Chapter 1181 Wall Eye Knee!

Cen Xi asked Lu Jingcheng: "If the little lucky bag and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

Lu Jingcheng pursed his lips, looked at Cen Xi, and said, "From tomorrow onwards, I will ask the teacher to teach the little lucky bag to swim, so that when the above problems happen, the little lucky bag and I can come to rescue you."

After finishing speaking, Lu Jingcheng added something meaningful: "Also, under my meticulous teaching, haven't you already learned how to swim?"

It seems that this kind of historical problem can't be difficult for Mr. Lu, so Cen Xi decided not to follow the routine.

Cen Xi smiled slightly at Lu Jingcheng: "Then let me ask you another question."

Lu Jingcheng nodded: "Tell me." Seeing this smile, he had an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

"If I fell into the cesspit and was picked up, would you give me artificial respiration?" Cen Xi looked at Lu Jingcheng seriously.

Lu Jingcheng: "???"

Excuse me?

Other people at the scene: "..." What kind of devil's question is this?

In order to embarrass the other party, you are too hard on yourself, right?

Why assume you fell into a cesspool?

Lu Jingcheng's hair was black, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he asked a question from the depths of his soul: "Why did you fall into the cesspool?"

"Do you care about me? I just fell in, are you going to do artificial respiration?" Cen Xi looked unreasonable.

"No." Lu Jingcheng said "ruthlessly" without any hesitation.

Cen Xi immediately slammed the answering board angrily: "Okay, Lu Jingcheng, you don't love me anymore."

"No, I love you, that's why I won't." Lu Jingcheng explained solemnly, "If your mouth and respiratory tract are blocked by feces, the oxygen I pass to you will not be able to reach your lungs smoothly. At this time, you What is needed is professional rescue."

Cen Xi: "???"

Do labor and capital want to hear your scientific principles?

Cen Xi's several nonsensical embarrassments did not have any effect on Lu Jingcheng. It seemed that Lu Jingcheng had long been accustomed to Cen Xi's unconventional playing cards, and he was already able to deal with them with ease.

This recording is coming to an end, but Lu Jingcheng's extra task has not been completed yet, the director gestured to remind Lu Jingcheng that if the task is not completed, he will be punished.

Lu Jingcheng had a look of victory.

He looked at Cen Xi calmly, and said in a very casual tone: "You keep saying that your English is good, let me test you."

"Okay, take the test as you like." Cen Xi raised his eyebrows proudly, "If you can beat me in the test, I will call you Dad!"

Lu Jingcheng raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you call me a long time ago?"

Cen Xi: "???"

Lu Jingcheng asked: "What is the English word for the wall?"

"Wall!" Cen Xi said.

"Where are the eyes?"

"eye!" Cen Xi gave Lu Jingcheng a blank look, "You're asking too simple, right? You look down on me, don't you?"

There was a slight smile on the corner of Lu Jingcheng's mouth: "Where's the knee?"

"knee!"

Lu Jingcheng nodded: "Well, say the three words together in order."

"Wall eye knee (I love you)!" Cen Xi froze after finishing speaking.

Depend on!

Is this approach too deep? !

Lu Jingcheng smiled in satisfaction, and suddenly leaned forward, whispering in Cen Xi's ear, "Well, I love you too."

Then pinched Cen Xi's chin and sealed Cen Xi's lips.

other people:! ! ! !

Fuck! ! ! Mr. Lu is too good at it!

It was so exciting to see this scene live!