Chapter 1,711: Hit Someone but Don’t Slap Them in the Face
Ding Ba was furious, and after drinking some wine, his reaction was much slower. How could he realize Lu Mo's good intentions? He slapped the table, held his neck and shouted: "I poured ten It took me eight lifetimes to marry that dominatrix. I must divorce her, and none of you can stop me..."
The corners of Lu Mo's mouth twitched, and he glanced at Miao Tianxiong, who was getting closer and closer. He closed his mouth tightly and said nothing, silently watching this idiot seeking death.
Ye Qingqing also discovered Miao Tianxiong, and suddenly a cold sweat broke out on his back. He immediately said: "Brother Bage, don't be ignorant of your blessings. Sister Tianxiong is beautiful and capable. Didn't you marry her just from your previous life?" It's a blessing, brother, don't you think so?"
Lu Mo nodded, "That's right, Miao Teshu is a woman, and if he marries you, he will marry down."
"That's right..."
The two of them sang together and praised Miao Tianxiong to the sky. The more Ding Ba listened, the more he felt something was wrong. He glared at them angrily, "Are you drunk? Are you too drunk? Is the dominatrix still married? Damn...if I hadn't sacrificed myself, Can she get married like that? She can't live as an old maid for the rest of her life, no!"
Ye Qingqing and Lu Mo both shut up. They would not die unless they wanted to die. For the sake of friendship, they would burn gold bars for this guy regularly during holidays.
"Why aren't you talking? Hey, why are you so cold..."
Ding Ba shivered, and the familiar feeling finally made him realize that something was wrong. He turned around suddenly, his face suddenly turned pale, cold sweat flowed down like soybeans, and his calves trembled and kept sliding down.
"You...you...why are you here...hehe...the food here is good..."
Dingba secretly prayed that the dominatrix had just arrived and didn't hear his words, but——
"I want to be an old maid for the rest of my life? Are you going to divorce me?" Miao Tianxiong's voice seemed to have drifted from the Antarctic, carrying the chill of an old man. Ding Ba's legs went weak and he knelt on the ground involuntarily.
Lu Mo looked at it with disdain, it was really embarrassing for a man to have gold under his knees.
"Nothing, I mean if it wasn't for you, I would have to be a bachelor for the rest of my life, and I would have to serve you well and make you comfortable..."
Dingba opened his eyes and made up nonsense, sweating profusely.
Miao Tianxiong sneered, grabbed Ding Ba's collar, and said to several stunned customers: "Let me take care of the housework first, wait a moment."
"Assistant Miao Te, don't worry about us.
hehe. "
Several customers looked at Dingba sympathetically, and suddenly felt that the Hedong lion in their home was actually quite gentle. They should go back and buy a bouquet of flowers to comfort their wives!
"Don't...save some face for me outside...if you hit someone, don't slap someone in the face...don't go too far..."
Miao Tianxiong carried Ding Ba with one hand and walked to the corner easily. From time to time, there were screams, and finally there was no sound. Ye Qingqing was a little worried and wanted to go over and persuade him. Just give him a few blows to vent his anger, but don't do it. Take a life!
Lu Mo stopped her, "It's okay, Miao Tianxiong is sensible."
It didn't take long for Miao Tianxiong to come back, refreshed and refreshed, without even a speck of dust on her. She looked as calm as if she had just swatted a mosquito. She smiled at several customers and said, "Thank you for your accommodation. Let’s keep talking!”
She nodded to Ye Qingqing and Lu Mo, and said softly: "Help me send that useless thing back!"
"Oh, Sister Tianxiong, you are busy with your business. We have finished eating. You can go to the pavilion to eat. The scenery is super beautiful."
Ye Qingqing smiled flatteringly. Fortunately, neither she nor Lu Mo said anything bad about Miao Tianxiong just now, otherwise it would be so embarrassing!
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