Chapter 2536: A Bad Name Makes a Living
Everyone looked at Ye Mingcheng. The honorable task of naming was given to him. When she was just pregnant, Lin Shufang solemnly told Ye Mingcheng to choose a high-quality name.
Ye Mingcheng touched his head, a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "It hasn't been decided yet. Don't be careless when choosing a name. You must be cautious."
He had chosen no less than a hundred names. When he picked them, he thought they were all good. However, after a few days, when he looked at them, he found them distasteful and unpleasant to read. Naturally, Ye Mingcheng disliked them, so he picked them again, and then disliked them again.
This goes on and on, the children are born, but Ye Mingcheng hasn't picked a name yet.
Ye Qingqing rolled her eyes. According to her father's snail's pace, by the time the little guy turns one year old, he probably won't even be famous yet.
"Choose a nickname first. Dad, please think about it slowly. You must think about it when you get your household registration." Ye Qingqing set a deadline, otherwise Ye Mingcheng would definitely delay it.
At this time, Ye Qingqing realized that his son's chronicity was inherited, and it was all Ye Mingcheng's fault.
Ye Mingcheng was a chronic man, so he let his grandson inherit everything.
"It's easy to choose a nickname, it's catchy." Lin Shufang said with a smile.
"How's the roundness? Look how round this kid is." The old man touched the little guy's fat arm and was overjoyed.
Ye Mingcheng disagreed, "There are too many children named Yuanyuan. There are several children named Yuanyuan who come to my clinic for treatment. Our baby must be named something different, or Zhuangzhuang?"
The old man said angrily: "Pull him down, there are more people called Zhuangzhuang. When I went to the park to exercise, I met five or six people called Zhuangzhuang."
"How's the cow?"
"No, there are many people called Niu Niu. I think it's better to call them Goudan. It's easy to raise a bad name. Otherwise, Tiezhu Maodan will also win."
The old man became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and he successively contributed more than a dozen local nicknames, such as cow's egg, donkey's egg, duck's egg, sheep's egg...
The corner of Ye Qingqing's mouth twitched fiercely. The old man was competing with Dandan. He had to do everything with Dandan, so he might as well just call Dandan.
"No, what time is it now, and you still call this Duo Tuo, why don't you call it something foreign, like Andy or Jason." Ye Mingcheng had another idea, but as soon as he said it, the old man refuted it.
"Why take a foreigner's name?
There are so many nice names in China, so why should we call them foreigners? "
The old man firmly opposed it. The foreign name was not as good as his dog's egg or sheep's egg, so he thought it sounded very pleasant.
The two of them were quarreling fiercely. The father said that the father was right and the mother-in-law said that she was right. They both felt that they had got the right thing and refused to give in to the other. Ye Qingqing heard his ears ringing and became a little impatient. He shouted: "I I think it's better to be a turtle, it's grinding and grinding, and it's slower than a turtle."
"No, no one calls their children turtles." Ye Mingcheng and the old man objected in unison, but this time they agreed.
Ye Qingqing curled his lips, glanced at the round sleeping little thing, and came up with an idea, "How about calling him Little Pig? If he eats and sleeps, and he's still so fat, then he can be called Little Pig."
Ye Mingcheng was a little hesitant, thinking that Xiaozhu was too straightforward, but the old man patted the table and agreed, "Xiaozhu is pretty good."
This name is completely in line with his central idea of "a cheap name makes a living", and it also meets Lin Shufang's requirement of being "catchy", which is quite perfect.
Lin Shufang and Lu Mo didn't have any objections. The main reason was that the little guy did look like a piglet, and his name gave him a special image.