Chapter 49 The Sky Is Dry and Things Are Dry, Be Careful of Fire Candles!

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"Um, did I guess wrong?"

The dwarf old man tilted his head,

"Dao Xing has regressed again, ouch."

The dwarf old man took out a cigarette and smoked it on his own, feeling very melancholy.

Zhou Ze calmed down a bit, he couldn't say, how reasonable is your calculation?

"Old man, I'm here to ask about ghost messengers."

"Ghost messenger?" The dwarf old man frowned, "I said you young man has nothing to do with ghost messengers, those people are not so easy to get along with, you have to avoid them when you meet them.

You have a physical body and can come back to life. This is a great opportunity. Let's have fun secretly. "

The old man said very incomprehensibly.

Zhou Ze frowned slightly. The old man in front of him couldn't tell that he was a ghost?

Although he was a temporary worker, judging from the old man's previous deduction methods, he was definitely not half-baked, but he failed to discover his identity as a ghost at all.

Does this mean that little Lolita really treats herself as a temporary worker, and besides the so-called "gate of hell", she actually has other important things that she didn't give herself at all?

Xu Qinglang once said that that loli came and went in a hurry, she definitely didn't really want to take over the shift, she just had something to do, so she took herself as a free young man for the time being.

As for the reason for arresting himself as a strong man, it's also very simple, isn't it because he values ​​that he won't take the initiative to cause trouble, and won't cause trouble for her when he takes over?

But this identity, Zhou Ze must master, he has already had one life ruined, this life, he must completely hold it in his hands, and the identity of ghost messenger is the best amulet, let him It won't be reduced to a black household in fear all day long.

Zhou Ze spread his palms towards the old man, allowing the sign to be revealed in front of the old man.

The old man's face froze immediately, and then his breathing slowed down for a moment. At the same time, his eyeballs "walked" and then suddenly realized:

"I understand, that girl with a long tongue pulled you out of the contemporary class."

The dwarf old man turned around on the mound with his hands behind his back, as if he was thinking about something, and Zhou Ze didn't make a sound to disturb him.

Finally, the old man asked again: "What do you mean by asking this old man about ghost messengers?"

"For the harmony of hell, for the peace of the world, better contribute your strength."

"Oh." The old man shook his head and nodded again, "Hey, the old man knows what you want to do, you want to replace that girl with a long tongue?"

Zhou Ze didn't refute,

No refutation means acquiescence.

"There is no solution, and it is very simple." The dwarf old man pondered, "For the sake of the many gifts you brought me tonight, I will tell you."

"All ears."

"In the Confucian Temple, all the saints live, the saints are above, people walk the world, ghosts go to the bridge of Naihe, the saints can see clearly at a glance.

You said, is this the reason? "

"Yes." Zhou Ze nodded.

"The long-tongued girl gave you this key, which is equivalent to giving you half of your identity, but she can take it away at any time." The dwarf old man mused, "But as long as you enter the Confucian Temple, I will pray to the saint myself, and you will be there again." The sage expresses his position in front of him, makes a guarantee, and expresses his determination.

That is to say the beautiful words you said before, and say them even more beautifully. As long as one of the saints nods, your identity will be confirmed.

But there is one thing that needs to be avoided, the sage's eyes are like a torch, and he has insight into everything. Once you have evil thoughts in your heart, or do something out of the ordinary in the future, then you will be sanctioned not only by the laws of the underworld, but also by the wrath of the sage! "

The dwarf old man looked serious.

"It's that simple?" Zhou Ze asked back.

"How difficult it is." The dwarf old man sighed, "If you want to get the favor of a saint and give you an identity, this can only be a way, a way to try."

Zhou Ze nodded and said, "Then try it."

The dwarf old man walked to the entrance of the Confucian Temple and breathed into the inside. There was a "click" sound from behind the door. It should be that the latch of the big red wooden door fell.

"You go in first, and talk carefully in front of the statue of the saint. Next, the old man will arrange it for you."

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand to push open the door, looked at the dwarf old man beside him, saw him standing there still, and said a little strangely:

"The old man won't go in with me?"

"You're laughing, I'm just a lackey under the saint seat, how dare I wander in front of the saint blindly, you have half an official body, but let's go in."

Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment, but still took a step and walked in.

The old man lightly clasped his hands together, and the wooden door closed again.

"Talk to the saint well!"

Afterwards, the old man took out another cigarette and bit it in his mouth. There was no need to light it, the cigarette burned directly by itself.

After smoking a cigarette, the old man smiled, took off his gong and drum, and hit it hard!

Only a crisp sound was heard,

The old man yelled loudly:

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire candles!"

Immediately afterwards,

Another gong sounded:

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire candles!"

The old man beat the gong and sang and danced at the gate of the Confucian Temple, a bit like

The master of Northeast dance.

He is short in stature, and he looks even more naive when he jumps.

"Boy, continue to chat more with the statue of the saint and express your opinion more, the old man will help you to listen to it!"

The dwarf old man shouted into the Confucian Temple.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, senior."

Zhou Ze's voice came from behind the wall.

"It's not hard work, it's not hard work, just bring me a few more cigarettes and come to see me from time to time, old man, I have no descendants, and I have also lost the incense and flattery. Now it's very rare to want to smoke a cigarette.

There is no shortage of food and drink in the Confucian Temple, but I dare not touch the things in front of the sage, even if I have ten guts. "

The dwarf old man laughed "hahaha",

Then he continued to beat his gong cheerfully.

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire candles!"

"Bang!" The gong sounded!

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire candles!"

"Bang!" The gong sounded.

The gong sounded lower and lower each time,

At the same time, the old dwarf's mallet, which was originally wrapped in white cloth, began to soak in blood.

at first,

The color of blood was just a faint dot, but as the gong was struck again and again, the color of blood began to spread.

began to thicken, and also began to be harsh,

in the end,

Every time the dwarf old man knocked, he could knock out a large amount of plasma, which dyed his clothes, and also made his original naive image a bit hideous!

"The sky is dry and the things are dry, little! Heart! Fire! Candle!"

"boom!"

The last gong sounded,

The dwarf old man directly threw the red gongs and drums full of blood into the Confucian Temple, and shouted at the same time:

"The sage opens his eyes, the evil spirit accepts the law!"

After shouting the last voice,

The old man felt as if he had been shocked by an electric shock. His body was much blurred than before, and he even had a faint tendency to slacken.

But he still smiled presumptuously, and at the same time shouted into it:

"Are you comfortable, are you comfortable now!"

"uncomfortable."

Zhou Ze's voice came from behind the wall.

"It's okay to be uncomfortable, junior, I will teach you again today, what is impermanence in the world, and people's hearts are unpredictable!

People's hearts are separated by belly, let alone a ghost!

The old man risked the merits of a sixty-year-old escort, and I also want the saint to kill you! "

"I have a grudge against you...?"

Zhou Ze's voice came from the other side of the wall, full of perplexity.

"Enmity? Of course there is enmity!" The dwarf old man was in a trance for a while, but he continued to shout: "I will not go to reincarnation, reincarnation, and rebirth!

To accompany this Confucian Temple day and night, to serve these ancestors,

in order,

Isn't it just to accumulate some evil virtues for future generations, and to deceive their descendants all at once!

The old man's lineage was sparsely populated due to the disasters and chaos of the ancestors, so the old man had no choice but to stay here, just to keep the incense and fire unceasing!

But a year ago, the last generation of the old man's heir, the single heir, was gone!

What's the point of you letting my sixty-year-old attendant pretend to be your grandson? "

cried the old dwarf,

"Is it interesting to accompany these clay statues every day?

Hahaha, God has eyes, I just glanced at you and lent you a cigarette to smoke that day.

I didn't see anything at all,

Let me do the final calculation just now, go to your Liuwei Dihuang Wan!

You let the old man figure out that you are inseparable from the death of my last generation of descendants!

This is the cause of your creation, and today you will take over the fruit!

The old man exchanged the merits of sixty years of accompanying you in exchange for your soul flying away,

You are worth it! You are not bad! "

"That descendant of yours died on the operating table?" Zhou Ze asked behind the wall.

"No, he didn't die on the operating table, he died in a car accident."

The dwarf old man wiped his tears. Although his figure was much blurred, his tears seemed to be stained with blood red spots.

"I didn't drive a car in my previous life."

Zhou Ze also wanted to say that he was also killed by a car in his previous life.

"That drunk driving bastard, he should have died, and his lifespan should have been exhausted, but you insisted on saving him on the operating table, and forced him to survive for half a month!

Finally, when his time came, he died in a car accident while drunk driving, but also implicated my lovely great-great-great-grandson, who also passed away in the car accident.

you say,

Is this your cause and effect?

Is this your fault!

This is not your debt! "

"Your brain circuit is really powerful." Zhou Ze sighed.

The dwarf old man who slowly regained his composure from the agitated state of revenge at the beginning suddenly discovered a very strange thing. It stands to reason that he had lost a hundred years of merit as an attendant and asked a saint in the Confucian Temple to open his eyes once.

According to those mud-bodied sages who always urinate, they are lazy to death on weekdays. As long as there are ghosts in front of their eyes, even the real ghosts can be suppressed and killed, let alone the real Zhou Ze?

Shouldn't Zhou Ze right now, under the gaze of the saint, his soul collapsed, his soul drifted away, and he was suffering from great pain?

Why do you keep your tone relaxed every time you respond to yourself?

this is not right

This is not right!

"How can you be okay, how can you be okay!"

The dwarf old man suddenly roared,

He just ruined the merits of a six-year-old escort in one go!

Zhou Ze came out from behind the other side of the wall,

Looking at the dwarf old man.

The Confucian Temple was surrounded by a rectangular wall, and Zhou Ze was standing outside the wall on the other side when he was speaking, so when the dwarf old man stood at the main entrance, it sounded like Zhou Ze was talking to himself while standing in the temple.

The dwarf old man looked as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, and looked at Zhou Ze who appeared outside the Confucian Temple with a look of disbelief.

"Why are you outside, how did you come out!"

Zhou Ze pouted at the back and said:

"You have been in this unit for so long,

Don't you know that you can actually go through the back door here? "

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