoulder blade,
Officer Chen let out a muffled snort.
The redness in his eyes began to fade.
"You just stay here, don't ruin my business, I know that your avatar has a lot of projections, but I'm really too lazy to continue writing with you.
Anyway, you are a high-ranking beast, whether you are blindfolded or not, you are worshiped by all people;
I'm just a bastard who doesn't even know who I am, not even a clay figure,
Why do you need to be familiar with me?
Of course,
I still want to say something to you,
Since I am blind,
still sitting so high,
what? "
The old man stood on tiptoe, pointed his finger up,
"To save you, that policeman, I'll be the last one to deal with it. After I clean up all the cats, dogs, monsters, ghosts and snakes in that bookstore, I'll catch that policeman again. Before you,
Oh no,
In front of your noble beast,
Killed him with his own hands.
Take it for me, my kind regards to your deity.
I'm really looking forward to your true self recklessly coming here to attack me, what if you can kill me completely?
The greatest pain in the world is not how long it takes to live well,
But want to die but die no matter what! "
The old man finished speaking,
Go straight to the other side of the road,
The sound still echoes around,
but the figure,
It has long since disappeared.
………………
"Morning, editor-in-chief."
"morning."
"morning."
Xue Xiangkai and in the office
Several employees nodded, sat down on their desks, picked up the manuscripts sent by their editors last night, and began to look them up.
Some current affairs news or social news published in newspapers requires him, the editor-in-chief, to personally check and review them.
The development of paper media to this day has actually gradually entered a dead end. Facing the emerging Internet media, they often appear very slow and embarrassed.
Right now, apart from the newspaper subscription task where the relevant units are forced to showdown, the retail sales and individual user subscriptions in the market are already in a precipitous decline.
It is not that the newspaper office has not taken corresponding measures, but various constraints and problems in software and hardware can often make people very powerless.
The year before last, there was an editor who created a very popular local official account, but after the senior management of the newspaper revealed that he wanted to take over, that editor resigned directly.
Xue Xiangkai yawned and poured himself a cup of coffee. The closest desk outside the glass door of his office was now empty.
A young editor surnamed Xu was supposed to be sitting there, but he was fired the day before yesterday.
Thinking of that immature face full of longing and dreams,
Xue Xiangkai also shook his head helplessly,
I'm still too young, I want to make big news all day long, but in the end I lost my job, huh, huh.
Yesterday a hospital sent someone to bring him a gift box,
Inside was a physiotherapy magnet placed on the bed. Of course, Xue Xiangkai was not interested in this. He also had a good idea of the so-called magnet therapy and what the hospital was doing.
What satisfied him was the balance in the bank card in the gift box, as well as the promised newspaper advertisement space for the next quarter.
Xue Xiangkai read the manuscript for a while, then got up and left the office to go to the toilet.
He squatted down in the pit of the compartment, still holding a newspaper from Today's newspaper in his hand.
Xue Xiangkai has developed and maintained a habit since he was a child, that is, to wipe with newspaper after going to the toilet.
Wiping with newspaper was a very common phenomenon twenty years ago.
At that time, it was a luxury to wipe my buttocks with white and gentle toilet paper.
Xue Xiangkai kept taking this opportunity to remind himself to remember the bitterness and sweetness, but it was actually because he was used to the hardness and texture of newspaper when rubbed.
squatting,
spread out the newspaper,
In fact, there is nothing to see,
Just to pass the time casually.
"Cover your eyes, cover my eyes..."
"who!"
Xue Xiangkai shouted.
This voice is very strange.
The outside voice disappeared, Xue Xiangkai frowned, lowered his head, and continued to read the newspaper.
"You're blind, hey, you're blind!"
"Who is sick!" Xue Xiangkai roared angrily.
He has a high status in the newspaper office, and he has nothing to fear from cursing others.
"ill."
Xue Xiangkai continued to look down at the newspaper.
"Plop!"
Suddenly,
It was as if a pair of hands grabbed his legs violently.
Xue Xiangkai only felt that he was turned upside down, the back of his head hit the tiles and fell to the ground.
He wants to get up,
But his hands seemed to be fixed on the ground, and he couldn't move at all.
"Clatter..."
The newspaper I had just held in my hand and prepared to "wipe" flew up at this moment,
One by one, they landed on Xue Xiangkai's face,
at the same time,
The toilet pipe on the other side of the pit seems to be cracked,
A small jet of water sprayed out,
He began to wet the stack of newspapers on Xue Xiangkai's face.
Xue Xiangkai shook his head subconsciously and began to struggle, but because he couldn't move his hands and feet, he could only continue to bear it passively.
He felt he couldn't breathe,
The chest is getting tighter and tighter,
He wanted to call for help,
But he couldn't call out.
in the end,
In this bathroom compartment,
Xue Xiangkai lay on the ground, slowly, motionless.
"Another one died, hehe, you can catch another one over there. If you die, you can catch another one, hehehe."
"Cover your eyes, cover my eyes..."
…………
The old man yawned,
He usually sleeps late in the study, but it's not as late as today, it's already eight o'clock!
What about monkeys?
"Monkey smash! Monkey smash!"
The old man shouted, but he didn't dare to make it too loud.
Usually, after the o'clock, the monkey would come down to sleep with him and the two in the room, what happened today, did he sleep with that silly mink?
The old Taoist suddenly felt an overwhelming sense of loss,
But I got up and searched,
He went up the stairs first, went to his room and looked around, but didn't see the monkey.
When passing through the aisle, the old man stopped at the door of the boss's room and asked in a low voice:
"Yingying, did you see Houzai?"
The old man knew that sometimes the boss fell asleep, and Yingying just lay beside her, not sleeping.
However,
this one
Ji Yingying did not respond.
Are you all asleep?
The old man shook his head doubtfully,
hesitated,
Still reached out and pushed open the boss' bedroom door,
bed,
Empty!
Huh,
Didn't the boss come up to sleep with Yingying long ago?
The old way smash it, smash it, mouth it,
Subconsciously rubbing his crotch,
Then he walked to the door of Xu Qinglang's bedroom, reached out and knocked:
"Old Xu, where did the boss go?"
No one responded.
The old man opened the door,
Probe to look in,
The house was still empty.
Huh,
It's weird.
The old man ran to Lawyer An's room again. Lawyer An was in Sichuan, but the little boy was there, but there was still no one in the room.
There was no one in the room where the fox lived.
The old man felt something was wrong,
Put your hands on your crotch, ready to draw your gun at any time... oh no,
Prepare to draw out the talisman paper,
On the other hand, he walked to his room.
Open the door of your room again,
It was normal at first,
When the old man walked in,
Suddenly I felt the wind was very strong,
The blow made him sway from side to side for a while, and finally he couldn't grasp his balance and fell to the ground with his buttocks.
"hiss!"
The old man took a deep breath,
The ass looks like a large piece of broken stone,
that sour,
Tut tut.
I can't care less about the pain below,
The old man opened his eyes and immediately looked around,
then,
He was completely bewildered.
he found himself,
Sitting on the top of a mountain,
Surrounded by cliffs!
"Mom, you have dementia!"
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