Volume 1: Males Come and Go, People Pay Attention. Chapter 95: Cock Superman Vs. Grass Mud Horse (Second Update, Please Vote for Me)

Chapter Ninety-Five: * Man vs. Grass and Mud Horse (Second update, please vote for me)

Starting from Thornton, Liverpool's masquerade took a very weird direction. Next up was Sanchez, who dressed up as an alpaca, a livestock common in the Andes Mountains of the South American continent. (Read and see) This thing has another name on the Chinese Internet - the mythical beast "Grass Mud Horse".

Chen Yingxiong was very embarrassed when he saw it. He even wondered whether Sanchez was also hanging out in Chinese online forums and Weibo...

Adam Johnson dressed himself as an apple, but it was an apple that had been bitten!

He cosplayed the Apple logo, and you can tell he is a die-hard Apple fan.

Then other players also appeared in various costumes.

Mario Gotze started from his own name and acted as a Super Mario.

Pepe is more fun, he really plays the role of a Chinese warrior monk...

However, what everyone pays most attention to is Chen Yingxiong, who has never appeared. Everyone knows Chen Yingxiong's character and temper, so everyone knows how the other characters will appear.

But why haven't you seen him yet?

In fact, Chen Yingxiong arrived very early. He had been in the car and watched the live broadcast on the in-car TV. He saw everyone's appearance, except for Thornton's "football" and Sanchez's "magical beast grass mud horse" that surprised him. Except for that, he felt that everything else was nothing more than that.

He deliberately did not appear. He took note of every teammate who appeared. He had to make sure that he was the last one to appear, because the best and most important thing was saved for the last moment.

Yes, Chen Yingxiong is such a slut. In a masquerade party, everyone arranges the order of appearance at random. He must insist on appearing last, just to be the finale...

I don't blame him for doing this, because if he played first, no one would pay attention to his teammates who played later.

Because...his appearance was so shocking!

After confirming that all his teammates were present, Chen Yingxiong moved down from the huge and spacious Hummer - moving, not jumping, because his current outfit was really not very flexible...

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People on both sides of the red carpet were still discussing Chen Yingxiong because Chen Yingxiong had not shown up yet. Did he already go in first?

Didn’t see it!

Could it be that Chen Yingxiong had already entered in advance?

impossible! How could he let go of such an opportunity to shine so easily?

It seems that everyone knows Chen Yingxiong quite well.

Sure enough, soon, there was a commotion from the red carpet!

"hero!"

"my Lord!"

"What's this?!"

As people screamed, everyone turned their eyes and saw a huge condom coming over!

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In fact, not only Liverpool fans and reporters, but also Liverpool players are looking forward to Chen Yingxiong.

Because no matter how people asked in the past two days, Chen Yingxiong refused to reveal his appearance at that time, which made many people full of curiosity.

Does he really have some secret weapon?

As a result, when Chen Yingxiong appeared on the stage, everyone was angry.

Chen Yingxiong transformed into a giant condom and went on stage...

No one would have thought that he would appear in such a way and style!

This may be a masquerade that breaks through the sky...

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"The hero has appeared, he... uh..."

The on-site reporter from the TV station was very excited at first and his voice was different. However, when he saw Chen Yingxiong's appearance, he was stunned for a while and was completely speechless.

It's not his fault, he really couldn't explain to the audience why Chen Yingxiong came out wearing a condom...

However, the fans and reporters on the sidelines were very excited. They took photos of Chen Yingxiong with their mobile phones and cameras. Some people even took to Twitter and announced excitedly, "Hero is so handsome when he comes out!"

Chen Yingxiong swaggered up to a group of stunned teammates, and then he bent down. I don't know how he did it, but a lot of white liquid came out from the top of the condom!

He shot it on the faces and bodies of his teammates... A group of people avoided it in a panic, shouting and cursing.

"*!hero!*!"

"Fuck you! What is this!"

"**!"

"How could something come out when it was blocked by a condom!"

"How disgusting, hero!!"

"Ahhhh! Cum in my mouth!!"

"Eh? So sweet? I'll go! It's milk!"

"Fuck! I'll never drink milk again!"

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Outside the court, the fans couldn't help but scream when they saw this scene, and the scene suddenly became chaotic...

Chen Yingxiong put his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky laughing.

"Ahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Is this appearance and appearance awesome enough? Creative enough? Both awards are mine! !

Thornton was shot the most by Chen Yingxiong, because he actually stole Chen Yingxiong's limelight. So it must be punished!

But the final result was not what Chen Yingxiong thought.

He did not win the most creative award or the most dedicated actor award.

Thornton won both awards by himself.

Chen Yingxiong didn’t catch anything!

Assistant coach Sammy Lee, who came to the stage to announce the results on behalf of the judges, explained this: "Hero, your appearance is really vulgar... Why don't you make a mosaic? You don't even make a mosaic, and You also made an action similar to ejaculation... so we decided not to give these two awards to you. Although your appearance is indeed quite creative... However, we feel that this idea has no value, because apart from you, no one else Is there anyone else who can do such a thing..."

The other players in the audience could hardly stand laughing.

Seeing the smiles on everyone's faces, Martin O'Neill felt relieved.

Thanks to this masquerade, and thanks to Chen Yingxiong, the gloomy atmosphere in the Liverpool team has finally been wiped away.

But he really didn't expect that he could do it through Chen Yingxiong's weird appearance...

He would never have imagined that Chen Yingxiong would play the role of a condom... I still don't fully understand this person's world!

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Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade ball spread all over the Internet that night.

Many people laughed happily in front of their computers when they saw Chen Yingxiong's appearance and photos of his teammates.

This person can not only bring happiness to everyone by scoring goals, but also bring happiness to everyone in another way.

On the Chinese Internet, everyone is complaining.

"**! These kind of photos need to be coded?!"

"Please give me uncensored high-definition pictures!"

"Please let the infantry out!"

"*Man versus Grass Mud Horse.avi."

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Although Chen Yingxiong became the butt of everyone's jokes the next day, he didn't care. Being laughed at as a fool was not something he would do for a day or two, but he just wanted to be happy.

Although he didn't win the grand prize, he was still very happy at yesterday's masquerade party because he ejaculated everyone!

The masquerade party was a success, everyone's emotions were aroused, and the fatigue of the past half season was released in the laughter.

Liverpool can face the devilish schedule after Christmas with a more relaxed mentality.

Previously, they drew 1:1 away with Portsmouth and defeated Wolves 1:0 at home. Liverpool's performance in these two games made people see a bit of a crisis.

The happiest person is Manchester United coach Ferguson. He has been clinging to Liverpool in second place and has been waiting for this moment.

If Liverpool collapse in the post-Christmas games, United could take advantage. Who said Liverpool wanted to replace him? Have you asked us about Manchester United? ?

In addition, there are many people who hate Liverpool and Chen Yingxiong who are waiting to see the joke between Liverpool and Chen Yingxiong.

If they just watched Chen Yingxiong's jokes, from a certain angle, they did see it - Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade party was like them patting the size of the table while scolding "this idiot".

But this is just a trivial detail. They know very well that if they want to see Chen Yingxiong's real jokes, they have to be in the game.

In the match against Wigan Athletic, Chen Yingxiong did not score. In the game against Portsmouth, Chen Yingxiong scored a goal. In the game against Wolves, Chen Yingxiong failed to score again and only scored one goal in three rounds. This is a very rare thing for him.

It seems that his condition has gone up and down.

Everyone is waiting to see a good show in Liverpool's next away game against Aston Villa.

But they were disappointed.

Neither Liverpool nor Chen Yingxiong gave them such a chance.

Liverpool defeated Aston Villa 2-0 away from home.

Although the score is not big and there are not many goals, everyone who has watched this game admits that this Liverpool is the normal Liverpool. They completely controlled the situation. The 4231 formation and tactics gave Liverpool more control in the midfield. Aston Villa could only be led by Liverpool.

They only had five shots in the entire game, and this was at their home court! Liverpool had the advantage and seemed to score a goal every time they attacked.

Chen Yingxiong scored twice in the game and took all the team's goals. There is no sign of a decline in status at all.

The guy who was funny and nonsensical off the court was still a terrifying monster on the court.

He has two completely different images on and off the court.

Perhaps he was confused by Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade. Aston Villa did not strictly guard Chen Yingxiong in this game, which gave Chen Yingxiong many opportunities to take advantage of. The fatal mistake at this time also resulted in Aston Villa's complete defeat.

If it weren't for bad luck, Chen Yingxiong would have at least scored a hat trick.

When the whistle sounded at the end of the game, Martin O'Neill on the sidelines breathed a sigh of relief. From this game, he could see that the team's downward trend had been stopped. It seemed that the masquerade was really effective!

He was a little proud that his idea was very effective, which was quite a sense of accomplishment.

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