Volume 1: When Males Appear, People Pay Attention. Chapter 100: Strong-Flavored Stool Superman

When Martin O'Neill was worried about how to shut up the damn Besiktas fans below, he heard two more crisp "pops" in the huge insults.

He was stunned for a moment, and then became furious. Under such circumstances, what idiot would dare to throw something down? ! Isn't he afraid of completely irritating the other party? !

But this time O'Neal guessed wrong. He waited for a few seconds, which seemed like a century to him. He held his breath and waited for bigger curses and noises. Now it was just before the storm. Just peace...

But...huh?

Why does the calm before the storm take so long?

Just when he was surprised, the noise finally started again.

But it’s no longer yelling, but miserable howling”…

The howls were so pitiful that Martin O'Neill suspected that someone had dropped white phosphorus bombs,"...

The howling lasted for a while and then grew quieter.

Martin O'Neill looked over and saw that the ground below was in a mess, but there were far fewer people.

The tenth floor was too high, and he couldn't see clearly what was scattered on the ground below. It looked like puddles of water, but what kind of water could disperse these damn fans? Could it be concentrated sulfuric acid?

Martin O'Neill was thinking wildly when the police finally arrived late.

However, they seemed to be afraid of things on the ground and refused to move forward. They just pinched their noses and used loudspeakers to tell the fans to leave.

Normally, the police officers' words would not have had an effect so quickly. But this time, those fans left quickly.

Then the police officers did not come up to ask about the situation, but left in a hurry.

Everything happened so quickly. Before Martin O'Neill upstairs could react, everyone below had already left.

He was a little confused - why? Why did those fans suddenly become so obedient? This is not the way Turkish football fans behave”,…

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Kuyt stared dumbfounded at the empty streets below.

Chen Yingxiong clapped his hands and yawned: "All done! Now you can go to bed!"

Then he returned to his bed and said to Kuyt: "Good night, Dirk."

Kuyt did not respond to him, but looked down blankly.

His heart was churning just like his stomach before - this is so lethal! I definitely don’t want to be hit by the hero’s killer weapon! It's so fucking disgusting!

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Although I experienced a small episode when I went to bed at night, fortunately it was resolved quickly and did not cause the fans to struggle for too long. It probably only took twenty minutes in total.

After getting up, Kuyt mentioned this matter again, because there was one thing that he had never figured out: "How did you know that fans were coming to cause trouble? Those..." Uh, I mean, was your big killer prepared in advance? OK? "

"How can I have such a clever plan? I have been constipated for several days. I have been lying on the bed rubbing my stomach. Finally I felt something, so I went to solve it. As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard some fans shouting from below... I I had an idea!" Chen Yingxiong snapped his fingers and added sound effects to his "inspiration".

Kuyt regretted that I really shouldn't have mentioned this at this time!

Because he thought about yesterday's scene again, and then said, "...well, I feel uncomfortable in my stomach."

But Chen Yingxiong wanted to add fuel to his anger: "Let's go, Dirk. Let's go have breakfast!"

Kuyt gave him the middle finger.

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When Chen Yingxiong and Kuyt came to the restaurant, many teammates were already there. Everyone didn't forget to chat while having breakfast. What happened last night was naturally the focus of everyone's discussion.

When Chen Yingxiong entered, he heard Suarez boasting: ""...If I hadn't thrown a bag of water down last night, they wouldn't have calmed down so easily! Let me tell you, in this case, fill a black garbage bag with water, turn off the lights and throw it down to ensure that no one knows who did it." Hahahaha!"

A group of teammates gave Suarez a thumbs up: "Luis, you are so good!"

"You are really a genius, you can even think of such an idea!"

When Chen Yingxiong heard that Suarez was taking credit from him, he snorted: "Stop bragging, Luis. You didn't even look at how they reacted after you threw the bag of water yesterday - they scolded them even more fiercely!" You have to rely on me! Let me tell you, I even added bath salts to it. The smell is guaranteed to be impossible to wash off even if they go back to wash it! Hahahaha!"

Everyone looked at Chen Yingxiong blankly, not understanding yet.

But Suarez reacted. He pointed at Chen Yingxiong and said, "Did you throw those two bags of stuff in the back yesterday?"

"Nonsense! Who else but brother can come up with such a genius battle plan?" Chen Yingxiong raised his head.

Kuyt separated from Chen Yingxiong after entering the restaurant, because he felt that if he continued to stay with this guy, he might not be able to eat breakfast at all...

Chen Yingxiong threw two bags of things down, which caused a burst of screams from the people below. Suarez was lying next to the window and the whole city saw it, but he didn't know what exactly he threw down. He could let Besik Tas fans are so scared.

He suddenly became curious and wanted to ask clearly: "What did you throw?"

Kuyt's heart skipped a beat and he stood up suddenly: "No!"

But it's too late...

Almost at the same time, Chen Yingxiong said loudly: "Shit and urine, and Dirk's vomit, hahahahahaha!"

The whole restaurant suddenly fell into a strange silence. There was only Chen Yingxiong's laughter, and other than that, there was no sound.

Then someone retched—before they had time to eat.

Then someone covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom. He had already had breakfast.

Suarez stood there, his face a little pale, and his stomach felt uncomfortable, but he was stronger and suppressed it and did not show it. Not only that, he also had the strength to scold Chen Yingxiong.

"I'll fuck you, hero! Can you please stop talking about it over breakfast!"

"Fu (will this be harmonious) ck! What the hell are you doing! You have to ask yourself, I just tell the truth. Is honesty a shortcoming?"

"Honest sister! Don't you know what the occasion is? Everyone is having breakfast! What are you talking about about shit, urine... and vomit... Oh my god!"

More people rushed out of the restaurant because they couldn't stand it anymore!

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Martin O'Neill and his assistants walked to the restaurant to have breakfast, but along the way they kept seeing people rushing out of it with their mouths covered, and they didn't even bother to say hello when they saw him.

He was still confused and wanted to find out. But the next moment he regretted why he was so curious."

He walked to the door of the restaurant and heard the quarrel between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez, and his face instantly turned pale."...

Then he turned around and walked away, not wanting to stay here any longer.

He really wanted to pretend that he hadn't heard it!

He knew the truth about last night, but he would rather not know...

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A waiter in the restaurant watched the quarrel between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez. Both sides pointed at each other's noses and cursed.

Although they spoke very fast and with the accents of their respective countries, which he couldn't quite understand, he could still understand the swear words.

He hurried out of the restaurant without anyone noticing, then found a secluded corner and started making phone calls.

"Hey Okan? Listen to me, I have a piece of information! Yes, it's about the British! Their two main forwards just had a quarrel in the restaurant and the quarrel was fierce! And no one else came up They tried to break up the fight, but left one after another... This is too weird, isn't it? I think if the Liverpool people are in this state, it will not be a problem for the Blackhawks to beat them at home... Yes, yes, I promise, I saw it with my own eyes What you saw! Photos? You idiot! How dare I take them? What if they find out? Okay, okay, if you don’t say anything else, I’m going back to work...",

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After being tortured by Chen Yingxiong, most of the players did not eat breakfast because they were completely out of mood and appetite. However, Chen Yingxiong was not affected and could eat whatever he needed to. The scene where he was the only one dining in the huge restaurant looked really weird, but in the eyes of those who were interested, it became ironclad evidence that "after the quarrel, Chen Yingxiong had cut himself off from his teammates, lost support, and became a loner."

Those who had not eaten breakfast had to wait until noon to have an appetite, but everyone strongly requested Chen Yingxiong not to talk about what happened last night.

This made Chen Yingxiong a little depressed - that was his glorious deeds. He really wants to tell the world that I fought off a bunch of damn Besiktas fans with shit, piss and vomit yesterday!

Now, being outnumbered, he can only bury his glorious deeds deep in his heart, and keep comforting himself that no real hero would bother to promote himself!

Zhao Ke's steamed buns are covered with tassels, Wu's hooks are frosty and snowy; the silver saddle shines on the white horse, rustling like a shooting star. Kill a person in ten steps, leave no trace for a thousand miles; brush away your clothes when the matter is over, hide your body and name deeply!

Knight!

Great knight!

Please imagine the glorious image of the knight-errant Chen Yingxiong carrying two bags of feces and urine... er, no, it's two swords to fight off the provocative Besiktas fans!

Who would have known that the burly figure who was hiding in the city and sitting in the restaurant eating lunch was the mighty martial arts hero Chen Yingxiong?

Chen Yingxiong imagined this in his mind..."

All of a sudden, I felt that my image was getting taller and taller. Do good deeds without leaving a name, you are a living Lei Feng in the new era!

When the peace of the earth is threatened, he will always rush into the toilet, transform into Superman, and then come out to fight off the evil enemies. But no one will know all this. When the sun rises on a new day, I have escaped into darkness and returned to ordinary.

If anyone could know what Chen Yingxiong was thinking right now, I'm afraid they would vomit again and give Chen Yingxiong a nickname. If the hero were Superman, he would also be Superman with poop! Damn, using a mixture of feces and urine to deal with the enemy is really strong..." (To be continued